Kessie: Soooo
You: Sooo?
Kessie: I took your advice and posted that pic I drew on one of the fansite forums I use
You: How did people react?
Kessie: They honest to god fucking loved it
You: Told ya.
Kessie: yeahyeahyeah you can stroke your ego later. Thats not even the crazy bit
Kessie: So many people liked it that someone actually sent me a commission to draw her in an ORIGINAL outfit
Kessie: Real money and everything!
You: That’s awesome! What was it they asked for specifically?
Kessie: They wanted me to reimagine her outfit without the whole censorship bs and show off as much of her as possible
You: You plan on drawing this soon?
Kessie: Soon?! Your girl beat ya to the punch

You: Holy shit.
Kessie: The moment I got the request I KNEW exactly what I had to draw
Kessie: Its a bit of an homage to an outfit that appeared in the tie-in comics from the 90s but I mixed a bit of the later reboot design (plot was meh but the outfits were alright) mixed with this outfit I saw in a porno once
You: I guess inspiration can be found in the most unlikely of places.
Kessie: Then youd be surprised how much of my sex life was inspired by porn
You: I probably would be, but at this point, nothing really surprises me.
You: But actually paying work doing what you love? That’s incredible to hear.
Kessie: Yep! No more insurance scams for me
You: Wait, how many people did you try that fake car crash trick with?
Kessie: Uhhh
Kessie: Cant really remember tbh
You: Kessie…
Kessie: Idk maybe like
Kessie: Three?
You: You do realize that insanely illegal, right?
Kessie: Hey, it’s these property rates in this city that are the real crime! Im just trying to make a couple extra bucks
You: But you’re not going to pull that stunt again, right?
Kessie: On you? Absolutely not
You: I meant in general.
Kessie: Please, you wouldnt testify against me in court
Kessie: You wouldnt, right?
Kessie: Right?
You: Maybe I would, maybe I wouldn’t.
Kessie: You have a funny way of showing your affections Mr. Driver
You: All just part of my charm.
Kessie: And why that charm works on me will forever be an enigma
With that little nugget of mystery left for her to dwell on, you finally get back to your car and head off for your next pick-up.