Cyborg Conspiracy Theories
Added 2017-09-21 02:29:29 +0000 UTC
spoiler: Emily is not a cyborg
yet
Is Emily a Referer, as in Fal 'Ngeestra from the culture series?
Gemma Hentsch
2017-10-01 07:02:48 +0000 UTC
It feels more rushed and the characters are all starting to look the same. It does have a looser feel to it, though, but I feel the art was better previously- around the 2200's comics art seemed a heck of a lot better to me than it is now.
Tholfbutt
2017-09-28 17:54:14 +0000 UTC
Well it used to look too stiff, so it now looks good to me
Olivier Laroche
2017-09-26 15:21:28 +0000 UTC
Does anyone else feel that, in comparison to older comics, the art now feels too rushed?
Tholfbutt
2017-09-25 17:30:38 +0000 UTC
Or Spookybot pulls a few strings
2017-09-22 22:38:04 +0000 UTC
That assumes Emily could focus enough to both take Police Training and eventually make detective. Of course, that might actually be a wise move considering her school work in Computer Science seems to usually break dimensional walls. :)
Joshua Brumley
2017-09-22 22:32:37 +0000 UTC
I would totally go in for a spin-off comic with Emily and Roko as mismatched police detectives working Robot Vice.
2017-09-22 20:52:55 +0000 UTC
For everything else, there's MasterChief.
Jumpy James Johnson Junior
2017-09-22 17:48:44 +0000 UTC
I desperately want a bonus comic of Melon inhaling some assam.
Lucy
2017-09-22 07:00:28 +0000 UTC
I know it's a long shot, but if anyone else here plays Chuubo's Marvelous Wish-Granting Engine I think I have figured out which characters from the Glass-Maker's Dragon campaign would be played by which QC characters:
Marten plays Chuubo (obviously)
Bubbles plays Seizhi
Hanners really wanted Seizhi but is too nice to say so and takes Jasper instead
Claire really wanted Jasper but is too nice to say so and takes Dulcinea d'Avignon
Dora plays Miramie
Pintsize demands to play Entropy II and is shouted down, then goes off and sulks
Faye plays Rinley
Brun doesn't quite get the point but is persuaded to play Natalia
Emily plays Entropy II and does not understand why she's getting SO MANY "shiver of wonder/terror" xp
now all I need to figure out is who the HG is? (edit: probably Winslow)
Rook Hallan
2017-09-22 00:04:37 +0000 UTC
Not sure even Spookybot knows what Emily is. But we might need to call the government again....
David Howe
2017-09-21 22:13:28 +0000 UTC
Emily is just a defective version of Motoko Kusanagi.
2017-09-21 20:53:07 +0000 UTC
Aww... boo on your spoiler!
Perhaps she simply has a colony of synaptic nanites infecting her brain?
Joseph H.
2017-09-21 20:27:00 +0000 UTC
Yes, Roko keeps getting cuter and Jeph needs to stop doing this to every character, it's damaging my heartstrings!
Tab
2017-09-21 18:36:51 +0000 UTC
Pretty sure that's the seam where her head attaches
2017-09-21 15:41:55 +0000 UTC
Chong go as in obfsc. c.?
Abhayakara
2017-09-21 12:58:55 +0000 UTC
WTF is priceless!
Patrick Jackson
2017-09-21 12:34:47 +0000 UTC
WTF should be a size of coffee cup. I have to use a Home Depot orange bucket. I'm banned from StarBucks.
2017-09-21 12:32:04 +0000 UTC
I'd like to think that $11 is the price of a WTF-sized Mocha
2017-09-21 11:40:16 +0000 UTC
Indeed not, but it may be a size of Fuck, and Fuck is the last item on the menu. We can't see any prices for it, so do not know whether it is available in S, M, L, XL, S&M, M&L, L&XL, WTF or any other size.
