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Here is the second version. The softlocking problem at the very beginning of Send Newts is fixed (the problem I had wasn't the problem I fixed, which is why it took so long. So, two problems with one stone, I guess?)
Also, Send Newts and Dude, Where's My Sword? are now connected properly. Theoretically you can now play through to the end of Dude, Where's My Sword? without any gaps in the content, except for that one sex scene which still needs to be written.
Thanks again for your help!