I hate when lore matches history. Before we bless this mess we’re figuring out if Marc Summers is an asshole, presenting participation trophies to a king, questioning the need for violence, meeting an omniscient 4D being named after grapes, redoing the blob shit, flipping switches, swiping keycards, learning lore from a hologram, inexplicably hearing about Mu again, ignoring monster invasions to continue science magic, transforming into a jewel, suffering a demon spy, nuking a town, remembering Dorn exists, forcing my friends to read my novel nine times, and guessing which party members are wrong about cats. All I did was share a bit of ancient lore with you.
00:00 Intro | 03:56 Four Emblems, One Van | 05:22 Eric’s Private Action World Tour | 09:26 Chris’ Private Action World Tour | 13:32 Welch Vineyard | 18:52 Purgatorium, Round 2 | 20:33 Inner Sanctum | 27:28 Lore Explosion | 38:55 Van Debrief | 42:33 Private Action Jamboree | 54:15 Cats vs Dogs | 56:05 Real Net |01:01:40 Outro