Claire Is Their Treasurer

Things said at blacksmithing guild meetings: "Are we out of shitty chisels? Nope, Bill went to Harbor Freight."

Gary Walker

I don't recall but I DO know it's a place that Agent Coulson of S.H.I.E.L.D. thinks is magical.

Lisa Dean

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Dustin

Is that where Crease and his wife went after selling the Black Box to the NSA? (Sneakers, 1992)

Dustin

And somehow it would fulfill one of the little creep's dirtiest dreams no doubt

Dustin

Do you accept a bet on joint venture?

Theo Jakiemów

First off, Waffle House is both awful and amazing. Second, your bro is correct. both HF, CT, and WH are simultaneously horrible and incredible. It's all about knowing what to buy.

Paul Grodt

You sure? My bro says Harbor Freight is like the Waffle House of tool stores.

Minzoku Bokumetsu

came for tahiti reference, was not disappointed

For people in the US: Canadian Tire is basically Canada's Harbor Freight. Depending on how much Pintsize is offering up, they should totally accept it. They could spend thousands at that place on critical equipment for their new business. Like a third of their inventory is metalworking tools. Fairly low quality tools, sure; but they usually work, they usually have a no-questions warranty, and it's the perfect cost-level for startup robot repair companies with no money. Even if it requires a day-trip, and a pickup truck rental, it's potentially still worth it.

Paul Grodt

I love Bubbles' response. Bubbles, you'll be saying that a lot.

Derrik Pates

Learned that lesson the hard way, more than a few times. I'm getting better, though!

Brad Knowles

I hope Faye goes one level deeper. The real problem is not when you're unsure and you have to check with your partner. No, the real problem is when you don't see any problem at all and you accept, and then you discover that your partner has a problem.

Brad Knowles

Ok, is Tahiti actually Canadian Tire? (because "Tahiti is a magical place")

Lisa Dean

I just skimmed the article. WOW. It's a real thing, and has been for 50 years. It's printed on currency-grade paper, but is only redeemable in a certain chain of stores.

Craig P Steffen

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FunkyTuba

Yeah, but it's all green, which are the 5-cent ones. So it's not nearly as much as it looks like.

Brooks Moses

Canadian Tire money is actually quite easy to translate into USD. They should have at least considered it. (bonus joke: it's counterfeit. )

KCkittysnores

Pintsize should should choose his words carefully. Especially when saying 'Make ME a big Steel Dick' to Bubbles. ;)

William F Stevens III

Where did Pintsize get so much of this from? Rule of Funny I suppose.

Mark

tag yourself I'm claire

Diptych

Claire IS a treasure, mind.

There will shortly be a major dent on Pintsize's chassis. The question is who will connect first. I'm taking bets.

I read this about four times before I realised the title *isn't* "Claire is their Treasure"...

Marc Pengryffyn

I had *SUCH* a snarky thought to share! But then I realized everyone would hate me.

BobC

Not certain, basically if is an in store gift certificate you get for making purchases, they are usable together so if you save up $100 (+ taxes) worth you can get that $100 item free. Seein as canadian tire sells tools and other equipment, they might actually be able to use it for something.

Scott McCarthy

So, I hope someone updates that article's "see also" section when this strip goes public tomorrow...

For those unfamiliar: <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Tire_money" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Tire_money</a>

Panel 1: Claire intently watches, waiting for the ship to become self aware.

Andrew

*deletes conversation from short term memory*

Andrew

I'm guessing something like Camel Cash?

Buck Caldwell