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Still can't get it, shit does not work at all. It used to always work and I'd see people saying they couldn't get it and one day the fate came up me and it just stopped working. Huge bummer. Ima keep my subs for like a week and try and fix it but nothing is working. Had a good run boys, had fun all these years. Will miss my dawgs.

lahey randy

LeMare turned into Mark Henry 😂😂😂

Liam Ross

Huh?

lahey randy

High level super IQ humor, you should bring that act on the road.

lahey randy

I'll give it a shot thanks dawg, so annoying to have to go thru these hoops for paid content lol

lahey randy

Let's goo birds upb24 half time manholes getting d'ed up

Jacob

This is still chill lol I don’t hate the man, and love for the team is why I’m here - but poisonous fruit ain’t obvious to everyone Feeding people this shit ain’t charming, harmless, or funny anymore

Chanel

He’s getting a little bit too cocky , that Shane

Jackson

Who knew the Shaman would be such a pus about tomatoes and mushrooms đŸ€Ż

FloodTide

This has been happening to me. You have to reload the page and click the YouTube logo really quick before the sign in page comes up. It’s not that hard but it is some bs

Ben

Bro chill Matt literally didn’t believe in bugs like.. a few years ago.. the first mistake is believing he’s actually smart. The McCusker genes are rotten, but they are eloquent, and that’s why we’re here. That said, I love Matt for Matt, but he’s whacked out and has been - that’s his charm. This is not the cast to crusade in the comments. Esp in the paytch.

brutes

Thanks, sharthunter

brutes

Just saw Matt and Lamorp at Dania beach last night and those two were some of the funniest guys I’ve ever seen besides Shane.

Billy

Direct link is what i need but I couldn't find it on mobile, thanks dawg

lahey randy

Can you hit the YouTube button next to the fullscreen button on mobile to bring you to the yt app? Ive never had this issue so I really don’t know, but what about opening the link https://youtu.be/63VI2GZcDsg?si=Y6BrMdwhNJ9Nh9Q8

Matt Brown

Who knows how to fix the need to sign into YouTube to watch issue, I am signed in. Haven't been able to watch the paytch in a while unless I do it on the actual website, and even the website doesn't work on mobile. I'm about to have to cancel all my patreon subs :(

lahey randy

If anyone needs an officer lmk

Michael Tarasi

hll is gas

Michael Tarasi

Lemorps insecure laugh makes me feel bad

chuck

Here’s the link for the Girls vs. Boys vid https://youtu.be/j8icHQlgK-Q?si=iIr07lvZf_A-fZ2p

David King

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFswxiqRele/?igsh=ZDdwZm1ldGJ4aTd6

David King

I hear they don’t like water - maybe the ships weren’t all inclusive the first time around? Peace and prosperity for their voyage bros

Chanel

So when Matt sends his wife and daughters back to Africa do you think it'll be on a slave ship or will he make them swim?

Hot Dog

Learn some new buzzwords man, sounds like you lost your edge a decade ago Not interested in you bottom feeders, though triggering the interference does tell me the signal is getting out lol

Chanel

Not likening mushrooms is tragic there are so many delightful mushrooms that span the palette and symbiosis with carbon based life forms seems to be a universal truth trough the cosmos

kevin class

Shoutout to the HLL dawgs, look out for your boy @pvtpequinopp

Cj

Add me on HLL bros, I run medic for any and all dawgs. @ Private Munch#7102

Kyle

Btw only a girl would go on the Patreon of a comedy podcast and expect people to care about your political takes and sjw rhetoric. You gotta be white and under like, 30

Kyle

Wow, really got me there, retard. Have fun yelling into the void lmao.

Kyle

Did Elon and Trump expose the refs calling games for Mahomes yet?

NewFool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h242eDB84zY&ab_channel=4KRemasters

Joel Fleming

Please bring back the podium casts and Matt's random ass guests. I need to mainline that shit

Maur

You owe the dogs 8 minutes.

Him

Spit take at Lemaire's before and after almost ruined my mac

Travis Murdock

The dawgs need to play Helldivers 2

Michael McGrath

Shane has the whitest legs in Texas

Dustin Bennett

O’conman is the best guest

Jono

I got HELL LET LOOSE because of thisđŸ€Ł

Jarby

matts fit is clean today blessed be the dawgs

Love Milfs

Lol no. In Texas it’s wife beaters, beaters or tanks.

