Added 2016-05-03 00:05:07 +0000 UTC
In the first version of this comic, she pulled out a shotgun. Then I realized that was a bit...extreme, even for Asshole Bartender Lady.
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The harpoon version is better than the bartender with a shotgun forcing Clinton to finish a beer.
tagno25
2016-05-03 23:47:36 +0000 UTCEverything is better with Asshole Bartender Lady. Provided you don't piss her off.
D.K.
2016-05-03 20:14:49 +0000 UTCThe harpoon is much, much funnier. :-D
2016-05-03 10:58:39 +0000 UTCNew favorite character.
Seth Aaron Hershman has they she pronouns
2016-05-03 05:16:51 +0000 UTCI saw the shotgun version in the RSS feed, and then when I checked to see if it was just a stale item, I saw an even weirder one drawn by Dave Willis, which then shows the shotgun version when you click on it.
fluffy
2016-05-03 03:55:11 +0000 UTCI am confused, I see the shotgun version over on the main site.
Captain Button
2016-05-03 03:16:42 +0000 UTCharpoon is far superior to shotgun
Magic Chopstick Games
2016-05-03 03:10:11 +0000 UTC"You all meet in a tavern. The bartender pulls out a harpoon." "What? Already?"
FunkyTuba
2016-05-03 01:36:22 +0000 UTCIs it wrong that I'm... shipping... them already? :)
Ed Marshall
2016-05-03 01:34:30 +0000 UTCOoh, he's at a tavern, maybe he'll form an adventuring party. :)
Summer Sudbrink
2016-05-03 01:19:52 +0000 UTCI think next to Old Rat is Old Cockroach, and maybe Old Beercan after that.
Summer Sudbrink
2016-05-03 01:18:27 +0000 UTCThe Titanic? Don't you think it's kind of soon? :) Also, who's in the booth? Also also, what do all the notices say?
Summer Sudbrink
2016-05-03 01:16:46 +0000 UTCAnd I wouldn't mind a shot of "Old Rat" whiskey.
Al Hunt
2016-05-03 01:08:53 +0000 UTCI like "Beer Poster" in the back.
Andy Affleck
2016-05-03 01:07:03 +0000 UTCYeah, a cutlass, dual-wielded daggers or boat hook could work better.
Andrew
2016-05-03 00:55:55 +0000 UTCSeriously, women and seamen don't mix.
drij
2016-05-03 00:54:29 +0000 UTCwell, yeah - boat -> harpoon. could not be sword because not pirate ship
Donald Randolph
2016-05-03 00:37:28 +0000 UTCIs she related to Dora? She keeps a sword under the bar at Coffee of Doom.
Carl Fink
2016-05-03 00:18:49 +0000 UTCCompletely impractical. That's a ranged weapon. She doesn't have room to wield it.
Jamison Town
2016-05-03 00:18:03 +0000 UTCNo wonder she's surly, there are only so many nautical female bartender jokes that are actually funny.
Andrew
2016-05-03 00:14:05 +0000 UTCI kind of want a harpoon now.
Celine Chamberlin
2016-05-03 00:09:33 +0000 UTC
