Calabi-Yau Employment Matrix

I think Tilly's dream job is about to get a whole lot better.

Wild Card

Long distance relationships are less of a problem when one of you can teleoperate a robot body...

Captain Button

Tilly & Station. Space-shipping. Tilly and Station, Sitting in L.O.E., K-i-s-s-i-n-g. (Yes, LOE = Low Orbit of Earth. Poetic license. Deal with it.)

BobC

Seeing as I was shipping Tilly and Winslow a few strips ago, I’ll be sad if Tilly goes off to space. Hannelore’s dad could definitely use their help though.

Will Weaver

Holy shit

Jeph Jacques

Hanner's dad could definitely benefit from a PA.

Gary Walker

As long as station doesn't mind the lack of personal space. No pun intended.

Brian

Sort of a more aspirational version of the slogan for Conglom-O from Rocko's Modern Life: "Conglom-O: We Own You."

James Redekop

Nooooooo! If Tilly goes to space they can't end up smooching Hanners OR Winslow! I don't think my ships are spaceworthy!

Fart Captor

"How do I feel about space? Well, I'm not so great when it comes to other people's space, and I don't think I've ever defined any for myself, other than in the form of other people's assignments. So, when it comes to space, I'm sort of in a vacuum."

BobC

I have no idea what you're talking about (he said, raising his skinny fists like antenna....)

jeff fearnow

Happy new year Jeph; thank you for all the work you put into this.

Space Ham!

Captain Button

Of course they would have an opinion on Euclidean vs. hyperbolic space! <3 Happy New Year, Jeph!

Erin Hartshorn

Like the motto. It's similar to Globo-Chem's "We own everything so you don't have to." I'd be careful about accepting that job Tilly. It sounds good, but next thing you know you're a part of an experiment where you're forced to watch terrible movies all day.

Brent Catherman

I feel like I wasn't supposed to read the title like Godspeed You! Black Emperor.

Alex Mullenix

I love the corporate motto: “If we don’t own you yet...we will.” Classic stuff!

Michael

You know, that's not a bad idea actually. Her dad really could use a personal assistant from what we saw in the space arc...

Eric Rucker

So if Mommy doesn't have a job, Dad might. Put her on Station? That would actually work.

We do what we must, because we can

I like space. Space is good.

Populuxe

SPAAAAAACE

Bagge

I think the station will be good for them!

Stoodmuffin

The finally frontier!

Stoodmuffin

Spaaaaaaaaaaaace

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