Snail Diaries #259!!
Added 2024-08-02 20:38:35 +0000 UTCFell fer it hook line n' sinker.... And I was out of town for the Dog Parade!! π€¬
But if you're wondering what it's like having a face that says "hello stranger please show me every picture you've goddamn got of your 30 year old grandchildren and tell me wild, scandalous tales of decades gone by" I'd tell you it's ok i mean it's alright i don't mind i mean it aint all that bad i mean i cant really complain
Comments
Can it be normalized for people to wear a vest out in public saying βDo not approach. Has anxiety. Will bite.β so people wonβt talk to me
Sam Stewart
2024-08-11 15:27:12 +0000 UTCI have a similar face but it seems to explicitly compel people to tell me their entire medical history
Shawna Lee
2024-08-04 04:56:10 +0000 UTCOMG I lost it at the dog parade
Jem Milton
2024-08-03 08:47:43 +0000 UTCSoup's face in the first panel has made my entire week
Emmett
2024-08-03 03:27:06 +0000 UTCDamn she got you goooood
Katie Emma
2024-08-03 02:26:41 +0000 UTCpros and cons to having RBF like lil ol me. i love not talking to people but i also love to hear drama.... sad!
Diddle
2024-08-02 21:38:14 +0000 UTCcurled up soup so true....my dog (corduroy! you drew him last December when he was only four months old) is the exact same way whenever I get trapped in a half hour conversation with a specific neighborhood grandma
Dan
2024-08-02 21:28:51 +0000 UTCI have the same facial/voice affliction π I tend to be a loner, though, so I usually don't mind the diet-socialization. I love that last panel π€«
Greenbeans
2024-08-02 21:13:37 +0000 UTCI KNOW ππππ
Little Tunny
2024-08-02 21:10:00 +0000 UTCNOOOOOOOOOOO
Icky Batty
2024-08-02 21:09:12 +0000 UTCNo I was visiting Chicago π it hurtβ¦ I almost wish she had never told me
Little Tunny
2024-08-02 21:08:46 +0000 UTCDid you go to the dog parade??????
Icky Batty
2024-08-02 21:07:15 +0000 UTCI think we need to start a support group for conversation starter faces, I've lost track of how many (very delightful) hours I've lost to old folks convo at work...
Jay V
2024-08-02 21:04:32 +0000 UTCTHEY ALWAYS GET YOU!! I was trapped at the produce section yesterday after helping a nice old lady to pick some cilantro, she mentioned her grandson's guinea pigs and then I learned about how her dad shot one of her pretenders when she was like 14 in grisly detail :') Not gonna lie I would absolutely adore the illustrations on "nana's trick" as stickers
Rashkah
2024-08-02 20:49:13 +0000 UTCI HAVE THAT FACE..I get this. The pro is you hear really wonderful stories but the cons are that a. I'm usually late for something b. I get told something really horrible and bad or someone admits to a crime or a crime done by someone else and now I have to worry about that c. I don't know how to end the conversation or how to respond
Daisy
2024-08-02 20:48:48 +0000 UTCMy mother has the same energy as you and has been trapped in 3 hour conversations at Walmart many times in her life
Liam
2024-08-02 20:48:26 +0000 UTCFacebook messenger is the perfect place to find an ex-husband
Drewskiskiski
2024-08-02 20:47:30 +0000 UTCIt's kinda like taking a shower, like getting in and getting out is awful, but being in the conversation is a great deal of fun
Little Tunny
2024-08-02 20:43:10 +0000 UTCi don't ever ever ever ever want old people to tell me their whole life story, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't love it
Lee ?
2024-08-02 20:40:40 +0000 UTC
