After Show: "My Memorex"

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"Only the hardcores" that's the same demographic as the patreons! Eggs

Imation is the company that makes memorex

public class Eggs { public static void main(String[] args) { while (true) { System.out.println("eggs"); } } }

my first MP3 player as a kid was this little plastic memorex one that took a triple A and was just awful to use, but as a kid I didn’t know any better

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Tomoyuki Saito

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Of course it's not the PKCELL, mate those just don't go bad (apparently)

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can't believe you dissed vista lmao

file system error. yea, well... ur mum

1:33 cue waluigi

all the eggs

fractalsauce

Memoreggs

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slow macbook.eggs.

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Andy Layman

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Northwood

I bet it's due to the flash storage just going bad.

the macbook is quite slow. eggs

sus nugget

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hi

Same

Up to 15 hours** playback

I would buy some merch with the saying, "The biggest companies make the worst junk"

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cobblecola

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Eggcellent

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I have to continue the tradition of this video! Eggs.

I have to continue the tradition of this video! Eggs.

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Eggs to you as well. Hope the mackbook regained speed

slower by typing?

eggs to you too

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If the pkcells do die, plz livestream their funeral

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Anyone else see a Koala at the end?

😮😮Wow! Remember when earphones had felt/foam on them. I had TOTALLY forgotten that. Did not exist in my mind. Even now i'm wondering if i'm making that up

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Jeeves Beats

You underestimate the internet if you don't expect the majority of your patrons to read the single frame text you sprinkle in several of your videos.

oh geez my MacBook is running so slow it's ike it's running Windows Vista

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"It's where you put your screams". Stealing that, thanks mate! lol you are my inspiration!

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*File System Err* "Well your mum" Generally made me laugh lmao.

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Same, tbh

Bob Goodrich

“oh geez my maccbook is so slow is like it’s running windows vista”

ive seen all of the public videos like 36 times so i bought this to fuel my addiction

"Yeah well your mum" Blasting me back to 2016

Ed

yes

based on the required mac os version I date it somewhere between 2012 and 2014

Ah yes the Vista MacBook

I had that first nugget myself long ago. It had the same the same songs on it xD

'text reading'

Oh god, I know what that weird Game Boy-looking thing is, I've seen it an eternity ago on Youtube! It's a rip-off of Nintendog/Tamagotchi and that weird connector is for plugging it into the TV with a dock, so yeah, Nintendo stole the concept for the Switch from them, that not very nice!

Cedric Tremblay

1:34... activate Wario

Macbook eggs. Excellent.

Memorex sounds like a memory foam pillow

Finally decided to start supporting you, totally worth it

I love you Dank

"That is all. Eggs."

new nuggies

"yeah well your mom" lol

when you read the entire 2 paragraph text because

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Man, I'd love another cashier special.

too bad this piece of junk didnt work well; 2008 me would love a trippy skull design Mp3 player lol

Sometimes I like to imagine that dank pod's hands are my hands so when he pulls out the chord mojo I can feel like I have a chord mojo and I feel really cool. It helps me get through the day.

The nuggets are an absolute fav of mine, as DankPods knows! Glad to see that there are so many nugget enthusiasts like myself out here!

Alison & Alex

NO eggs

Heyyy, I love when we get two nugget videos

Eggs.

Can you check out the AGPTEK SMP3B? I have one of these, and though I only use it as a backup for my phone or iPod, it's a surprisingly competent MP3 player. Do you mind giving it a look?

Thomas Sebestyen

Windows vista eggs baby

"Only the hardcore" yes hi that's everyone here. Eggs.

Windows Vista eggs

Ayo you gotta check this out https://www.facebook.com/524245121001911/posts/3847153202044403/?d=n

You spelled "appologise" wrong. I guess I'm hardcore eh.

Wow it even more junker than hello kitty one at least it hook up to the CPU .

Martino Bayley

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Right there when I needed it

Yea it literally was telling me that it had grenaded itself, most honest nugg yet

Did anyone else sync with his laugh at 2:07?

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My first Walkman was a bright red Memorex. Came with rechargeable batteries, which took about 13 hours to charge and gave about 1hr playback. Ditched them for alkalines when I realised they’d last days instead. The packaging on this nugget made me think of feminine hygiene products...that was before I saw the skull though. Also, obligatory eggs.

