Babysitting the Lil Slugger Chapter 1

Bleach parody: Tier 1

AN: This work is a work of fiction it's characters are fictional and are works of fantasy, as the creator of this parody, I can confirm they consent to all narrative and nsfw choices. This content is only for the purpose of entertainment and doesn't promote or condone any in real life actions, governments, policies, religions, groups, or life styles.

Babysitting the Lil Slugger
Ichigo's love life was costly, in order to make some extra cash he takes on a baby sitting gig. He thinks he can handle it, but Jinta is something else. Not only is the lad hung like a horse he knows how to use it. Despite his youth he's a total dom that takes Ichigo for a ride. Soon Ichigo's love life takes a shocking turn.

Chapter 1

Ichigo Kurosaki thought he was so lucky in love. Bambietta was the school’s beauty, she was the most popular girl in school. Every guy wanted to date her, according to Keigo. She also ran the schools hot girl click.

Litotto Lamperd, Bernice Gabrielli, Meninas McAllon, and Candice Catnipp, All of them beauties in their own right, but Bambietta was the queen bee. The typical every guy wanted her and every girl wanted to be her type.

Imagine Ichigo’s surprise when she approached him and asked him if he wanted to date her. He’d have been crazy to turn her down, so he didn’t.

The two started dating and Ichigo felt so lucky, mostly because that’s what everyone kept telling him. When he felt something was off or odd about his relationship with Bambietta his friends hand waved it off, saying how lucky he was. ‘Maybe I’m overthinking things.’

He wasn’t exactly experienced in relationships, so he had no idea the red flag behavior she was showing. With her dates she always made Ichigo pay, and not just for her, she brought her friends with her who ate and drank on Ichigo’s dime. ‘Is this normal?’

The dates were getting more costly, Ichigo had to pick up a part time job on top of another part time job. Bambietta didn’t seem to care that they wouldn’t be spending as much time together. She made sure to give him just enough bait, so he wouldn’t wiggle away.

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Ichigo decided to try his hand at babysitting, he had looked after his little sisters more than once so he figured this would work out fine. He asked around and came across a number in need of a babysitter.

A man named Kisuke Urahara needed someone to babysit his son Jinta. ‘Should be a piece of cake.’ He texted Bambietta that he had a job. She didn’t seem to mind at all that their date was had to be put off. In fact she was a bit too pleased he was off making more money.

“Sigh…” A job was a job. ‘Hopefully he’s not a royal pain in the ass.’

Ichigo made it to Kisuke’s place. “Whoa, this place is nice.” He rung the doorbell.

Kisuke Urahara was a very wealthy man, he was also a very busy man. So while he was off doing his thing, he needed someone to watch his son. They lived in a rather large and fancy place. “Thank you for coming Ichigo.”

“No problem Mr. Urahara.”

“I normally go through an agency but those guys just haven’t worked out. I’ve got an important business trip coming up that I’ve had to push back so many times. I’m really in a bind here.”

“You didn’t mention this on the phone, I told you I’m kinda new to this.”

“I know, I know, but I’m willing to offer you a bonus.” He needed Ichigo to look after his son for the next month. “I know he can be a little difficult, but if you watch him for these next few weeks I’ll give you this.” He wrote down a figure on a check.

‘Holy fuck!’ That was a lot of zeros. This should have been a red flag for Ichigo, but he thought the guy was just desperate and had this important business trip on the line.

“I’ll go get Jinta.”

“Okay.” Kisuke left, and Ichigo whipped out his phone and started texting Bambietta.

Ichigo: The guy is offering me a huge bonus to watch Jinta till the end of the month.

Bambi: How much of a bonus?

He texted her the amount.

Bambi: Do it!

Ichigo: Really?

Bambi: Yes, take the job but make sure you get it in writing.

‘She’s so smart.’ Little did Ichigo know Bambietta was already planning what to buy with Ichigo’s bonus.

“Jinta, this is Ichigo.” The orangette turned and saw the red haired boy. “What do you think?”

Jinta looked Ichigo up and down. “He looks cool I guess.” He tucked his hands in his pockets.

‘Cute kid…’ Ichigo thought sarcastically. His body language screamed punk, he was wearing a baseball t-shirt and some baggy pants, with a tight belt holding them up.

“Umm Mr. Urahara about that deal you were offering, can we get it in writing?”

