Nobody Thinks About This

In Florida they call that Wednesday.

William Burns

From my understanding gators will usually leave you alone so long as you stay a good distance away. Muggers, depends on the area. Cars, yes I'm very much afraid of all the idiots out there. So far today I've already heard or read 3 stories about people doing stupid things in cars. A look ma no hands in the UK, a alcohol/med abuse induced slow speed chase, and a couple of car jackers that wrecked the stolen car, stole the police cruiser, then wrecked that as well.

Gregory Norris

Makin' my way downtown walkin' fast oh god alligators walkin' faster

Waffliesinyoface

WHAT IF ROBOALLIGATORS?

Kalia Grey

Too much Hannelore exposure can be a dangerous thing!

Ben C

That is kind of how my brain works the last hour in my shift at the machine shop.

The Cayute

Can I use Dora's face as a reaction image?

Flounder

Dora looks like she's ready to free the underground kingdom of monsters through friendship and determination.

Olivia Waters

This is such a ridiculously perfect depiction of how anxiety works. The dumb random thing anxiety-person thinks, and the oh-lord-this-again expression of the caring friend/family member. Love it.

Gillian Brown

Perfectly normal, nothing to see here. Grow up on a space station or as an iPod and your current reality, which is always highly informed by your past, comes up with all this very naturally. You just need go back to the store and have some serious weapons installed ... oh wait, wait, well, ... crap. Ok, now, just be careful around those curbs, alleys and dark wet places.

Love Dora's face there. They should be more worried about Dora and less about alligators.

Clifton Royston

Loving how he's still 100% Winslow even with the new, much-more-expressive chassis <3

SC

I don't think Winslow has that much to fear. The subterranean ones might maul him a little, but ultimately let him go when they realize he's synthetic. They're finicky like that.

Brent Catherman

God I want to hug him so much.

gatherer818

Love the scalp sweat glands upgrade. Well worth whatever it cost.

BobC

Oh god Hannellore mk II

Dylan T

WHAT IF BUTTS

Minzoku Bokumetsu

The last panel is perfect.

Rachel

But what if he is attacked by flying Roombas?

Captain Button

My workplace specifically told me not to feed the alligators.

Captain Button

Don't worry Jeff, I've been to Florida multiple times, and have been dragged into various nature preserves, and never once seen an alligator. I'm pretty sure they don't actually exist.

Jonathan V

Agreed. Delightful.

Bob Ellis

Yes!

Mari San

I live in Florida so this is actually a legitimate fear. Walking through my neighborhood, what if alligators? It's for real.

SSJ Carrot Cake

Actually, I've canoed past hundreds of alligators in Florida and southern Georgia, never had a problem with one. Admittedly, this was always in winter -- don't go there in summer -- when it's cooler, and those cold blooded creatures may be more lethargic. Of course, there aren't any north of the Carolinas.

Chas Simmons

Definitely how my anxiety works too, Jeph. My brain is a jerk.

I am beginning to see why they were paired up.

Chris Crowther

Worry Hat Engage!

Gary Walker

I love the look on Dora's face!

JD

I wonder if Winslow's new chassis has a shock function like Momo's? That would help vs. alligators and illegal parts grabbers. Not so much against cars.

Firefly Jelly

Listening to Gorillaz "Feel Good Inc." and looking at the first panel is too much.

Dilemma01

OMFG THIS IS A TOTALLY LEGITMATE ARGUMENT FOR MY ANXIETY IN INDIANA. ALLIGATORS

Sounds like a good t-shirt.

Al Hunt

I've seen things I've seen them with my eyes I've seen things they're often in disguise

Unanimous D

Those two are too much alike for their own good.

Hedgie

Someone has been watching too much Archer.

Erin Moriarty

What if Alligators is the name of my Imagine Dragons cover band.

Buck Caldwell