Richard Johnson

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Windows vista on an egg and a dying macbook

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Nikolay Ivanov

My first mp3 player was a Memorex, I think I bought it in 2003, I knew nothing about mp3 players at the time. I paid a fortune for that player, I hadn't heard of the iPod yet, but I think it was out. As I remember the Memorex cost almost as much as an iPod. My player did all the things this one did in the video. It was garbage. It would take hours to get songs on the thing. Mind did have a built in battery but it was terrible. After a few months of Memorex misery, I threw it out and got an iPod. Just seeing this video is giving me flashbacks!

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You spoil us with supporter only 1 grit action. That golf swing on the Hello Kitty nugget was pretty sweet though.

Olly

that box is looking kinda 😳

Eggs. Hard core!

Cat Charlie

Whatta egg

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Eggs. And Windows Vista on a MacBook.

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sub4subsandwich

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Try using a can opener for those indestructible plastic shell cases. No, seriously. A can opener.

Mark Grigoleit

It looks like a fridge magnet

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You should do an after show of calling the repair departments for these old nuggets and see what the techs say

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Can you believe no one bought this? Q U A L I T Y

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It’s ike it’s running vista

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Schteeb Schteebington

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Tom Baito

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Connor Black

I swear either I or a friend of mine had that exact MP3 player when we were in middle school.

Anyone else read the wall of text lol

Beelzebub devil

mmm eggs. Now I'm hungry...

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Wolfgar

Finally an mp3 player for the pastel goths out there

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Eggs, RIP your macbook speed

i like eggs

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0:58. Dankpods is How to Basic!!!!

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Had a little bit of a stroke in the last few seconds huh?

I'll take some eggs

Boof

Christian Levesque

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R3DN3K

Dank.

"ike"

Andrew Ferguson (DominateEye)

I commented on a patreon.

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Favorite Wolfmother track?

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Rose

I go here to type EGGS, and I’m literally beat by... EVERYONE! Haha

My MacBook is also running Windows Vista, no need to apologize. EGGS.

TH3mrBROWN

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Tangerine Man

Do you have a P.O. Box

Can you imagine that product meeting? "Let's put "Perfect Song" on the display. Man, we're so clever! No-one's done anything as edgy and cool as that." (Sniff) "But what about the design?" ... (Sniff) (Sniff) (Snort) "How about... ribbons of blood in water, and a skull with butterfly antennae?" ... "Woah. This is going to be the new iPod." (Sniff) "So, I guess all we need is a slogan?" "Pass the cocaine, would ya mate?" (SNORT) (SNIFF) "Right. You know "I'm a Little Teapot"?"

Drew Tavendale

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Should get a bandsaw for those packages lol

ValiantTheOdd

lol

Don't think I don't read all your split second text! I'm hardcore!

Okay, but can I have an egg in these trying times?

mymusicx

Putting 'Only the hardcore will read this' on one of your patreon videos is amazing lmao

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Okay but. Consider. The Leatherman Raptor emergency scissors. They make short work of that sort of awful packaging *and* they look like they could kill a man.

Brad Sparks

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well that was a pile of pk

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Dorraj

I’d love to see how big his bin of mini usb cables is.

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Seth Barham

windows vista macbook

Cole Lepper

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Please man take a look at VE Monk Plus (venture electronics) earphones, they are cheap but kinda cool in their own way, and the sound is amazing (comparing with dirty buds). Just want to know your opinion. Thanks :)

This is a good video, but this standard is distressing and I demand my nothing be delivered to me with extra urgency. Eggs.

My MemorEggs.

OzRetrocomp

It’s as if this was edited with vista or smth

Mo Hussain

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marsrover

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4:31 he has done it, his content has peaked

From now on I'm going to end all emails with "eggs".

how old is your mac book if its running slower then fracking vista?

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I’m gonna start ending all of my long txts and emails with “eggs”

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You mentioned that you majored in jazz, did you write your own background music

Monatsayuri

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Lance

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"Your mum."

Brian K Shuster

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george w

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Mac slowing down? Please read this: https://chromeisbad.com/

I love the continued story here, with the duck, the royjoies, rhe pukcell so much lore so much detail

Axeman

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Baker Tony

Who doesnt read the giant slabs of text?

There's suppose to be a question mark when you say "Rude, isn't it?" Egss

Man I love these nugget vids. Can't wait till he does an RCA Lyra I still use mine for work.

I can *not* get over the skull printed on the flowery blue backdrop.

