Do Not Bring Her Dishonor

Crab Girlfriend, also known as Bakemonogatari

Brian

Honeydeewwwwww!

Katherine Prewitt

I'm more into pineapples and starfruit.

Diptych

Melons are fine and all, though personally I'm more fond of pear.

Peter Jensen

Prediction for next strip: Momo gives Marigold similar advice. Strip after that- they both go to each other's apartments and miss each other; Momo and May redirect them; hilarity ensues.

Hugh Eckert

I REALLY don't think Momo want to have an open connection to May...

Bagge

I used to use the word "substantial."

Maurice Kessler

And she showed blade. Shit almost got serious.

jeff fearnow

So ... quick question on AI bodies, are Momo and May's chassis hooked up to Wifi and are they coordinating their responses? Or has Winston just been doing a really good job as a counselor?

Gabriel Nichols

"I sometimes imagine having sex with that painting."

dipique

....Is she holding a tanto?

J.M. Hall

I used to use an art-gallery metaphor with an insecure girlfriend. I can go into a gallery and say "That's a lovely painting, I like that painting," but that doesn't mean I want to bring it home and hang it on my wall.

Richard

There is "My Girlfriend is a T-Rex" or "Monster Musume"

Ariel Rosenfeld

Is may implying that Marigold is 2 melons wearing a flesh suit because that's weird... Even for Melon... Or maybe it isnt

Dark Wulf

That... is actually a reasonable question. I mean, there's anime and gaming as well, but that is not exactly a solid foundation for a relationship either.

David Paul

Here is the question for both Dale and Marigold: Is there anything to the two of you's relationship other than the sex?

Ben Russell-Gough

She's probably the least socially inept of all the AIs.

Richard

Dea Jeph Jacques, Thank you for the Magical Love Gentlemen reference. It has been a while. <3

Mortimer Langford

It's the sort of error-by-translation that happens a lot in the animé and manga biz!

Ben Russell-Gough

Just in case we forgot that it's May talking...

Ben Russell-Gough

Obedience is a horrible foundation for a relationship.

Unanimous D

I'm starting to think that May is one of the best characters in this strip, bar none. She's honest. Crude, rude, socially inept, but totally honest and (from what I can see) very loyal. Ok, time to ship her. NOT with Pintsize. HE'S being shipped with Officer Basilisk. (That's canon now.)

I want to watch the crab girlfriend anime

Bagge

She's very sturdy

Bagge

"IT AIN'T ABOUT FAIRNESS, IDIOT" yaaaaaass. Why is this so hard to understand? Choose your priorities, pick your battles, let shit go!

Paul Grodt

Perhaps it's for the best that looks like the one used for suicide and should this makeup attempt fail it would be best to keep Dale from committing hara-kiri.

Brent Catherman

The marketing dept really goofed with the tagline though: "Let's all go catch some crabs!"

Andrew

Jeph's boob jokes are upper class humor compared to the butt jokes!

Andrew

Juicy juicy melons

Drakoo Dreamer

Of course, I had to look this up. <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2509" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2509</a>

I am hoping against hope that this all goes well and those two knuckleheads end up having the world's best makeup sex. I'm still traumatised from the last proper breakup this comic had.

Samantha Yeaman

Haha I was browsing random strips the other day and got sucked into the storyline of May's first appearance, and her shouting "Damn, look at the cans on that one" is still one of the funniest moments of QC to me

Aidan Cortney

Someone should set up Crab Girlfriend and Magical Love Gentleman on a date. I bet they'd hit it off!

Dean Reilly

Wait, there are a couple of Melons? Not just one who lives with Arthur?

Elf Sternberg

Don't say "it's all your fault" but don't go "it's all my fault" either. Both of those are fucked up. Just apologize for the thing that you did wrong. If she doesn't admit to her contribution of carelessness, then you might have a problem. But this is M we're talking about here. She's not some diva who needs to be worshiped and have a rug rolled out in front of her like those guys in Guardians Vol 2. AND FOR FUCK'S SAKE DON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT FRUIT! jesus!

Unanimous D

May, always keeping it classy!

Grace Kieser

Crab Girlfriend and Princess Jellyfish just got conflated in my mind, now I can't separate them.

gatherer818

Cause it's hard for a fighter jet to hurt anyone with a knife, obviously

Grace Kieser

I want to play Crab Girlfriend dating sim.

Anton

Why does seeing May with a knife both scare and excite me? Asking for a friend.

Celine Chamberlin

That look in his eye feels like a point will be missed.

Stoodmuffin

Dale... DALE. DALE. BUDDY.

Stoodmuffin

One of the Melons is sitting on the other one's shoulders and they are wearing a big trench coat

Fart Captor

If you think she's walking sideways, no, it's just that she's in love.

Gary Walker

I...I want to play Crab Girlfriend...

Mister Cletus

she's just a crab in love she can't be held accountable for her actions (she's an ingenue)

Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns

Have your AI friend talk to my AI friend and we'll figure this out...

BobC

Why is May even allowed to hold a knife??

Shawn K. Younkin

No May, no fruit. No, really. Comparison bad. The first panel was lovely. It went downhill again.

Am Queue

I forgot about Magical Love Gentleman!

Alex Mullenix

Wow go May with the sincerity!!!!

classiest boob joke yet

Matt

I don't think QC could handle more than one Melon.

Geo (Overand)

oh hey a comic

Aeryn Monet