March Bonus Comic Poll
Added 2018-03-20 14:43:24 +0000 UTCOkay time for you to pick what this month's bonus comic will be! One returning option from the last poll because I think it's a funny idea.
Fun fact: 95% of the time I'm just making up the options as I type out these posts and then I have to figure out the actual comic once the winner has been picked. It's a fun exercise!
Comments
Same here: I thought we were supposed to realise that we were voting on what is going to get written. It's not canon until Jeph draws it...
Neil Fairweather
2018-03-23 22:44:22 +0000 UTCAboriginal tat? Or a Chinese symbol that translates to "Serenity Now!"
Dancing on the Edge of Sanity
2018-03-22 12:13:40 +0000 UTCOr maybe she's finally going to allow Station to put in that upgrade so she can see him at home!
Tara Cook
2018-03-22 00:43:47 +0000 UTCNever say never... Perhaps she was an AI with a highly advanced body all along. Not that far-fetched if you consider her heritage. And it might explain the special relationship she has with Station AI.
onitake
2018-03-21 19:31:29 +0000 UTCNot gonna lie, when I saw body mod my first thought was that hanners was gonna turn part cyborg. Then I remembered the other meaning of body mod, and yet i'm slightly disappointed that mecha-hanners won't be a thing :3
Cha0sniper
2018-03-21 12:34:48 +0000 UTCSixth; i missed the poll too, you're popular all around the world; gotta keep timezones in mind.
Rudolph Gerber
2018-03-21 12:27:04 +0000 UTCIf nothing else curious minds would like to know what happened to melon's butt in an unillustrated way; just as long as the mystery is solved -- The case of the Explosive Tuchus
Rudolph Gerber
2018-03-21 12:25:27 +0000 UTCFifth. I only got home from work an hour ago, and checked my emails now (currently 8.35PM Australian Eastern Standard Time).
David Paul
2018-03-21 09:35:34 +0000 UTCFourth. Could we get 24 hours at least?
Dean Reilly
2018-03-21 09:23:03 +0000 UTCThirded. I am on a bunch of Patreons and I get tons of other email every day as it is. I go through my Patreon email about once a day (when I can) and have resorted to checking the Patreon app because of these fast polls. A 24-48 hour poll is basically punishing me for having an actual life outside of email and my phone.
Todd Whitesel
2018-03-21 09:19:21 +0000 UTCI second that. I opened my laptop here at 8.30AM (Europe time) and the poll was already closed!
Niels Roosen
2018-03-21 07:30:19 +0000 UTCnot to nit pick but could the voting stay open a little longer in future polls? I got the email at 1am and don't really have a chance to vote until I get home at 6pm by which time the voting is closed..
Mark Mckay
2018-03-21 07:00:51 +0000 UTCThe Melon vote ended up being split, which may have made the poll lopsided for Hanners (full disclosure, I always vote for Hanners)
Hedgie
2018-03-21 02:20:09 +0000 UTCI'd say do the Melon Morality one anyway, since you have an idea in mind for it
Cole Blackblood
2018-03-21 02:05:23 +0000 UTCI hope it's a hi tech mod
tuypo1
2018-03-21 01:23:25 +0000 UTCAha... I see the strategy... divide the Melon vote, and Hanners wins...
Daryk Zirkle
2018-03-20 23:32:14 +0000 UTCMelon's butt re-entering started the war in "Alice Grove".
Captain Button
2018-03-20 22:32:56 +0000 UTCMelon confronts her mortality when Hannelore uses Melon's butt in a body mod? Is it a combined story??
Joal Taylor
2018-03-20 22:12:43 +0000 UTCI am a simple person, I see Hanners, I vote.
Cleo Schmitz
2018-03-20 21:56:43 +0000 UTCDon't all the earrings count as body mods?
Cleo Schmitz
2018-03-20 21:55:58 +0000 UTCButts! Butts!
BobC
2018-03-20 20:50:19 +0000 UTCWhat? YOu didn't think these votes were supposed to be fair did you?
Erin Halfelven at BigCloset
2018-03-20 19:38:48 +0000 UTCI love Melon. But Hannelore freaking out on a piercer/tattoo artist is too much to not vote for. Can't we have all three? Melon confronts her mortality because she saw Hannelore getting a body mod made out of her orbiting butt because of Station??
2018-03-20 19:29:40 +0000 UTCI can't see hannelore getting a body mod. maybe self-cleaning eyelashes?
ysth
2018-03-20 18:37:21 +0000 UTCHannelore has some glaring inconsistencies
Brian
2018-03-20 17:05:05 +0000 UTCI must know the story of Melon's butt.
Origamigryphon
2018-03-20 16:54:05 +0000 UTCMelon's loss of her butt made her confront her own mortality, obviously.
Marc Kevin Hall
2018-03-20 16:33:18 +0000 UTCY'know, Jeph, you can do the 'Melon Confronts Mortality' strip because you want to; you don't need our permission!
Ben Russell-Gough
2018-03-20 15:32:37 +0000 UTCNah, a nose side-ring and she'll feel immensely proud and brave having done it. Of course, she'll eventually have to take it out because it 'unbalances my head'.
Ben Russell-Gough
2018-03-20 15:23:12 +0000 UTCI like the idea of extending a bit on the AI awareness theme; but who doesn't like a good joke! I appreciate the effort into layering in the philosophical with a good fart joke :-)
2018-03-20 15:23:00 +0000 UTCButts!
2018-03-20 15:22:16 +0000 UTCBeing a space program junkie, I MUST know how Melon managed to launch her original glutinal plate into orbit!
Ben Russell-Gough
2018-03-20 15:21:48 +0000 UTCI love the Melon comics, but since Hanners is my favorite character I'm biased in this one XD
Tim Eldred
2018-03-20 15:20:53 +0000 UTCA shame the Melon vote's being split against the Hanner caucus
Rich Holmes
2018-03-20 15:16:38 +0000 UTCHannelores new Māori facial tatoo should be pretty epic. I hope she does a Haka with Winston.
Andje Lewkowicz-Lalonde
2018-03-20 15:03:31 +0000 UTCI was going to 'campaign' to have this be an all 3 votes but I realized that would make it not fun for Jeph. Thanks for coming up with cool riff ideas each month.
Stephen Smoogen
2018-03-20 15:01:56 +0000 UTCShe'd better get a hand sanitizer dispenser. Just a little squirt gun of purell.
A sheep
2018-03-20 14:59:02 +0000 UTCI again see how these could all happen in one comic but it's actually comforting to know that you are riffing on ideas and didn't have anything solid when offering this. I'd feel bad about voting against a written out script you had in mind
Ami
2018-03-20 14:55:39 +0000 UTCHannelore’s new body mod has something to do with Melon’s butt. I just know it!
2018-03-20 14:54:58 +0000 UTCI would be happy with any of these
Allison Hastings
2018-03-20 14:52:56 +0000 UTCDitto.
2018-03-20 14:52:36 +0000 UTCEvery time hanners is an option I automatically auto vote
Kelly Jean
2018-03-20 14:51:19 +0000 UTCNeed more melon darnit
Mark
2018-03-20 14:50:20 +0000 UTC
