Maggie’s Slutty Fantasies CH3

“A slut shouldn’t care about who’s cock it was, the only thing a slut should care about is that it was a cock and a slut was there to service it, I was going to be that slut.”

This was my chance to be everything I wanted, the fantasy I’ve had for almost a year and why’s that you ask? Well to answer that, let me first answer what makes a glory hole so great? The anonymity, the fact that I am hidden from the world, and being hidden, I could be the slut I always wanted to be, without a reputation, able to leave my slutty nature in this box and come back to it whenever I wanted, but know, when I didn’t, it was trapped right here. Just a heads up as well, I have been on the pill since I was 16, thanks to my sister, so I didn’t have to worry about getting pregnant. Did you know it also lessens the intensity of you period? I highly recommend it for that alone. Finally, I didn’t have to go looking for cock; the cock came to me as well. Now, with the added benefit of having someone who knew how I wanted to be helpless and used.

So here I was, naked, blindfolded, tied up, unable to close my mouth with sounds of sex blaring in my ears and…

“Ye…sss..mmm…mm..mm…yes…sss…”

A cock being shoved in my mouth like I was nothing more than a sex toy, and I loved it. It wasn’t the longest or most amazing cock in the world, but it filled my mouth, moving back and forth, warm, and after a while only tasting like my saliva. In and out it went and it was turning me on so much I couldn’t take it, I wanted more. I swirled my tongue around the cock, I made it my whole world and even though I was restrained, I tried my best to suck on it as he fucked my mouth, moaning the whole time. Did someone call my name? It must have been me imagining it and for a second, my mind tried to picture myself in the situation I was in.

I was bent over between two walls, my face up against one and my ass up against the other and I can only guess if one glory hole was in front of my mouth there had to be one on the opposite side….

“Oh god,” I flinched feeling a finger feeling around my asshole and begin to push into me.

No! Not my ass! I want it in my pussy! I came here to lose my virginity and I guess my prayers weren’t going to be answered just yet. I felt a cold slimy finger circle around my asshole and easily push its way inside of me. The feeling was actually not what I expected. It felt dirty, but a slut is nothing but dirty is she not? I was having my asshole fingered and was starting to like it.

“Yes! Finger my asshole fuck it! Finger this dirty little whore!” yelling between a cock shoving it’s way back and forth into my mouth. 

The cock that was moving fast and deeper into my mouth, finger moving in and out of my ass, until the finger pulled out and for a second I felt disappointed and empty.

“FUCK!”

I screamed as the head of a cock was slowly being pushed into my ass, even with the lube and the finger in me before it felt huge, like I was being torn apart, my sphincter felt like it was on fire, being stretched for the first time and the cock felt like a soda can was being pushed inside of me. At the same time, the cock in my mouth started pushing forward as far as it could go, penetrating my throat. I tried my best to breathe through my nose, but it was hard and with the added pain of having my ass being penetrated for the first time by a cock, I almost felt like I was going to pass out. I tried my best to focus and I could feel the cock in my mouth starting to pulse.

“Yes! You fucking slut, embarrassing me yesterday like that, I’m going to fill your mouth.”

Was that Ron? I could just barely hear because the sex soundtrack and of how I was rocking back and forth, but whoever it was, was yelling so loud and what felt like hate fucking my mouth. I was thankful he was so deep into my throat that when he finally came, I wouldn’t have to taste it. I just kept moving around my tongue, sucking, doing the best I could do to get him off as fast as I could.

“Yeah, you like that don’t you, you want my cum so badly, well enjoy it!”

I was ready to just swallow it the best I could, as fast as I could, but I felt his cock pulling back. Pulling out of my mouth thinking he was going to give one last deep thrust and I prepared myself so I wouldn’t gag, waiting for my throat to be penetrated again, but it didn’t, it just stayed still. Then I felt something else, the cock in my ass finally bottomed out and then it started pulling back, almost feeling like my insides were getting pulled with it. This wasn’t a sensual fucking of my ass, it was a slow, brutal, assault and for some reason it was turning me on.

I started to relax my ass, and I can only imagine the lube was working because it went in a lot smoother this time, hitting the back of my ass, in places I never thought existed. In, and out, it went from a cruel, slow, assault to an actual fucking now and although it was moving faster, fucking my ass, the cock in my mouth that was so hell bent on filling me with his cum had just, stopped and left the tip in. It felt like it was still moving though, but not further into my mouth, maybe like it was being jacked off. The cock in my ass started going from pain to pleasure and it was all I could focus on. I wanted to cum so badly and after everything that happened so far my body was on fire.