“Of course, of course, let’s take a seat and I’ll draft the paperwork.” They took a seat at the table with Jinta sitting across from Ichigo.

Kisuke hummed to himself as he went over the terms and conditions. “Jinta has tutors that will watch him while you’re at school, you can cook right, I’d ask you to make Jinta breakfast and dinner, and lunch on weekends.”

“I can do that.”

“Good good.” Kisuke was gonna let Ichigo stay there so Jinta would be looked after, there was a condition that if Ichigo broke anything he’d be paying for it of course.

Ichigo wasn’t opposed to it, as the commute would have been tiring going from home to school to here back to home.

His focus suddenly shifted when he felt something touching him under the table. The orangette looked between Kisuke who was still going over the contract and Jinta who was looking a little too innocent.

‘That’s definitely a foot…’ Ichigo thought as he felt said foot rub against his leg, steadily sliding up north. ‘Oi!’

Sure enough he felt the foot press into his crotch. “Ah!”

“Something wrong Ichigo?” Kisuke asked.

“No!” His voice cracked. “I’m fine!”

He noticed out of the corner of his eye Jinta smirk mischievously. ‘Why that little?’

The foot began to rub his crotch, causing his little soldier to stir. ‘Crap crap crap crap!’ He was getting hard.

That seemed just fine for Jinta, as he applied more pressure. Just when Ichigo thought it couldn’t get worse, Jinta managed to unzip his fly with his toes. His bulge popped through the gap and Jinta began to tease him more, squeezing and rubbing him through his underwear.

Ichigo was trying to keep his composure, but his blush was growing spreading from ear to ear.

He could feel his lust building and churning, he was trying really hard not to explode under the table.

It was getting harder and harder to pay attention what Kisuke was saying, when suddenly. Jinta’s foot retreated.

“Ichigo?”

“Yes?” His voice cracked again.

“I have it all finished, you just need to sign here.”

“Oh um can I use your bathroom?” He managed to zip himself up under the table.

“Oh sure, it’s down the hall and to the left.”

“Thanks!” Ichigo slipped away.

Kisuke gave his son a look only to receive an innocent smile in return.

Ichigo was positively throbbing, he needed a minute to cool down and process, when suddenly his phone buzzed. “Hello?”

“Did you get the job?”

“Bambi...about that…” He didn’t know what to tell her.

“Don’t tell me you passed up on that offer did you?”

“It’s the boy, he…” Bambietta cut him off.

“I don’t care what he did, you better man up and take this job or we’re over.”

“What?!” He panicked.

“You wanted to try this babysitting thing, kids push boundaries, if you are just gonna buckle and run away you aren’t the man I thought you were.”

“Wait, I get it, I’ll take the job. I can handle this.”

“That’s what I like to hear, and don’t worry pookie, the month will fly by fast and we can have some special time together.”

“That sounds good.” The call ended, and Ichigo washed his face to calm down. “I can handle this, I can do this!”

Jinta smirked and moved away from the door, hearing everything.

Ichigo returned and signed the contract. “Wonderful, I can make my meeting and get my flight ready for tomorrow morning.” Kisuke moved fast, getting ready to go. “Thank you so much Ichigo I’m counting on you. Jinta be good for Ichigo understand?”

“Kay!”

Urahara left and Ichigo looked to the red head. “You shouldn’t mess with people like that.”

“I don’t know what you mean.” He said, casually putting his hands behind his head.

“You were messing with me under the table.”

“Oh that, it’s just a game, you should know that.”

“I don’t think you are ready to play games like that.”

“If that got you that flustered you must be a virgin!” Jinta’s words stabbed through Ichigo’s chest. ‘Jackpot!’

“Look, no more games, your dad put me in charge of you while he’s away, got it?”

Jinta shrugged. “Sure.”

Ichigo breathed a sigh of relief. ‘Maybe I can handle this after all.’

“Wanna watch a movie?”

“Sure that sounds fine.” Jinta ran off and came back with a tape. “What are we watching?” They entered the living room which was quite luxurious with a fancy couch and a big screen tv.

“It’s one of my dad’s favorites.” He pushed the tape in and grabbed the remote. Jinta sat next to Ichigo on the couch before hitting play.

“Oooooohhhhhhh~!” Ichigo’s whole face went red.

It was porn, hardcore porn!

To be continued...Big Bat