The Only Way To Eat A Banana

and marshmallow bears

Dancing on the Edge of Sanity

That is not how you spell crotch banana... you know, just sayin' :)

David Howe

Love the Sea of Thieves reference.

Robert Oller

PHALLIC BANANA

LOL I will never hear "Losing My Religion" without laughing ever again

I think that's part of being young for everyone!

I believe that 'cronch' is the name of the feeling Elliot is experiencing in the last panel. It just works on so many levels.

Paul Nobles

Does this mean Griffin McElroy is canon in the QC-verse?

capnsoapy

Sure Elliot, you don't want hiim to hug you cause you're at work - that's *totally* the only reason ;)

Cole Blackblood

And then suddenly Claire and/or Renee walk into the bar and start shipping all of them. :P

Will Weaver

Elliot strikes me as someone who, once he's comfortable with you, is always up for hugs when off the clock

Stop making everyone cuter! Cute is my Kyptonite! Powers of... feigned indifference... weakening...

Populuxe

I think my favorite part of this comic is that Elliot specifies "Please don't hug me AT WORK", indicating he's open to receiving hugs in other venues. My ship is standing by to be armed with canon, thank you Jeph.

gatherer818

We're just assuming you think about pee a lot.

Trigon Manthree

Elliot is adorable! <3

I also feel like I am missing something.

Mark

That made me think of an REM misheard lyric : "That's pee in the corner/ That's pee on a spot light/ Losing my religion..." Yeah OK I know I'm wierd.

Rudolph Gerber

Yeah, went to the bathroom, then went to the bar, grabbed another beer, then returned to Elliot and resumed the conversation where they left off.

Joal Taylor

It's simpler to assume that he went to the bathroom in the gap between comics 3704 and 3706.

Ben Russell-Gough

Should we just assume that Clinton has gone and peed in a corner or something?

Alex Borders

Clinton's role today is to make Elliott's emotional dilemma even worse!

Ben Russell-Gough

ELLIOT YOU CUTE BUTT HEAD

Stoodmuffin

He might have to crush Clinton's hand again to get some cred back!

Andrew

POLYCUUUUUULE!

Billie Thompson

I think Elliot needs to learn aboit Gale Shapley. Everything is easier when it is a poly time algorithm.

蒲公英

Polygon cameos? And who are Pat and Simone? What have I missed, and from where?

Brad Knowles

O_O INTRIGUE! JEPH! GOOD!

Paul Grodt

Jeph is EBIL! EBIL I tells ya! EBIL!!!!!!! (Multiple exclamation points are a sure sign of a disturbed mind.)

Cronch! And Pat and Simone!

Allison Hastings

And we love him for it. :)

Oh, Elliot! Don't be like me! All you can do is ask, you lovable, intimidating marshmallow!

David Paul

Not much, unless you are EXTREMELY accurate.

David Paul

Elliott makes the same mistake all men are doomed to make when we're young and lonely. We get crushes on practically anyone we meet who's nice to us. And that's okay.

Mike Gilson

Stop it Jeph, stop torturing our big soft boy like this, he's a sweet marshmallow who deserves love and happiness and puppies, do you hear me Jeph?! HAPPINESS AND PUPPIES DANG YOU!

CHÜ CHÜ CHÜ SWÅLØ

Magic Chopstick Games

Awkward and adorable!

Random Jones

FIRST FAYE AND BUBBLES AND NOW THIS!?

Nicholas Lopez

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. I know what time does to a banana. I can't stop wondering about fruit flies and an arrow.

BobC

DAMMIT JEPH

Hawkeye

A Brun, Clinton, Elliot poly-relationship would be an entire crate of awkward.

BROS, BROS, BROS!!!

Bagge

Reputation and image is *everything* in bouncing.

Captain Button

Beer. Helping Clinton unintentionally flirt with Elliot since a few months ago.

Gary Walker

What did I JUST SAY ON THE LAST STRIP

A sheep

Good god, you are SUCH a troll, Jeph.

TMN

god yes

I sort of want the next page to be Claire sensing a disturbance in the force...

Chris Sims

why not ask them both?

Warclad

Is that Pat and Simone???

You're supposed to hold a banana by the handle.

Jamison Town

So many ships we want to sail...

Polygon and potential polyamory

K the Nerd