Buy a pair of Wescott Titanium scissors, they are the perfect replacement teacher scissors

Vynncent Murphy

These kinds of things are just packaged familial unrest. A colourful design to lure kids in, and an unusable interface to frustrate the parents who will inevitably have to shoulder the burden of getting them to work. Eggs.

I think it would be super cool if you could do a video rounding up all sorts of different MX500 knockoff earbuds, since there's so many of them and some of them are actually good.

I joined just to see this LMAO

Early smd caps, especially the cheap ones, have reliability issues so it is not an unreasonable theory

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That was the best wall of text I have ever read. Thank You.

Huey Pancakes

Eggs pls

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is it real or is it memorex

Slightly concerning how many nuggets simply won't work straight out of the box - I wonder if there's caps etc that just don't last regardless of whether they're being used or not. I suppose barn find cars need their oil drained and changed, and new tyres, but this scientific research significantly impacts my thoughts about my audio solutions following the zombie apocalypse

Matt Stanford

ios vista

Eggs? Eggs!

AwesomeToyoda

I feel like if Mr Dank seen someone collapse in the street he would just stand over them clicking and calling them a nugget Also... eggs

Imation owned the memorex brand from 2006 to 2016. Memorex went bankrupt in 1996.

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Just realized I only paid .25$ for the gold haha your my favorite creator and my only patreon love the cont5

Eggs to you too, buddy

Gimme dem Eggs

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And yet.. another piece of crap.. and it's dead.. they dom't even care.

windows visegg

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ClaraCrazy

That is impressive. Most flash memory has a data retention of 10 years. This can't possibly be that old. I've got devices with flash memory from over 10 years ago that still work fine.

I wonder if pkcell had any uptick in sales in the past year due to Dank

Zyrian

Somehow, even though this one didn’t even work, I still find myself having a worse opinion of the Hello Kitty nugget. This thing was just a broken piece of junk, THAT thing was just a hateful, hateful object

Paul Douglas

You should buy some brand new pkcells from Amazon. They still exist, but now they are orange instead of green.

Do we really trust DankPods with a power tool?

Next Apple product: iEgg

Abigail the Maid Rabbit

oh my pkcell 😨

mmm...soapy eggs

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Good to see ol' mate 1grit stepping out of retirement

You need some sort of power tool to replace the teachers scissors

Andi Kettu

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Ozpossum_Man lol

Vista Eggs, the worst kind of Easter Egg.

Austrocylindropuntia

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Kingn0rth

I have an idea for a dankpods oc and his name is dankphones. He reviews MP4 players and calls everything hamburgers

GooseGoose Wants to battle

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Oh Memorex got bought out by Imation, that makes a lot more sense now. Eggs.

Karen Sykora

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Wow, that player was garbage. When I saw the file system error, I assumed it would reformat itself, but I think it just wiped its own firmware (because it listed you can update the firmware on the device in the manual). RIP.

Buy a new scissor bruv

Mason Schmidgall

Oh my Purcell I mean PKCELL

Was that a duracell instead of a pkcell?!

Seems like ol' Mate Dankie needs an M1 Mac to replace his Eggbook Pro

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Well a bunch of eggs is boots up more than that nugget!

Haydon Beagley

https://youtu.be/v9oWFGPkfB4 🥚🥚

Uncle George

I’m an engineer and let me tell you i sometimes wish I had a one grit to solve all my or 😂

Vista Eggs that take hours instead of minutes to boil....

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I misread the screen protector overlay as "Perfect Bong"

Platitudinous

Love it how you just don't bother putting the last bits of the video in. :D "I'll see ya's next..."

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Alexis Ross

Please tell us that the golf club was from cashies

Just wanna say good job with the golf club, hope we see more creative destruction soon

That's pretty bad when the product dies after taking it out of the package lol.

Trent Bennett

My grandmother had this MP3 player then upgraded to a Sandisk Clip because she knew she deserved better!

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yay kinda early

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I read it all. Eggs.

Daaaaaank can you please put direct youtube links to the after show in the emails? It’s kinda a pain to open the video in the YouTube app on mobile.

How is it the aftershow? Where's the Show-show?

Andrew B. Smith

Love this channel ever since I first saw it it’s perfection

First on first

Keep up the good work mate!

You should do the pulse 3D headset by sony

Nice video mate

Hey mate, love the content!

chiken

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