Union Robotics - our motto is "pay for your butt - or Pintsize might Happen to You..."
David Howe
2017-05-28 16:54:33 +0000 UTC
Union Robotics: we're the big, metal dick people.
Gary Walker
2017-05-28 04:17:23 +0000 UTC
Canon is that AIs have civil rights. Kind of the defining characteristic of civil rights is that you're not property.
Gary Walker
2017-05-27 04:34:48 +0000 UTC
Up next: Metallic dickbutt
Jan Gampe
2017-05-26 05:25:18 +0000 UTC
I have no idea, but it's a real possibility...
2017-05-26 04:47:10 +0000 UTC
Could Martin say "No" to Pintsize's purchases? How does that work with the "ownership of an AI? Is Martin legally responsible for him? and financially responsible?
Emerson
2017-05-25 16:32:43 +0000 UTC
Did he print the money himself? :)
Kirt Dankmyer
2017-05-25 16:28:07 +0000 UTC
Am I wrong or are we slowly sneaking up on Comic # 3500?
2017-05-25 15:09:13 +0000 UTC
and then had to pay to get it repaired... and got it ripped off... and paid...
Greg Matyola
2017-05-25 14:00:48 +0000 UTC
I suppose we don't know yet how much Bubbles' chassis is actually biomechanical. Some biological sensing systems in nature probably can't be improved upon, so the designers may have replicated them.
Scott Kenney
2017-05-25 12:08:38 +0000 UTC
Given that she isn't organic, why does Bubbles find the dampness gross?
Mark
2017-05-25 11:22:45 +0000 UTC
omg look how happy he is! LOL
Nicki Faulk
2017-05-25 11:04:57 +0000 UTC
Somebody tell Bubbles that the money is damp because it was locked in the freezer with Pintsize.
(No, I DON'T know if that's the truth or not.)
2017-05-25 10:51:28 +0000 UTC
Agreed.
2017-05-25 10:50:11 +0000 UTC
Plot twist: He actually wants a solid steel Richard Nixon mask.
2017-05-25 07:11:17 +0000 UTC
It is also the most scary one!
Theo Jakiemów
2017-05-25 06:09:32 +0000 UTC
And then Pintsize got it ripped off for rubbing it on Bubbles' butt.
The Cayute
2017-05-25 05:59:19 +0000 UTC
this can only end poorly
Dylan T
2017-05-25 04:47:37 +0000 UTC
The good news. Pintsize gets his metal dong. Bad news is, there's no hydraulics in it. It perpetually hangs like a hank of rope.
2017-05-25 03:16:51 +0000 UTC
I thought it was dank money, but a new business has to start somewhere :-)
Lisa
2017-05-25 03:08:26 +0000 UTC
Pintsize, that's not how money laundering works.
Olivia Waters
2017-05-25 03:08:14 +0000 UTC
That look of absolute disgust on Bubbles. I'm dying.
2017-05-25 02:37:12 +0000 UTC
If you were running cross country, why were you at a gas station ;-)
Al Hunt
2017-05-25 02:16:17 +0000 UTC
The smile on Pintsize in that last panel is killing me. So good!
2017-05-25 02:04:34 +0000 UTC
I hate that I feel this way, but: DOOO IIIIIIITTTTT!
Paul Grodt
2017-05-25 01:59:39 +0000 UTC
reminds me of when i ran cross country and paid the gas station clerk with sweaty dollar bills. no regrets
SSJ Carrot Cake
2017-05-25 01:54:39 +0000 UTC
For the sake of your sanity, DO NOT ASK THAT QUESTION.
Czarzhan
2017-05-25 01:53:09 +0000 UTC
Don't worry: They'll make it so it can only be internally mounted.
BobC
2017-05-25 01:41:02 +0000 UTC
They are the ladies of negotiable engineering.
Andrew
2017-05-25 01:40:00 +0000 UTC
Dang, Pintsize! All these years later, his dream may come true!
Melanie
2017-05-25 01:39:00 +0000 UTC
That's the best smile I've seen on pint size
Gary Huntress
2017-05-25 01:38:09 +0000 UTC
Like cake!?
Joseph H.
2017-05-25 01:37:02 +0000 UTC
It could be worse. Instead of damp, it could be moist.
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Adam Friedlander
2017-05-25 01:35:59 +0000 UTC
I know I'll regret it, but I need to know why it's damp.