Taylor Holt

the realgirthydragon gamer tag gets some chuckles every now and again! hahaha

Girthey Dragon

Chris said a total of 10 words and left to take a shit

Swan

Lemaire turned into mark henry in that before and after

Buggsy Malone

Put the blog out Matt!

Grant Dellinger

Where can I find that “girls be guys, girls vs Muslims” video

Sean

Hell let loose is such a good game. I’m so fucking good.

Jack Bauerle

“Tough break for the national socialists” is CRAZY đŸ€Ł great paytch

Jason Balters

Lemaire had some ninja turtle hands in that after photođŸ€Ł

Austin green

I got some of the bottled cold brew from Whole Foods once and smoked a blunt and had to leave the skate park

Timcinnati

So nobody is gonna talk about how we could hear the vape giving Chris cancer each time he hit it lmaoo

Aden Stevenson

the sponge aka turd aka dirt dogg....

Charles Pfeiffer Jr.

That before after of Lemaire is all time lol

Owen Schilling

the ceiling creature is fucked up. you gotta just pretend you didn’t even notice. its just squirrels and acorns. then the smoke detector beeps. the faint sound of your name being called from outside at 3 am is just mild schizophrenia definitely not mexican trolls or skinwalkers

k teezy aka Legion X aka truppfuher

I would legit seek out and read your articles if you got some published Matt. You should fucking go for it, bro... write something about your personal experience with Maca root giving you diamond hard boners 😏😆

Scottgl89

Bring back ufc and throw down on some HLL for the boyz

eddy green

I’m not the one who thinks he’s a woke dead guy lol Kudos though - first bit of wit I’ve seen from one of youse Good to know there are some comedy fans here lol

Chanel

The saying goes "soldiers in march on their belly".

Scottgl89

Chanel, this is your father speaking. None of this is real. You are having a schizophrenic breakdown. You are in the insane asylum. I am sending you this message to try to help you. Wake up!

Peter

Then having no hit markers so when your up close on someone they just fall over with nothing saying you killed them

Peyton Williamson

bullets wizzing passed your head

Grant Jennings

adolf spung should stream the hell let loose

Danny Robb

gotta hop on that army reforger shane shits lit

Grant Jennings

Step away from the sticks you lazy eyed psycho

Cpace

Nah he's still kicking and vids still come out lol

xfinityking

fuck anne frank, all about anne flank

Kes gillard

I started out with flight simulators as a kid too so I still play inverted like the O'Conman

Thomas

Got to storm that front line with the boys on hell let loose

Jack

Respectfully, go fuck yourself lol Same crowd on both platforms, but like the rest of the women in the world, I wasn’t talking to you

Chanel

Please. Dedunking FUCKS hard

Kyle

bro hell let loose might be the most traumatizing game.

Peyton Williamson

Respectfully, the fans of this particular podcast don’t give a fuck. Save that shit for X where the gays and retards are.

Kyle

Shane is trying to be Diddy so bad, the whole Patreon he has his leg up just teasing us! Three more inches and we would see his hog.

LordHailith

Where are the podiums? Is Shane too good to stand?

Frito Bandito

do people outside jersey not call them guinnea tees ?

Celebratory Meat Pie

Shane would LOVE Arma Reforger!

Paul Withrow

inverted controller bros. unite!

Reid Bruner

See More for a hint lol

Chanel

Couldn’t find the shop vac bags, my mom had placed them in the filing cabinet filed under “B” for bags

Bill R

Sgt. Diddy here. Hope to meet you dawgs on the battlefield

MĂŠrsk

Wait who are the decent folk and who are the genocide

Bill R

O’Connor looks like dude from the Revenant

Bill R

I gave the wife a PUI this morning

Jacob Sechser

someone needs to get shane on arma reforger sadly the servers are being DDOS'd but the game HLL on crack.

dawson brown

Guess the air mattress in the front room wasn’t popular for LaMaire’s roomies lmao

Andrew Tomek

Play a sport basement dweller lol

Chanel

Inverted squad! đŸ€˜

Brent

Speak English mush mouth

Booker T

Yeah. It’s not cool. I call them tanks. It’s 2025 and people still call them “wife beaters.”