“Yes, fuck my ass! It feels better than I ever imagined! I love it in my butt!”

I’m not sure if any of that could be understood, I doubt it really mattered being that a cock gagged me, but it was doing a number on my mind. I was getting close to cumming and if I was going to cum, I was going to make this cock in my mouth cum too. I started licking at the tip until, I found the slit with my tongue and wiggled it around trying to make my way into it. My orgasm was coming on fast, why wouldn’t this cock cum!

“Please cum, please cum in my mouth, I need your cum.” I started begging hoping he could understand me.

The cock in my ass pulled out till it was just the tip as well and almost in unison they both started fucking me. In and out, back and forth, they were both in deep at the same time or one was out while the other was in, the back and forth was driving me crazy, only imaging myself between two cocks was sending me over the edge.

“Yes! I’m going to cum, I’m so close.”

The cocks inside my ass moved faster and harder and not able to hold back anymore, selfishly caring about my orgasm.

“I’m cumming!”

It pushed deep into my butt and I felt warmth I had never felt before spread inside of me, he was the first to ever cum in my ass, spreading his spunk through my bowels. I took a moment trying to catch my breathe and with a twitch and a pulse the cock in my mouth pulled back to the tip and shot it’s load, hitting the back of my throat. I tried swallowing the best I could, but it flooded into my mouth so fast I nearly choked and gagged on it. I was filled with cum at both ends and as I was trying to do my best to drink down the seed in my mouth, the cock just stayed there, slowly becoming soft, shrinking down. I nearly finished getting every little bit, using my tongue to get it all down and out of my mouth. Then it twitched, and twitched again, did cock cum multiple times in a row, was that a thing?

“Let me help you wash that down princess!”

I didn’t know what he meant until it was too late, warm liquid came pouring out of the dick in my mouth and I swallowed thinking it was cum, but it wasn’t; he was pissing in my mouth. A man was pissing in my mouth and I was in shock! Humiliated, degraded, a toilet now, worse than a slut. I couldn’t drink all of that disgusting liquid fast enough and it came pouring out the sides of my mouth, drizzling down my chin to the floor. The smell of urine was strong and it felt like forever till he finally pulled out.

Finally, I was there alone now, no cocks were in me, and I didn’t even realize when the cock in my ass had pulled out. I took a moment to gather my thoughts and I didn’t realize how evil the isolation of my senses could be, leaving me only with my mind and the sounds of sex.

“You were just ass fucked, you swallowed your first load of cum and then he pissed into your mouth and I bet…you…enjoyed…all…of…it!”

The voice in my head was right, I enjoyed it all, every second of it, I was pushed hard and I loved every moment!

“Yes!”

I squealed with delight, I loved it, I was used and I loved it. The sex soundtrack stopped and a voice came from next to me. I could feel his hot breathe on the side of my face; he was in here with me.

“Hi there princess, I was going to give you a drink, but Ron says he’s already had that covered. Yeah Ron’s was the one fucking that pretty little mouth of yours and I got that sweet heart shaped virgin ass. I hope it didn’t hurt that much.”

It did you asshole, but guess what, I liked it, I thought to myself.

“I was going to take that sweet little pussy of yours, but a VIP stepped into and we decided to make things special, keep it in the family sort to speak and have some emotional support for you, because we aren’t evil assholes.”

What did any of that mean? I tried to figure out what he had said when I felt a finger start playing with my pussy. It was slow and gentle, tracing the outside of my lips, until it reached the bottom of my pussy then gracefully into the folds of my slit, pushing in just slightly till it found my clit. There it stayed and circled around it, I almost felt like I was going to cum again just from this. The person was so gentle, almost loving, who was this guy?

The finger disappeared before I could orgasm.

“No! Don’t go! Please come back it felt so good!”

A feeling returned in my loins, it was soft, wet and warm, a tongue!

“Yes! Thank God!”

It took the same path as the finger before it, circling around my lips, then inside and found my clit with precision.

“eee, ahh, mmmmm,” all I could do was make noises, no words forming in my head.”

The tongue moved away from my clit to the center of my pussy and started to push it’s way inside. I felt like I was literally going to melt as I felt it enter and squirm in me. What could this guy possibly be thinking; I never imagined a tongue could make me feel like this.

“Are you enjoying yourself princess?”

