Break out the tea to put her into a trance while the work is done.
Wild Card
2017-09-13 02:39:06 +0000 UTC
Bahahaha!
2017-09-13 00:36:28 +0000 UTC
pintsize " but i have this big metal dick and balls, why can't I "
2017-09-12 19:45:26 +0000 UTC
True, but she does KNOW that they were operating outside the law, even if they weren't acting maliciously.
Dane Filemyr
2017-09-12 16:14:41 +0000 UTC
" ... do not stop blade with hands or genitals ..."
Ack
2017-09-12 14:57:24 +0000 UTC
I would read the fuck out of that bandsaw warranty form
2017-09-12 14:39:47 +0000 UTC
Union Robotics repair and day spa.
Gary Walker
2017-09-12 12:50:09 +0000 UTC
They used one of them "on screen" and we've had a time jump since.
quarridors
2017-09-12 08:00:33 +0000 UTC
Didn't they get some scented candles from May and Momo? Were those used up already?
Imppala
2017-09-12 07:06:36 +0000 UTC
I hope after this they start stocking stuff to keep nervous robots calm.
Billie Thompson
2017-09-12 06:29:05 +0000 UTC
ugh, I can't not see "CUCK CUCK" in panel 1. I blame Twitter.
R. Francis Smith
2017-09-12 04:36:31 +0000 UTC
Aw, what happened to her activewear?
2017-09-12 04:11:11 +0000 UTC
Have a coffee of doom center that has herbal teas to sniff
Kyle Major
2017-09-12 03:50:08 +0000 UTC
I empathize with Roko here.
Erin Hartshorn
2017-09-12 02:53:48 +0000 UTC
Two former criminals? Neither was convicted of anything. That I know of.
Carl Fink
2017-09-12 02:46:35 +0000 UTC
Have I said in the past week I'd totally read an all-Roko spinoff comic? I'd totally read an all-Roko spinoff comic.
Rich Holmes
2017-09-12 02:39:22 +0000 UTC
If you use them together it smells like a road accident in a Harbor Freight parking lot.
Gary Walker
2017-09-12 02:17:02 +0000 UTC
Now that would be irony. The convict providing the pleasing distraction needed by the cop. Might encourage them to get along a little.
Buck Caldwell
2017-09-12 02:16:26 +0000 UTC
I guess they used the scented candle May gave them.
Brent Catherman
2017-09-12 02:14:31 +0000 UTC
We also know for a fact that tea isn't, uh, *calming* for her. Enjoyable, yes. Calming, no.
Eric Rucker
2017-09-12 02:13:53 +0000 UTC
I assume that's just what's sitting around Jeph's robot workshop! Jeph has a robot workshop, right? Well, at least in my mind, he does. :-)
2017-09-12 02:13:34 +0000 UTC
Is Robot aromatherapy a thing?
Captain Button
2017-09-12 02:08:53 +0000 UTC
Give her some tea! Granted, she doesn't have the IED-sniffing equipment that Bubbles does, but we've kinda accepted (maybe non-canonically) that AIs enjoy scents.
Buck Caldwell
2017-09-12 02:08:32 +0000 UTC
I love her personality so much :)
mooviies
2017-09-12 02:04:02 +0000 UTC
Tea?
Adam Friedlander
2017-09-12 02:03:11 +0000 UTC
No more wet mailman candle?
Matt
2017-09-12 02:02:52 +0000 UTC
I want to know the thought process that got you to "roadflare and a bandsaw warranty."