I don't want to read the strip on patreon either. I want it with my morning comics and coffee. Jeph, can you post a notification when you post something for Patreon only?

Edward Greenberg

I am interested in that answer as well! I don't like to read the next day's comic the night before, because it gives me nothing to look forward to, so I just ignore the notifications, but if there are Patreon only strips slipping by...I may have to change my policy.

Rie Sheridan Rose

@Jeph - OMG. Have there been more Patreon only posts that I haven't seen?! Is there an index of them somewhere?

ducksauz

Yup. I was impressed that the font was so small you could just barely make out the "mumble mumble".

Brad Knowles

IT'S TOO DARK TO TELL WHAT NUMBER WE'RE ON

Trigon Manthree

Eager egg: When a girl really really really wants to get pregnant.

Trigon Manthree

The best part is having gone through this myself.

Cranthulos XII, Conqueror of Five Empires, Lord of the Blood Pits of Fethna

Dammit, Dale! How could you be so careless as to throw a "mumble mumble" in the heat of the moment!

David Paul

I called my wife a "mumble mumble" once. Luckily I reduced the font size so she couldn't read it.

Mark Hechim

Did anyone else carefully zoom in on the image to read that? hahaha.

Sian

I'm gonna start my own patreon and charge people to find out what Dale said.

Poor Dickmouth Stinkface.

Hedgie

*And ME*

Sean Fhearsalach

Come to find out he said "great beautiful girl"

lil anansi

Very funny. Also the art on panel 2 is AMAZING!! It really capture that dark room feeling :)

Eric Beauregard

I'm confused about that, too :/

HA HA HA HA AHA HA HAH AHHA HA HA!!!!! The look in the last panel! Can't stop giggling to myself!

Panel 6: the real deal laughing out loud Panel 3: slightly disappointed it wasn't a tiny easter egg text of calling her something Alliancey (I'm not into it enough to come up with something specific)

R. Francis Smith

Doesn't May live with Dale? If so, why Dale wants to go home? Isn't he already home? I'M CONFUSED

Ricardo Bittencourt

I'M GOING TO GO CUT OUT MY TONGUE SO I CAN'T SAY IT EVER AGAIN!

Andrew

May is annoyed at everything. QC 2495shows Dale naming her. She doesn't like "May" so he proposes Dickmouth Stinkface. She replies,"May it is!" Suggesting May is offended is ironic. Or sarcastic. I've never known the difference.

Philip D Jones

annoyed. I think the word is annoyed.

Chuck Dee

Well this was easy to draw

Matthew Harris

I hope May was not offended.

Philip D Jones