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Der Arschersetzer

Added 2018-01-15 02:21:39 +0000 UTC

MELON

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I can't say "Still running," but one morning while walking to work I spotted a collection of over two-dozen latex, um, male organ substitutes of terrifying size, carefully arranged on top of a dumpster.

Elf Sternberg

2018-10-30 04:39:24 +0000 UTC

Faye just collected some money for his bail too, because she feels bad about making it and him going to jail.

2018-01-17 08:56:09 +0000 UTC

Have you seen PintSize? lately??? nope, he is in Robot Jail that is why, indecent exposure in public and sexual harassment.

2018-01-17 08:55:01 +0000 UTC

I don’t think they ever actually finished it though.

Will Weaver

2018-01-15 20:57:16 +0000 UTC

The ONLY logical explanation is that there was a couple doing some elaborate William Tell roleplay (using dildos for arrows, obviously) and someone's aim was off, sending an angry, vibrating missile flying out of the window into the street.

Fart Captor

2018-01-15 18:37:06 +0000 UTC

Wait, what about the robot dick she made for Pintsize? Surely that counts.

Ack

2018-01-15 14:48:18 +0000 UTC

I doubt much that Mr. Von Lipwig would purchase that, even for the Chairman of the Board.

2018-01-15 13:02:36 +0000 UTC

That was what I thought Faye was going to point to when she asked.

Czarzhan

2018-01-15 12:54:14 +0000 UTC

Or maybe that toy belong to Mr. Fusspot.

Holly Nelson

2018-01-15 12:20:20 +0000 UTC

There are ... scenarios. Like, perhaps someone was throwing out an old vibrator and didn't think to take out the batteries first. Then it turned on in the trash bag while it was being carried out, and tore through the bag, and the person taking it out was too embarrassed to acknowledge it. At least the first part of this scenario has happened to someone, as illustrated in this (NSFW) OJST guest comic: <a href="https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/dildofunnies/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/dildofunnies/</a>

Peter Jensen

2018-01-15 09:21:04 +0000 UTC

It fell out...

Sweet Potato

2018-01-15 09:19:04 +0000 UTC

So who just abandons a still-running vibrator in the street, anyway?

Dean Reilly

2018-01-15 09:02:55 +0000 UTC

By the way, what happened to the giant metal cock Pintsize ordered a while ago?

2018-01-15 08:49:17 +0000 UTC

Melon may be as nutty as a bag of peanuts but her heart is in the right place. 'Oh! someone lost a part. It seems broken. Lets get it fixed THEN we'll look for the owner...'

Rudolph Gerber

2018-01-15 07:40:24 +0000 UTC

I don't know what I expected

Unanimous D

2018-01-15 07:31:07 +0000 UTC

It's German for a person, or a machine if you will, called "The Ass Replacer". Could be a title for a badass (pun intended) 80s action flick starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Ralf Paul

2018-01-15 06:10:50 +0000 UTC

every face faye makes in this is a delight

Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns

2018-01-15 05:42:20 +0000 UTC

Heh, today must be ‘perfect comedic timing day’, she should probably just go sit quietly in a corner to try to avoid it.

Andrew

2018-01-15 05:39:41 +0000 UTC

Crudbump reference!

snafuv

2018-01-15 05:28:30 +0000 UTC

I'm sick, so I'm sitting here laughing and wheezing while I laugh so hard my lungs hurt. Thank you, Jeph. My god. This was just a brilliant sequence!

Hawkeye

2018-01-15 04:54:23 +0000 UTC

"LMFAIO" could mean "laughing my f***ing ass into orbit". Just saying.

Hugh Eckert

2018-01-15 04:49:28 +0000 UTC

Ah, right. Amanda has not met Faye since this <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1379" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1379</a>

Bagge

2018-01-15 04:48:02 +0000 UTC

Google translates "Der Arschersetzer" as "The ass substitute", but take away the caps and it translates "der arschersetzer" as "the assassin". Funny either way...

Hugh Eckert

2018-01-15 04:46:54 +0000 UTC

Hee hee! Panel 4 Faye is excellent.

Owen Smith

2018-01-15 04:34:31 +0000 UTC

Maybe it's the one King Missile did a song about.

Brent Catherman

2018-01-15 04:04:38 +0000 UTC

OMG LMFAO!!!! I'm dying over here! XD

Nicki Faulk

2018-01-15 03:43:34 +0000 UTC

So now I want to see the gang investigate some weird things going on down at the ole dildo factory.

2018-01-15 03:25:46 +0000 UTC

I never thought I'd want to hear something by the Shame Orbs instead of this.

BobC

2018-01-15 03:11:43 +0000 UTC

Wow. Faye so looks like Velma in the last frame. (If it weren't for you meddling kids, it would have WORKED!)

Abhayakara

2018-01-15 03:01:15 +0000 UTC

shhhh We must never talk about this again. What Pintsize could do with a giant penis threatens Mankind. And AI kind. And all alienkind. And, oh yes, all Predator Kind.

2018-01-15 02:57:09 +0000 UTC

Poor Faye. Today is the day of all cosmic coincidences landing on her. First her sister's perfect timing, and now... Super robo AI penis. What next?

2018-01-15 02:55:06 +0000 UTC

Did you notice Mandie is wearing the same type of hoodie as her sister, but with sleeves? And they have the exact same body shape? This Jacques guy is good.

Carl Fink

2018-01-15 02:53:35 +0000 UTC

She is caring, in a very strange way.

2018-01-15 02:52:46 +0000 UTC

What? You mean a robot penis ISN'T a sex toy?

kaitou

2018-01-15 02:51:29 +0000 UTC

Faye's cutoff sleeve hoodie is so iconic.

