"Private Chat with... Anna" pt. 2

wheelman: I have to admit, a woman in cosplay really does it for me.

Kashina: Oh, really? That's so interesting. I didn't take you for being a nerd.

wheelman:  Ouch. You really know how to stick it to a fella, huh?

Kashina: Huh?... Oh no! I didn't mean it like that! I wasn't trying to make fun of you, I'm a huge nerd too!

Kashina: Like, seriously, part of my income is playing videogames for a living!

Kashina: I just mean since you're so well put together and have all that swagger, you didn't seem like the type that enjoyed games a lot.

wheelman:  Haha, it's fine. I'm just teasing you.

Kashina: Oh! Oh my god. I'm so sorry! I just didn't want it to seem like I was looking down on you.

wheelman:  No, you're fine. Trust me.

wheelman:  Plus, I have mad nerd cred, girl!

Kashina: Haha, oh yeah?

wheelman:  Yeah. I'm pretty sure I still have a level 43 druid in Sorcerers Quest!

Kashina: Do they still even have servers for the first Sorcerers quest?

wheelman:  I couldn't tell you.

Kashina: Wow. I wonder if my old Sorcerer Quest Characters are still there.

wheelman:  What type of character did you play?

Kashina: I played a Pyro-witch mostly. It was a kind of Kashina: Mk 1.

wheelman:  Ah, the pyro-witch! I remember her. Boy they really didn't mind putting the female character models in some skimpy outfits.

Kashina: You think? I think they’re pretty. I'm sad they changed them in the later games.

wheelman:  Me too.

Kashina: Did you ever download any mods for the Sorcerers quest one?  They cracked down on modding after the second game, but I remember the mod scene being pretty lively for the first one.

wheelman:  I think I did download a few. They were mostly cheats, like a million gold at the start. Or spawning top tier weapons.

Kashina: Yeah? I got a couple of those too….

Kashina: I um… down some of the outfit mods too.

wheelman:  What, the one made by the fan who didn't think the pyro-witch was naked enough?

Kashina: ... Uh huh.

wheelman:  You need to go to horny jail.

Kashina: Nooooooo! It wasn't like that! I just liked the design! It had really pretty jewels on it!

wheelman:  Yeah, the jewels were pretty much the only thing covering her nips, weirdo.

Kashina: Stop! Oh my god, I'm so embarrassed!

wheelman:  Haha, nerd.

Kashina: You're a jerk.

wheelman:  Aw, I'm sorry. I'll stop.

wheelman:  If it makes you feel better, do you remember the quest where you had to venture into the dungeon of Dark Elf Succubi to slay all the evil temptresses?

Kashina: The ones with the pony tails and whips that were impossible to dodge?

wheelman:  Yeah, I may or may not have at one time, downloaded the mod that made them all topless.

Kashina: -gasp-! Who's the horny one now!

Kashina: Just had to see those bit, round, 12 polygon boobies, huh?

wheelman:  12 might be generous. But still rocked one out to it.

Kashina: Haha, oh my god! You're an animal!

wheelman:  Not my proudest moment.

Kashina: So you had a thing for women in dark leather with whips, huh?

wheelman:  If we're getting in the weeds on this, if anyone in Sorcerers Quest 1 stole my heart, it was Elsa, the tavern wench at Fairyport.

Kashina: Like, you, me and everybody else!

wheelman:  I wonder what the secret to her charm and magnetism was…

Kashina: Was it the fact that her boobs were as big as her head?

wheelman:  ... Nah. That can't be it. I just can't put my finger on it.

Kashina: Haha, you're such a liar.

Kashina: ... So you like redheads.

wheelman:  Can't say a few haven't caught my eye.

wheelman:  So did fair Elsa catch your eye as well?

Kashina: Totally! I would bury my face in between those things and just take a nap!

wheelman:  They definitely budgeted more than 12 polygons for her boobs?

wheelman:  Of course this was pre-jiggle physics. So everyone's rack looked rock hard.

Kashina: Haha, right? Sorcerers Quest 2, as terrible as it was, still had the hottest characters.

Kashina: Same designs, just higher polygon counts, soft-body hair, and jiggle physics.

Kashina: Of course people went and complained online that all the female characters were overly sexualized so they toned it down for Sorcerers Quest 3.

wheelman:  Thank god, right? I sure did hate seeing all those big, bouncing boobs all over the place.

Kashina: It's just a dumb game, right? I think I'd use my time to fix something in the real world before having a tantrum over something in a video game.

wheelman:  I suppose everyone needs to have their hobbies.

wheelman:  So do you have little crushes on a lot of videogame characters, or just Elsa the Bar Maid.

Kashina: Not… that many.

wheelman:  So more than one?

Kashina: Just, like, all the characters of Bunny Squad Vs. the Undead.

wheelman:  Ugh, I was rooting for the undead in that one.

Kashina: What, they were hot! And the smallest bust in the squad was a D cup!

wheelman:  Dont care. Let the zombies have um, I say. Couldn't listen to that dialogue a minute more.

Kashina: Haha, aw! So it's the women of Sorcerers Quest 1 for you, huh?

wheelman:  Uh oh. Do I have a low-poly kink?

Kashina: You're terrible.

Kashina: So, if you could have a night with Elsa, the Tavern Wench, A Dark Elf Temptress, or a dancing Pyro-witch, which one would you pick?