Taylor Holt

It’s not Jewish people versus anti-Semitic terrorists lol It’s decent thinking and feeling folk versus a genocide Rich, powerful and corrupt governments are only based in faith as much as that base serves them, you dumb fucking cucks lol https://x.com/berniesanders/status/1778441809808519668?s=46&t=ps2--OxdWYKdeyXApYsi2g https://x.com/berniesanders/status/1887575115870638217?s=46&t=ps2--OxdWYKdeyXApYsi2g

Chanel

Podium pod or we hunger strike

Dr. Fill

if you want to change up from podcasting occasionally id love to see the bros play hell let loose

Dylan Briffa

3 comments & 0 impact? If you’re gonna ride my dick Booker, need to squeeze them cheeks and pick up the pace

Chanel

Win back the country an 80 year old deked you out of & we’ll see đŸ‡ș🇾

Chanel

Keep crying ya syphilitic cunts If you don’t regret being fooled yet got a hell of a wake up call incoming lol #WhiteGuysAgainstFascism just warming up, not everyone’s so eager to see đŸ‡ș🇾 burn

Chanel

Beetlejuice been ded

TIGBESTIES

Umm
 I just looked it Ă»p? And I saw that wife beater is actually offĂȘnsive? So idk if you should be writing that?

TIGBESTIES

Elon better make sex robots (mtf bots)

Jake

The women moving your shit bit got me so good. My mum moves everything. I work in a nursery so she asks me for plants for certain spots. I buy specific plants for said spots in their house, she moves them and then asks why they are dead.

Cam Randall

should play hell let loose with the dawgs im goated

Kurwalsky

I fucking squealed with laughter when they showed the Lemaire after pic 😂

Walter

O’Connor ripping his gay orange vape made a weird interference

Rowan

Mexican Matt is the way of the future 🌎

Grifterofease

Names youre my ditka if anyone wants to add on Xbox let’s run hell let loose

Hayden Wright

You were definitely born with both

Booker T

Win the Stanley cup before you start talking again đŸ‡ș🇾

Booker T

They’re taking his money as we speakith

Booker T

Ain’t nothing wrong wit being a freak #FREEPUFFDADDY

Booker T

#WhiteGuysForHarris is over chachie

Booker T

if i see the turd imma put hands on him.. it’s like he purposefully hits his fucken vape into the mic. i’m listening to this at work rn n it’s driving me up a fucken wall

Christian white

I hit the surprise cp today on some iron shit. solid base hit in a 3-2 count. stole second

k teezy aka Legion X aka truppfuher

Loser.

HossFly

Do you hear yourself lol

Al Capwn

Recipe for boy: try early in peak fertility (few days after period) for your lady, make sure she cums first, then switch to doggy. A deep ejac is the key and her cum make it’s a super highway to egg. Thank me later that your name lives on.

Sharthunter17

Hell Let Loose is awesome! Never have a squad though, just randos

Chef_Couch

Rejoice bros! Musk just said he's sending Matt's wife back to Africa!

Hot Dog

"Are we the baddies?" sketch was mitchell and webb. full skull and cross bones. great sketch

Big homie buzzo

G’damm look at those white ass legs

Sharthunter17

Can we just take a moment and recognize American culture has a shirt in 2025 still known as “the wife beater.”

Taylor Holt

Nate > Lemeez

NewFool

Eat my ass prick

Chanel

Suck a dick loser

Peter

Please for the love of God get Beetlejuice on the pod

xfinityking

Been playing HLL for years I could listen to them talk strategy all day

Big Mcthankies For My Spankies

We need another book matt!!

Xavier S

How the fuck do I open this

Rekindling with my wife after Donny T sends my Gumar back to the D.R.

Ok broke bitch lol I’m here for the big dog Bullying the pup comes free

Chanel

You did all that yapping about someone you send money to, which is truly pathetic

Ben

Lamaire is gay for not telling us what happened

Triggz C-137

When you’ve got P H D energy you make the whore work for her money lol

Chanel

DEI podcast

Nooders69

American idiots lol

Chanel

So gay for even responding tbh

Cody

“Your name is Chanel but you’re calling other dudes gay” still too funny lol Matt has the dumbest fans fr son

Chanel

PLAY ARMA

Justin Pysher

Y'all are playing Hell Let Loose exactly right. You just get in the comms and ask the squad leader what the move is. Even saying you're new to the game is helpful. The community is super welcoming, and won't shit on you if you admit you're a newb.

