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Pacha Blingyde

Added 2020-07-27 12:30:01 +0000 UTC

Oh this? The Butterfinger BB. One of the finest snack sized chocolates of the modern era. It was on shelves for only 14 years. The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long as they say. The butterfinger bb was exceptional. Nuanced in its taste and texture. Sweet, salty and slightly bitter all at once. Smooth snappy and crunchy.

This one is yours.

Odd, I know. But there is a method to my madness. I want your sense to be truly alive.

Let this be your last taste. I will whisper in your ears. Press my bust against you. Gaze into your eyes and tell you I love you. Let you smell my perfume.

Let your senses be alive with the electric realisation of just how amazing life can be.

Before I snatch it away from you forever.

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Pacha Blindgyde was a slightly hasty creation.

I had established that Highball the goblin had an ex-partner who used guns instead of knives. It was going to be Hakarl, but I realised he would never work with Highball (and probably not FOR Clootie).

So I made Pacha. A hired gun who thinks herself an enigmatic psychopath. But she's just kind of ruthless and talks too much.

Goblins always have black or white hair, so naturally she dyes her hair.

Her look was very VERY loosely inspired by Non Summerjack doing some sort of bitchy gyaru photoshoot.

Despite being the newcomer, she won my twitter popularity poll by a solid 50%

Her last name translates to 'Dead End' because her speech is meant to be lazy and condescending like the transformer of the same name.