So now we need a Ms. Augustus "Hello, fellow teens" shirt?
Emma Humphries
2018-04-09 02:56:53 +0000 UTC
I... I guess there's a world before you've contemplated your mother saying that to you and a world after, and there's no going back.
2018-04-09 01:51:03 +0000 UTC
Not that much younger, as Ms. Augustus supports Claire and wouldn't have a pre-transition photo of her up in the house, methinks.
Gary Walker
2018-04-09 01:50:25 +0000 UTC
At least she's using the youth-speak correctly.
Patrick Jackson
2018-04-08 22:40:35 +0000 UTC
Bonus points to those who noticed the picture of younger Claire and Clinton in panel 1!
Ben Russell-Gough
2018-04-08 21:54:20 +0000 UTC
Next morning: "Cliiiinton, Brun is here for coooookies"
Bagge
2018-04-08 20:02:15 +0000 UTC
Properly did an awkward laugh and went "oh my godddd".
2018-04-08 13:24:05 +0000 UTC
I like the way half-drunk Clinton is perfectly capable of keeping up his end of the witty banter, actually. One-sided witty banter can feel mean-spirited after a while.
Carl Fink
2018-04-08 12:56:37 +0000 UTC
I think it's an H: Hat
2018-04-08 12:21:31 +0000 UTC
This storyline. I love it.
Sorry to hear about Shelby, though. :'-(
Willinwoods
2018-04-08 08:39:31 +0000 UTC
Mom Emperor Of The Universe
Thomas Boys
2018-04-08 08:30:47 +0000 UTC
Koala. Never leave home with one.
BobC
2018-04-08 07:07:57 +0000 UTC
Yeah, Clinton, it's true: Claire DOES get it from her.
Ben Russell-Gough
2018-04-08 07:01:57 +0000 UTC
And the parental teasing. Don't forget that.
Edward Clayton Andrews
2018-04-08 06:53:02 +0000 UTC
GOD the power of the MOM
Drakoo Dreamer
2018-04-08 06:48:52 +0000 UTC
Is that really what makes that so Disturbing, Clinton?
Stoodmuffin
2018-04-08 05:31:06 +0000 UTC
that face he has at the end is priceless.
Landy K Hayes
2018-04-08 03:37:09 +0000 UTC
You were meant to hear the quotation marks, Clinton. How else is your mother supposed to show you how 'cool' and 'hip' she is?
Dean Reilly
2018-04-08 03:35:26 +0000 UTC
omg I am dying here
Rook Hallan
2018-04-08 03:35:24 +0000 UTC
It's in the emphasis of the words. Almost Shatner-esque but not as sharp. It's how you pause and then speak. "Oh no! Were you hoping to ... hook up ... with her? Did I ... cock block ... you?" Basically, "hearing" the quotation marks, is all about the ellipses use in speech. Does that help?
2018-04-08 03:05:54 +0000 UTC
I just removed the ell from each "clock" in your comment, Andrew.
Does it read better?
BobC
2018-04-08 03:05:28 +0000 UTC
*rushes out* “Brun come back, the clock is running slow again! I’m off to fetch the clocksmith, can you hand-wind it with Clinton please?”
Andrew
2018-04-08 02:43:49 +0000 UTC
She’s gets high to dial it down a notch.
Andrew
2018-04-08 02:41:36 +0000 UTC
KITE. Nobody should leave home without one.
Celine Chamberlin
2018-04-08 02:41:18 +0000 UTC
"Did you remember your K-" What could it be? Ketamine? Kangaroo Slippers? Keytar?
Eir W
2018-04-08 02:39:38 +0000 UTC
DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince reference! Woot!
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW3PFC86UNI" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW3PFC86UNI</a>
BobC
2018-04-08 02:39:12 +0000 UTC
Keys? Kaleidoscope?
Andrew
2018-04-08 02:39:10 +0000 UTC
I want to know what the last word of that blue sign behind them is.
2018-04-08 02:37:58 +0000 UTC
'cock' 'block'
Gary Walker
2018-04-08 02:37:50 +0000 UTC
He can hear the quotation marks? I need to know this trick his mom knows.
darklion
2018-04-08 02:35:17 +0000 UTC
I think Clinton has had to deal with enough shit lately. I still love his mom though. <3
Nicholas Lopez
2018-04-08 02:32:01 +0000 UTC
The funny thing is I’m 99% sure Ms. Augustus knows what both of those phrases mean considering certain past events.
Will Weaver
2018-04-08 02:31:39 +0000 UTC
She's not even high anymore, this is just what she's like