Biker Picks Up Street Bike (Extras)
Added 2023-03-22 00:47:39 +0000 UTCHe picked up the motor-bike like it was a toy, it's engine still running. I watched with amazement as he started bringing his powerful arms together and with a metallic groan of protest, the bike's frame began to contort. He hugged the cycle closer, bringing his bulging muscular arms together and slowly crushing the machine between them. With a final sputter, the engine died. In a few moments, he had compressed the motorcycle into a compact sphere about the size of a grapefruit - other than a few stray bolts and strips of rubber that had fallen to the hard-packed desert ground. He smiled then, as he threw that crushed ball into the sky. I never saw where it came down - if indeed, it ever did.
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S Munson
2023-03-28 08:10:05 +0000 UTCAnd it all happens to be true! So, in a future post (that is up now) you can see that sometimes Dmitri's eyes glow the same color blue as Cherenkov radiation.
Pratev
2023-03-28 07:09:03 +0000 UTC😄😄🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You cracked me up with alla that!!! 🤣😂 I'm sorry But I did learn something, Cherenkov 😎
S Munson
2023-03-27 07:29:21 +0000 UTCGerman, old thing. The correct spelling is Dummkopf. Dumm = dumb and kopf = head, literally a "dumbhead" or a fool (which is what "durok" means, btw). Koff doesn't mean anything in Russian as far as I know. "-kov" is often the last part of a Russian surname, like Cherenkov. It only *sounds* like "off" due to final consonant de-vocalization - something that both Russian and Germans do in their respective languages.
Pratev
2023-03-27 07:14:49 +0000 UTCIt's English/Russian slang koff is a Russian adjective.
S Munson
2023-03-27 05:46:08 +0000 UTCUntrue and wrong language anyway, I don't speak German. Try дурок (durok) instead if you *really* want to.
Pratev
2023-03-27 04:13:31 +0000 UTCat how dumbkoff I am?
S Munson
2023-03-23 05:56:51 +0000 UTCThat I didn't cry for you?
Pratev
2023-03-23 03:44:16 +0000 UTCabout what???
S Munson
2023-03-23 03:15:22 +0000 UTCHow can you be sure?
Pratev
2023-03-23 02:13:36 +0000 UTCOh no you dn't !
S Munson
2023-03-23 01:48:45 +0000 UTCОоо, бедняжка, плачу тебе
Pratev
2023-03-22 13:16:16 +0000 UTCYou are making this very hard on my brain 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
S Munson
2023-03-22 03:12:59 +0000 UTCAlso... I wrote a slightly different mini-story for the NSFW version.
Pratev
2023-03-22 02:49:18 +0000 UTCOkay... That now makes sense because I thought I was too stoned and read alla that wrong. Warn me next time 🙄
S Munson
2023-03-22 02:47:41 +0000 UTCIt wasn't *that* long. I read it again and modified it a bit, akchully..
Pratev
2023-03-22 02:45:16 +0000 UTC😂 I finally made it all the way through the mini-story!!! 🤣
S Munson
2023-03-22 02:22:03 +0000 UTC