Jumpy James Johnson Junior
2017-09-21 08:53:22 +0000 UTC
That would be because "WFT" isn't a size of coffee cup :)
Rob McBobson
2017-09-21 07:45:58 +0000 UTC
Aaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssam
Willinwoods
2017-09-21 07:44:58 +0000 UTC
Dept. of Ridiculously Nitpicky Nitpicks: The Price board in the background has five columns (S / M / L / XL / WTF) but each item only has four prices.
Jason Zions
2017-09-21 07:36:58 +0000 UTC
AI may replicate human gestures to better integrate and communicate with a species who's language is not solely based on words, but also tone and gestures. eg. the different meanings my wife can communicate with "That's fine."
Rudolph Gerber
2017-09-21 07:34:21 +0000 UTC
so officer basilisk has some ventilation grids around her neck?
2017-09-21 07:30:06 +0000 UTC
Bottom of the 2nd picture :) you can see Em's legs are cut off by the counter
Jacob Crux
2017-09-21 07:28:09 +0000 UTC
They could set up a tea-sniffing den in the basement!
Andrew
2017-09-21 07:17:12 +0000 UTC
Damn. More Assam. It's gonna get freaky, ain't it.
BobC
2017-09-21 06:46:12 +0000 UTC
Wait a minute... Is Emily an AI? That might explain so much! (Oooh. But she doesn't know she's an AI!)
Chong Go
2017-09-21 06:31:57 +0000 UTC
i have an Unruly Crush on Roko in panel 4 my goodness what a gosh dang cutie :3
2017-09-21 06:29:58 +0000 UTC
Hanners photobombing in the background? ;)
Brad Knowles
2017-09-21 05:14:17 +0000 UTC
Officer Basilisk just needs some further data before deciding <a rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">yay or neigh</a>.
Much, much more data XD
David Paul
2017-09-21 04:28:59 +0000 UTC
For some reason I glanced and thought it was Dora saying all that. DON'T LET TAI GET JEALOUS OF YOUR UNICORN MEN, DORA.
TMN
2017-09-21 04:18:53 +0000 UTC
Was going to come up with something clever to say but have decided to go with "Yay! Emily!"
Gary Walker
2017-09-21 03:39:53 +0000 UTC
Emily is a Hybrid. There, I said it FIRST.
jeff fearnow
2017-09-21 03:10:29 +0000 UTC
I vote Pint... Nah can't do it.
mooviies
2017-09-21 02:47:38 +0000 UTC
She looks really cute with her hair down.
MAR
2017-09-21 02:46:12 +0000 UTC
But now it is official.
We need to ship Emily.
First person to vote Pintsize gets Gibbs slapped, by the way.
2017-09-21 02:40:26 +0000 UTC
You're not the only one.
Bryan Freehan
2017-09-21 02:39:19 +0000 UTC
Emily is not a cyborg? Yeah... that's exactly what the cyborgs would say...
Al Hunt
2017-09-21 02:39:07 +0000 UTC
I LIKE officer Basilisk. I'm so glad Hanners has stopped picking on her.
2017-09-21 02:38:43 +0000 UTC
There seriously needs to be a compilation of just the COD menu boards over the years. I'm always disappointed when I can't read the whole thing.
Celine Chamberlin
2017-09-21 02:37:20 +0000 UTC
Read the spoiler above.
She isn't a cyborg.
Yet.
2017-09-21 02:37:05 +0000 UTC
emily did you just teleport from behind the counter
emily that is illegal
Waffliesinyoface
2017-09-21 02:36:43 +0000 UTC
:)
Abhayakara
2017-09-21 02:36:07 +0000 UTC
Oh, "macchiato" has an 'h'.
Abhayakara
2017-09-21 02:35:55 +0000 UTC
Nope, just an ass whooping and detrimental behavior towards the customer.
2017-09-21 02:35:26 +0000 UTC
So she's an AI, then.
Abhayakara
2017-09-21 02:34:54 +0000 UTC
$11 for a WTF sized mocha? That better come with a scone!
nowshowjj
2017-09-21 02:33:49 +0000 UTC
We haven't seen Emily for awhile! I missed her!
JD
2017-09-21 02:32:30 +0000 UTC
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
Max D S
2017-09-21 02:31:36 +0000 UTC