It's Motherfucking Sniffle Time
Added 2018-02-21 04:54:20 +0000 UTCGundams over bros
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I would not dump my wife for a pilotable Gundam. But if she ever had to choose between me and an active, sentient Haro, I would not fault her in the slightest. Haros are Haros, man.
Eric Burns-White
2018-03-07 22:08:55 +0000 UTCIndeed, and a substantial part of communication is giving your partner the benefit of the doubt, listening *harder* once it sounds like your partner is saying something horrible, because he probably isn't. That said, she did give him several opportunities to backtrack, which he obliviously blew past.
Daryl Sawyer
2018-02-22 13:34:28 +0000 UTCThat is perfectly reasonable and acceptable. Hey, if someone is gonna dump my sorry ass, I would appreciate it be for a 50-foot pilotable mecha.
David Paul
2018-02-22 09:12:10 +0000 UTCAnd CHEESY POOFS! Hell YEAH I want Cheesy Poofs!
Churchill (formerly TeaBear)
2018-02-21 16:26:01 +0000 UTCThat’s it, someone needs to make Sniffle Time a real brand. Along with Crunchos - “Oh boy!”
Will Weaver
2018-02-21 15:01:53 +0000 UTCI would take the Gundam, is that really even a fair comparison?
2018-02-21 13:54:47 +0000 UTCI fail to see where gardening tools fit into this.
Thomas Boys
2018-02-21 13:23:13 +0000 UTCI think that would be very unlikely for Momo, given that she seldom uses bad language. "COPULATING COPULATERS!!! JUST COPULATING COPULATE!!!"
Thomas Boys
2018-02-21 13:21:40 +0000 UTCI think you misspelt "minutes" there...
David Howe
2018-02-21 11:08:02 +0000 UTCIn this house a box of tissues is called a "sniffle box." Well.. It isn't, it's called a "snøfte boks" but that's because we mostly speak danish here in Denmark.
2018-02-21 10:58:41 +0000 UTCI'm wondering if they're holding a side conversation over the cellphone network trying to work out how to get Marigold and Dale into the same room.
Ben Russell-Gough
2018-02-21 07:07:11 +0000 UTCI'm actually not sure that Marigold was correct in panel 3 there. I do think that she's probably underestimating just how difficult it probably is to keep up with Emily for more than a few hours!
Ben Russell-Gough
2018-02-21 07:05:29 +0000 UTCOkay so Dale was definitely rude but what he was ineffectually trying to say is the exact opposite of what Marigold thinks he said.
Diptych
2018-02-21 06:26:36 +0000 UTCCan't help but wonder if Momo & May had traded places for this.
Andrew
2018-02-21 06:09:30 +0000 UTCThe rest of this is going to be intense., just FYI. Boys and men are hurt over shit like this. Women and girls are. Everyone else. But, right or wrong, Marigold has been (presumably) shoved with shit in her face reinforcing this Idea. The idea that she's at fault for being hurt SPECIFICALLY after he said that, I can jump on board with. Even before, with her assuming, I was kinda siding with Dale. But Dale proved her right, ish. Or at least said the thing that would convince her. I was even giving him the benefit of the doubt where I thought it was phrasing. But after that convo with May, this whole thing became VERY one sided. Also, replies after this are going to get more intense.
Stoodmuffin
2018-02-21 05:52:53 +0000 UTCTHREESOME!!!
Bagge
2018-02-21 05:51:22 +0000 UTCEhhhh I get how it is kinda both sides. Yet, I don't really agree. At all. UNLESS she said the gundam thing IN FRONT of him AT that moment. Then, I totally would get it.
Stoodmuffin
2018-02-21 05:49:16 +0000 UTCMy wife has come to terms with Gundams coming first
Thomas Reiske
2018-02-21 05:42:11 +0000 UTCMy other ride is a Gaussapult.
2018-02-21 05:38:53 +0000 UTCno
Jeph Jacques
2018-02-21 05:35:17 +0000 UTCNow, if Emily WAS a Gundam, then we'd have a fair compromise that both sides could agree on
Fart Captor
2018-02-21 05:31:53 +0000 UTCJust once I would like to see Momo confuse her "comfort subroutines" with May's. "FUCKING FUCKERS!!! JUST FUCKING FUCK!!!"
Bagge
2018-02-21 05:31:21 +0000 UTCMusical Theatre Tourette's Syndrome?
Paul Rendell
2018-02-21 05:30:03 +0000 UTCI would love it if in this universe 'sniffle time' had become the de facto word for tissues instead of Kleenex. "Hey, my nose is running.. pass me a 'sniffle time', would you?" "I'm off to the store to get some milk and 'sniffle time'.
Paul Nobles
2018-02-21 05:28:45 +0000 UTCMerch idea: a tissue box cover with panel 1's "Sniffle Time" branding on it. I'd buy one.
Shaun Riley
2018-02-21 05:23:54 +0000 UTCYou made Marigold cuter.
Jackson Bockus
2018-02-21 05:20:58 +0000 UTCJeph. Jeph. JEPH.
Jackson Bockus
2018-02-21 05:20:47 +0000 UTCThe Gundam is the more reliable choice, but I'm partial to Zakus.
Brent Catherman
2018-02-21 05:15:55 +0000 UTC"Sniffle Time, For All Your Sobbing Needs"
Dean Reilly
2018-02-21 05:10:42 +0000 UTCrobos before bros
darklion
2018-02-21 05:06:36 +0000 UTCMeh Gundum, gimmie an evangelion.
Drakoo Dreamer
2018-02-21 05:04:29 +0000 UTCLet's be honest, as hot as Dale is, a Gundam is the best choice!
Grace Kieser
2018-02-21 05:02:49 +0000 UTCYay conflict resolved can we go back to Faybles please
Cody Renton
2018-02-21 05:02:38 +0000 UTCLove the MTTS reference
Leave Nelson B
2018-02-21 05:00:55 +0000 UTCThere is a bros before hoes joke somewhere here....
Kyle Jenkins
2018-02-21 04:57:49 +0000 UTC