Talis Linauts

Your father hated you because he had to go home from the glory hole to his retarded son

Joe

Canadian faggot

Joe

And that is in fact why America will always be superior to Canada you guys are soft

Aj Martschinske

Let’s get a DAWG ARMY on HLL !!!!. I’ve been playing that game for three years boys, was pretty pumped to here the Big Kahuna also enjoys the running/ptsd simulator

Jordan Dunne

Your name is Chanel and you’re calling other dudes gay? My neighbor has a chihuahua named Chanel. It’s named after a women’s purse brand. đŸ‘šâ€â€ïžâ€đŸ’‹â€đŸ‘š <- (You and your husband)

Matthew Miller

What I wouldn’t give to get into a Hell let loose game with the dogs. That shit would elate me for the rest of my life 😂

Wyatt Henning

The real Secret Podcast was the, Chris’ Vape Squealing Into The Mic When He Hit It, we made along the way

SlowMoRomo

I almost died at the before and after Wisconsin đŸ˜‚đŸ€Ł

Jacob esau

you paid someone to say this

Seth

Do you recite these paragraphs to your teenis as you type them out

nostairwayy

Are you quite through posting your doctoral thesis on being a cocksucker? Or do you have more walls of text for us to not read?

Peanut Arbuckle

Aight imma need that chucklehead to take a biiig step back from air safety standards and literally fuck his own face I don’t know what kinda hemispheric bullshit power plays you’re trying to pull here but ASA ain’t your territory - whatever you’re thinking you better think again - otherwise you’re gonna have planes raining down in Godly fucking fire storms Stick to your wheelhouse - beach days and rat farts - cause that’s a high level of fuckwittery thinking you can weigh in - why don’t you suck Trump’s dick over military mismanagement some more while your intelligence sector gets compromised lol Leave the big guns to the big boys ffs PS Mitchell and Webb may have beat you to it, but MAGA blowing the joke out of the water - something to be proud of at least McCuck

Chanel

I’ve playing hell let lose asking for Shane Gillis 😂😂😂hmu I’ll help u play😂

Enrique

What the funniest joke about this pod is when post hears about this from someone n the guys so hulsome Shane just gave a invite n I bet anyone 100 push-ups Shane’s mom will cook posty sum burgers n wings or sumthin

Young Mauian

Autopha- gay

Patrick

You need a good officer to set up outpost and build things you can play as that character

Enrique

Still leaves me younger and straighter than McDuster lol

Chanel

Got more machismo in my left tit than most western men manage in their entire milquetoast body - certainly more than the low T fans of a ShamMan My father would never tolerate such whining, stupidity, or sloppy excuses for a lack of accountability - didn’t make a habit of raising useless pussies lol

Chanel

Dawgs assemble

Jacob esau

There are quite a few similarities you could draw between America / Afghanistan / Iraq and Israel / Palestine - between inciting the terrorist cells who would later attack and falsely flouting international convention and law while justifying the response - but the worst of the States involvement came under Trump
 https://www.militarytimes.com/news/pentagon-congress/2020/02/28/trump-says-us-will-sign-afghanistan-peace-deal-with-taliban-first-step-in-bringing-troops-home/ https://www.defenseone.com/policy/2021/08/trumps-pledge-exit-afghanistan-was-ruse-his-final-secdef-says/184660/ https://www.militarytimes.com/news/pentagon-congress/2022/10/13/trump-ordered-rapid-withdrawal-from-afghanistan-after-election-loss/ May also be missing the larger hotbed of activity you’ve been empowering over there - America’s firm presence in this genocide would enrage generations to come in many surrounding countries - while being none too popular with millions at home amidst civil unrest At a time when you’re already weakening your geopolitical security, domestic economy, and international power
. Thought y’all weren’t keen on a third world war lol, yet here you are reinvigorating your opponents and preparing to jump in headfirst, while at a disadvantage on the home front It’s not an American victory I see, anytime soon, on the horizon đŸ‡·đŸ‡ș

Chanel

Spit it out boy

Bill

matt sits like a chick lol

Nick DeLuke

If you need hell let loose help lmk shits goat

Chris lee

Matt, you have go post the full blog reading by that guy. It's fantastic and I'd love to hear the rest!

