Thank you to everyone who participated!
Here are the winning quotes:
RAY: "I left my other sunglasses on Pam Bondi's desk, I promise."
BO SAVAGE: "100% California Compliant"
ERIC ALGER: "Captain's log: Day 444. Still maintaining overwatch in the Sunglass Nebula."
ANTHONY: "Can I bring my friend? He's chill."
SCOTT DEYANGER: "Is it just me, or do these glasses make your nipples hard?" (Most upvoted)
JESSE BARTON: "Shawnicles of Riddick"
RYAN TURNER: "When you're 90% dad mode, 10% secret agent-but 100% not buying those glasses."
TYSON EVANS: "Hand over all of your Helium-3."
Jesse Barton
2025-08-14 17:00:22 +0000 UTCBo Savage
2025-08-02 23:27:55 +0000 UTCTyson Evans
2025-08-02 05:42:28 +0000 UTC