Taylor Swift+Katy Perry: The Life of a Berrygirl Epilogue
Added 2025-09-29 08:52:49 +0000 UTCIn honor of the new album drop, a finale for the latest wave of Taylor content I've been making, featuring post-juiced Taylor, and the very unjuiced Katy Perry!
Of course Taylor made sure that Katy would never be able to get juiced. Why should she? Katy's much more useful to her like this. She's the big centerpiece of her newest tour! During her final number, she'd make sure to roll Katy out front and center so all her fans could see the mockery of her once slender figure she's become. All she could do is flap her hands while Taylor strutted and performed around her, eliciting cheers from her crazed fanbase. Katy couldn't yell out for help, she could barely even sing anymore. Her cheeks were so full of juice that moving her jaw was a heavy and wabble inducing chore. It was better to just keep quite and let Taylor do what she does best. She wouldn't dare piss her off even more. Over time, Katy accepted her fate, and became grateful that she got a prominent role on Taylor's tour. It had been the most exposure she'd had since the Blue Origin launch, and the only thing stopping her from enjoying this limelight was herself! She could no longer deny herself this joy, to be seen by thousands of people daily. So when the lights came on for Taylor's finale, and she was rolled onstage surround by her dancers, she let out a beaming smiling along with them. She finally understood it now, she understood what it meant to live the Life of a Showgirl...