CenterMass762

HLL is one of the best mil sims ever. The Dawgs need to stream a game so we can join. I’ll run AT/Support. Charging into the fray with the Grool King would be legendary.

Da Dawg

Diddy had a good idea, but it just got away from him.

Nick Noves

Long time listener first time paytch, the hook line and sinker at the end of the episode teasing secrets got me. Even though it’s late I’m glad to be here.

Spencer Maxon

This might be gayer than sucking a cock

Jasper the hat

I want to see Shane stream this game lol

Joshua Sanchez

Sounds like you dribbled out fam

Garret

Old Shane wouldn’t hesitate to roast the dirty Jews lol he’s industry now scared of emm

Wentz Superfan

"You can kinda tell, just by looking around." Matt should be cloned. We can't risk losing a mind like this.

Dingus Dong

Every week I have to try and figure out how to open this shit

Rekindling with my wife after Donny T sends my Gumar back to the D.R.

You must be even older than you are gay

Tyler B

Just ripples from other trickles trailing behind their cuckquean

Chanel

Word

ChannerT

Schoolchildren in Canada were voluntarily doing 30-72 hour fasts when I was young, to annually recognize and raise awareness for world hunger But sure, the vapid LA bullshit is super hardcore and fascinating lol

Chanel

Can you guys pretend you like this

John Hale

These bulls make millions and still oversaturate their videos and no one cares, but when I make mine perfectly edited it’s considered “underage criminal voyeurism”

Firebombing

Y’all need someone to run Squad Leader in Hell Let Loose? I gotchu

Dalton North

haven't checked this yet but that Spyder's Web Patreon ep almost brought me back to Old Test' days. Almost.

Stuart Bolton

I hope you find peace

Geo

This comment definitely registers around 440hz, find god brother.

VI Gooner

Lmao was thinking the same thing

Brett

Damn technology is crazy, you almost can’t tell this is all AI generated

Ben

Me too dawg I see you!

Niksaun Stevens

Tacoma Tommy?

Josh Newton

Shane you should look into the game Foxhole. It's one big war where every bullet, weapon, vehicle, facility is made by a player. Real time logistics and sick battle field combat. Idk if you're into games like that but it's pretty sick if you think about it

Cody

Currently watching 1 handed

Zack

can y'all get the guy on rogies who name dropped shane 3x?

CummyPuss

U R Gay

Bruce Wang

you're a sad lost soul brotha. hope you find peace in life fr

CummyPuss

Pie upon impact is *so nice*

Lucas Richardson

Can definitely tell McCusker clan came in through the second door lol, probably inherited the gay gene from their limp dick pops Lucky he even managed to pop those disabled tadpoles in the front door without bait and tackle to turn him on, and that his mama’s egg was too cracked for standards lol Unlucky for us dumb bitches keep dropping deuces in the world, coulda saved us all the clapter if she’d kept those fucking legs closed

Chanel

my first day on the paytch boys happy to be an official dawg

Trey Fox

I’m paying tribute to this

Pirelli Wets

Join my RuneScape CC

co0chiemang

I was dying waiting lol

Mike Powers

Yo where’s SPIDER??

Jessup Kriewaldt

So I guess you guys are wondering why I gathered you all here

Gary Dickerhoof

Ok Chris

loser forever

Send me your T17 name

Zach

Yesssssss

Zach

O’Connor is oddly enough one of my favorite guests, unless he talks about politics

Gunnar

Can you make a higher Patreon tier with no O’Connor episodes?

loser forever

god damn we here

g h 0 s t

Google what the camera is and ask how to take it off https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Log_profile

Hayden Taylor

Thanks guys!

Reece Springhetti

432hz consciousness bombs incoming

cloudbloom

I think yall might have the log settings running in the camera my dudes
 that’s why it looks so washed out. Put it on automatic. It’s running in a setting you use for post production editing


Hayden Taylor

Balls

Stoned

father I am the first sperm to the pod

succ.alotaclit

The dawgz

Josh Wright

MATT AND SHANE ARE PIMP AS FUCK!!

Robert Gasser


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