Melon, No

She just didn't like that he didn't use lube. He should've buttered the toast first.

awgiedawgie

You're supposed to wait until the third date to rub toast on your special friend's butt. Pintsize just went for it without asking. If he had been patient and gotten consent, imagine the fun they could have had!

Things are getting naan-platonic.

Trigon Manthree

Climax without foreplay? a Yeastiality faux pas?

Dancing on the Edge of Sanity

he was shooting it at her, not rubbing it on her butt.

Ack

I think what I'd be more interested in knowing is what Pintsize did wrong that made it not do anything for her. Do you think it was because he BURNT the toast?

Cave

It gets better! That 'some girl' was melon!

Ehren Kluge

There may have been an article. <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3566" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3566</a>

William Burns

I love how everyone is chill about Roko's kink - makes me happy to see people just go "yeah, that's neat - WHAT ABOUT THIS OTHER THING?!". Also I love these two XD

Cole Blackblood

and trendy

Danya Michael

they comfy

Jeph Jacques

Going out on a limb here, but... exercise clothes are comfortable, allow freedom of movement and are resistant to wear and tear. Combined with AIs not needing to wash clothes as often as people, and they make for very efficient clothing.

Dolan

I hope she washes her lip first.

Jamison Town

Which raises the question.. Why exercise clothes at all, since presumably AIs don't sweat or gain any benefit from the exertion...

Zach Elwyn

She used to have a different head module with pink dome covers over her audio sensors. Either she's changed her head (not unlikely for Mel) or she just had the sensor covers swapped out for more human-looking ones. Now it looks a lot more like May's.

Ben Russell-Gough

I think that those two together in one room would be one of the 'divide by zero' things. Reality would just be unable to survive!

Ben Russell-Gough

Just to remind us that they're sisters.

Ben Russell-Gough

Interesting! So Roko has told Melon about her kink and, being Melon, she's trying to be helpful... despite her disturbing fixation with post-living biomatter. Roko, some advice: Go out in your exercise clothes and I think that you won't lack for approaches. Mostly from creeps but, hey!

Ben Russell-Gough

Jeph has been hitting them out of the PARK lately. These past couple weeks have felt like the times of my favorite comics in this series. I love it.

Paul Grodt

Dat April 1st strip tho

gatherer818

Good thing things didn't get weird or anything

Bagge

Hurskie vurr.

Maurice Kessler

I'm horrified... and yet strangely aroused. Thank you SO MUCH for that, Jeph. :P

Roko reminds me of Gene from Wet Hot American Summer so I guess that makes Melon her talking can of mixed vegetables.

Brent Catherman

The Clintion daydream makes more sense now.

Socially appropriate cry of horror!

Andrew

I want Melon and Emily to meet (and then possibly smooch, idk)

Fart Captor

What The Hell, Melon

OH GOD IT'S BLEEDING

Dylan T

I think we can write that off as Melon being insane. I mean her daily job is apparently going into a dark room and letting bugs crawl all over her body. At least, I believe that's her job.

Littleshiro-kun

Does Melon have the same chassis as May, and if yes, am I the last person to notice it?

Populuxe

Also, this really flies in the face (pun intended, do not judge me) of the whole robots sniffing tea with their delicate olfactory organs thing. Just sayin'.

Gary Walker

Robots in activewear!

Gary Walker

OMG she does like bread play, just not toast play

Kyle Major

Melon! Jeph's friend Ryan North is NOT going to be happy with you.

Alex Mullenix

That is the dirtiest thing you've written in a while. :P

Mark Metzler

Fjound. I don't get it but I like it.

Hmm... they have the same eyes!

Kenneth Carlile

Ooh she's a cutie out of uniform!

I would prefer an Alice Grove prequel, myself.

Josh

I dunno, she could rub bread on MY tush out of pity and I guarantee I'd feel... nauseous...

Ok. Jeph, Alice Grove is ended, and you need to think of a new replacement... Well, have I got an idea for YOU! Melon / Roko! Yes! Melon and Roko in their very own comic! The internet might not survive...

Friends with pan-efits.

I definitely get a sibling vibe from these two.

MELON, YES!

Nicholas Lopez

Wouldn't that make it "poopernickel"?

Shawn K. Younkin

Oh Melon, no just no! Having someone do a kinky thing you like out of pity is just soooo not sexy.

Denise Webber

Melon is so considerate 😊

Fart Captor

I mean, it's not like it matters that it's unhygenic, they are robots

Cody Renton

No, she carries them around for other times too.

Adam Friedlander

Does Melon just carry around dead animals for times like this?

Will Weaver