West Singleton

2018-01-15 02:37:04 +0000 UTC

Oh hi, Melon! Seeing as she eats cardboard this isn’t a shock to me.

Will Weaver

2018-01-15 02:36:36 +0000 UTC

Oh melon!

The Shadow's Lair

2018-01-15 02:35:34 +0000 UTC

Maybe it already has?

David Days

2018-01-15 02:32:11 +0000 UTC

Ah, Melon ... always a treat!

Peter Jensen

2018-01-15 02:32:08 +0000 UTC

Yep. It was a good run, but I think we can all agree it's time to end it on a high note. Sorry fellow Faybles shippers, it's going to remain unknown forever, because Melon found a vibrator and I'm fucking crying over here.

Gary Walker

2018-01-15 02:30:56 +0000 UTC

It's not angry until it grows spikes

Kyle Major

2018-01-15 02:28:43 +0000 UTC

Comic's over, it was all building up to this, let's pack it up and go home.

Adam Friedlander

2018-01-15 02:28:37 +0000 UTC

Panel 4. The WTF look made me lul.

Fayne

2018-01-15 02:28:00 +0000 UTC

MELON FOR THE FUCKING WIN!

Gary Walker

2018-01-15 02:27:16 +0000 UTC

Is it an AI toy?

Andrew

2018-01-15 02:26:59 +0000 UTC

I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS THE PROBLEM'S YOUR ASS

Diptych

2018-01-15 02:26:50 +0000 UTC

Wasn't Faye making a giant penis for Pintsize?

2018-01-15 02:25:06 +0000 UTC

That girl ain't right.

Alex Mullenix

2018-01-15 02:23:49 +0000 UTC

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Der Arschersetzer

Comments

I can't say "Still running," but one morning while walking to work I spotted a collection of over two-dozen latex, um, male organ substitutes of terrifying size, carefully arranged on top of a dumpster.

Faye just collected some money for his bail too, because she feels bad about making it and him going to jail.

Have you seen PintSize? lately??? nope, he is in Robot Jail that is why, indecent exposure in public and sexual harassment.

I don’t think they ever actually finished it though.

The ONLY logical explanation is that there was a couple doing some elaborate William Tell roleplay (using dildos for arrows, obviously) and someone's aim was off, sending an angry, vibrating missile flying out of the window into the street.

Wait, what about the robot dick she made for Pintsize? Surely that counts.

I doubt much that Mr. Von Lipwig would purchase that, even for the Chairman of the Board.

That was what I thought Faye was going to point to when she asked.

Or maybe that toy belong to Mr. Fusspot.

It fell out...

So who just abandons a still-running vibrator in the street, anyway?

By the way, what happened to the giant metal cock Pintsize ordered a while ago?

Melon may be as nutty as a bag of peanuts but her heart is in the right place. 'Oh! someone lost a part. It seems broken. Lets get it fixed THEN we'll look for the owner...'

I don't know what I expected

It's German for a person, or a machine if you will, called "The Ass Replacer". Could be a title for a badass (pun intended) 80s action flick starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.

every face faye makes in this is a delight

Heh, today must be ‘perfect comedic timing day’, she should probably just go sit quietly in a corner to try to avoid it.

Crudbump reference!

I'm sick, so I'm sitting here laughing and wheezing while I laugh so hard my lungs hurt. Thank you, Jeph. My god. This was just a brilliant sequence!

"LMFAIO" could mean "laughing my f***ing ass into orbit". Just saying.

Ah, right. Amanda has not met Faye since this <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1379" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1379</a>

Google translates "Der Arschersetzer" as "The ass substitute", but take away the caps and it translates "der arschersetzer" as "the assassin". Funny either way...

Hee hee! Panel 4 Faye is excellent.

Maybe it's the one King Missile did a song about.

OMG LMFAO!!!! I'm dying over here! XD

So now I want to see the gang investigate some weird things going on down at the ole dildo factory.

I never thought I'd want to hear something by the Shame Orbs instead of this.

Wow. Faye so looks like Velma in the last frame. (If it weren't for you meddling kids, it would have WORKED!)

*shhhh* We must never talk about this again. What Pintsize could do with a giant penis threatens Mankind. And AI kind. And all alienkind. And, oh yes, all Predator Kind.

Poor Faye. Today is the day of all cosmic coincidences landing on her. First her sister's perfect timing, and now... Super robo AI penis. What next?

Did you notice Mandie is wearing the same type of hoodie as her sister, but with sleeves? And they have the exact same body shape? This Jacques guy is good.

She is caring, in a very strange way.

What? You mean a robot penis ISN'T a sex toy?

Faye's cutoff sleeve hoodie is so iconic.

Oh hi, Melon! Seeing as she eats cardboard this isn’t a shock to me.

Oh melon!

Maybe it already has?

Ah, Melon ... always a treat!

Yep. It was a good run, but I think we can all agree it's time to end it on a high note. Sorry fellow Faybles shippers, it's going to remain unknown forever, because Melon found a vibrator and I'm fucking crying over here.

It's not angry until it grows spikes

Comic's over, it was all building up to this, let's pack it up and go home.

Panel 4. The *WTF* look made me lul.

MELON FOR THE FUCKING WIN!

Is it an AI toy?

I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS THE PROBLEM'S YOUR ASS

Wasn't Faye making a giant penis for Pintsize?

That girl ain't right.

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shhhh We must never talk about this again. What Pintsize could do with a giant penis threatens Mankind. And AI kind. And all alienkind. And, oh yes, all Predator Kind.

Panel 4. The WTF look made me lul.