The Life Of Birds

Did you say fanservice? I make my own sourdough. Hello, Roko. <.>

Daryl Sawyer

This must be her weekend, though. I wonder what cases she’s working on at present?

Holly Nelson

I used to visit a HUGE bakery that supplies a big percentage of bagels to the tri-state area - you could go in and grab 'em coming out of a big oven. And there were many rows of every kind of bread you could imagine, cooling on racks. I hope you enjoyed this fanservice post. :D

MA Caiti

Guys, I realize there are no posted "rules" here like there are over at the QC Forum, but please try to get people's names right anyway - it's only respectful. It's "Renee" and "Elliot".

awgiedawgie

Good eye! Yes, it is.

awgiedawgie

At least in Bubbles' case, her olfactory sensors are an order of magnitude more sensitive. So it stands to reason that AIs could have more intense responses to smells.

awgiedawgie

Did someone make an EODM joke yet?

Unanimous D

Is it just me or is that Tai's house in the background?

Gary Walker

Ooohhhh is Secret Bakery supposed to be the QC's Hungry Ghost Bakery? Seems likely.

LJ

You have to butter it first, silly.

awgiedawgie

'Officer B I have some nice foccacia here'

Tim Williams

omg Eliot. <3 He's so good.

“...can I see your human abs?”

Will Weaver

"We know, dear" is everything.

So, between this and Roko/Bubble's love of tea, the impression that I'm getting is that AI tend to be attracted by fragrant items.

Lucanid Landman

Unless the name is ironic! :O

drij

It occurs to me that Rene could do Roko a huge favour and put her in touch with other bakerphiles...

Thomas Boys

You would thing the crumbs would chafe... aw well, love burns.

Chris Gallaty

You sure this is the socially acceptable greeting here?

Cleo Schmitz

Now you've got me thinking about a functor from Sinfest to QC ... Fuchsia->Criminy => Roko->Clinton ?

Ísabel Pirsic

I'd much rather hear it narrated in the voice of Morgan Freeman. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch5MEJk5ZCQ" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch5MEJk5ZCQ</a>

Jeph, every god damned comic she is in, you take all this time to do character development. But all I see is: "VIOLET/FUCSIA DROID IS BEST GIRL!" and all my brain can do, is respond, louder and louder every single time, "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS". You bastard. Please don't change.

Paul Grodt

Not just AIs, I think.

Ben Russell-Gough

Interesting: So, how long has Renee been the local bread fetishists' pusher and how big is her customer base? Now, let's move on to panel 3 - Is it me or is Brun jealous that Elliott has been paying attention to Roko and her sexual needs, no matter how peripherally? This is the first suggestion that I've seen that Brun wants that sort of attention from Elliott!

Ben Russell-Gough

"Gluten abend, fraulein robot!"

Maurice Kessler

And she interacts with Clinton because they know each other (probably because of Melon and her secret tunnels)

Cleo Schmitz

I love that she ran into Clinton, because of course she ran into clinton

Bagge

This storyline just keeps getting better and better.

Abhimat Gautam

Don’t worry Roko,I’m sure people who work at the Secret Bakery can keep secrets... right? I’m looking at you Renee.

Andrew

Elliot, I am with ya on this one.

Stoodmuffin

I've been thinking. Do we actually have any evidence that Brun things of people that way? It looks to me like she's mostly a chronosexual. I'm all for the poly relationship, don't get me wrong! I'm just wondering if Brun might be in for mostly the cookies and clocks.

Am Queue

This implies that AI bread fetishes are frequent enough that there are "signs". That or Pintsize frequents the bakery.

Dylan T

I really like the whole dynamic that's emerging between Clinton and Brun, but I also really want Roko to get her dreams fulfilled too... Can we just have a great big poly relationship with Clinton, Elliot, Roko and Brun? &lt;3 That way everybody's happy!

Stevie C-K

Not fresh bread. Not even if they ship it overnight. If you can get two hour delivery, maybe then, but... probably not. And there's nothing like fresh bread. *bliss*

Jason Zions

Punchbot obviously didn't DIGEST his keys, though. If he ate food, his innards would get jammed up because it wouldn't go anywhere

Fart Captor

I love Roko so much, she's adorable.

Nicholas Lopez

I'm sure you can buy bread on Amazon. That's what I do when I need some toys and other suppleis.

Pete Hanson

At some point we will learn that the programming of AI-brain pleasure centers is chronically infected with butts disease.

darklion

Okay...now, I want to hear the entire story narrated in the voice of Samuel L Jackson.

z

PS. Not even eagles.

Holly Nelson

Toast would be less comfy on skin.

Jessie Cook

Public Service Announcement: Don’t feed bread to birds, it’s not good for them. /PSA

Holly Nelson

What I don't get is if she did have a bread fetish after all, why didn't she enjoy her date with Pintsize and why hasn't she called him back?

JD

Remember, Bubbles can't eat, but Punchbot swallowed his keys, so we know different AIs have different plumbing. Get your minds out of the gutter, she could still be eating it! Bunch of perverts.

Cody Renton