I was a bit embarrassed, but after everything they’ve seen and done to me so far, it was probably a drop in the bucket.

“Yes, it feels really good…”

“Just really good princess? You sounded like you were in heaven a few moments ago?”

My pussy was being tongue fucked and I was holding back all of a sudden. I didn’t want to hold back anymore, even with John in the booth with me.

“Mmmmm, it feels fucking amazing, I love it! I love the tongue that’s fucking my pussy, he’s going to make me cum!”

“Do you want him to fuck you little girl?”

“Yes! I want him to fuck me!”

“I’m sorry it’s just so hard to understand you with that thing in your mouth,” I felt the back of the ring gag unbuckle and it taken from my mouth, my jaw wasn’t that sore yet but it hurt a little.

“That’s better, I doubt you really need it for this next part anyways, now I want you to repeat after me… I state your name and say what you are, you know what you are, and what you want to happen. Make it convincing or we stop right here.”

I felt a hand reach down and start playing with my tits, no one had touched them this whole time and they were begging for attention.

“I Maggie Hill, mmmmmm, am a cock craving horny slut, ah, that needs this amazing pussy eater, god he is so good, to take his hard, hopefully thick, long, cock and put it into my hot, wet virgin pussy.”

The tongue was driving me crazy along with the assault on my tits, I couldn’t think straight, I would say anything they wanted me to say, I had no idea why they were, maybe just to toy with me. Whatever they want let them have their fun, so I can have cock.

“Oh god, I’m going to cum again if he keeps this up!”

“That’s nice princess, but like we said before, here is the emotional support we promised during this big event in your life and if we don’t like what we hear, well, you’ll be very sorry. How nice of you to make the password on your phone your birthday. I remember how hot it was the other day when mommy and daddy called while we had our little session, so I thought we would add that to the plan and low and behold we found out you had a sister right here in the state. Like I said, I worked on this booth all night just for you.”

Ring, ring…ring, ring…ring, ring….

I could hear a speakerphone starting to ring.

“Hey sis! What’s up?”

“Kaylee!?!”

“Yeah…you called me, is everything ok?”

Shit, what else could they, oh god that tongue won’t stop and my sister can hear me.

“Oh…god…sorry… I must have butt dialed you!”

John started pinching and tweaking my nipples hard at that comment.

“Ok I’ll let you go then…by”

There was a sharp pain in my left nipple that almost made me cry.

“No! No, I was just thinking about you, we didn’t really talk that much last night! How are things with…you?”

“Me? You know me, the same boring days, the same boring work and life as usual. It’s you that I don’t know much about lately?”

She had no idea how right she was, I doubt my sister could picture me like I was at the moment, a tied up slut having her pussy eaten by some random stranger. I bet she would have freaked out if she knew, she wasn’t a prude but I felt that kind of world would disgust her. Hell a man just peed in my mouth; it nearly disgusted me, but at the same time turned me on.

I whimpered feeling the orgasm slowly boiling inside of me, “mmmm, you know me, what is there to know?”

“Ok, how about the obvious stuff. Do you have a boyfriend yet?

“ahhh, nothing that serious, no guys were mature enough at my school…”

“Nothing serious? Has my little sister been giving it away?”

John leaned back over whispering in my ear, “If you lie, I’ll tell her everything, you don’t have to tell her details, but if you lie, she’ll know what a slut her little sister is.”

I gulped, how was I going to be honest and not let her know all the dirty things I’ve just been doing…I could be vague, I could say yes or no answers… oh god I wish he would stop licking my pussy for one second so I could think.

“Kind of…”

“What do you mean kind of?”

“Well I haven’t really done…ah, anything with guys until recently, but I’m still a virgin…”

Which technically, wasn’t a lie since my hymen was still there.

“I guess my little sister isn’t so innocent after all, which was so hard to believe since dad still calls you his little princess.”

I blushed knowing that nickname has been forever tarnished in my head. Princess, as in the slut that lets men use her however they want.

“Do you and Derek… mmmm… you know?” I asked trying to change the direction of the conversation.

“Have sex? Of course, I know we’re married, but we still get it on. Although we haven’t lately, I should probably fix that…he is amazing, so good with his tongue… and he does this thing…and I probably shouldn’t be telling this stuff to my little sister.”

I couldn’t help but picture it, especially after this morning, Derek eating my sister out, his tongue twirling around inside her pussy like this guy was doing to me right now.

“No, god yes, it’s good, I really have no one to talk about this stuff with anyways, and you know mom, she would freak out thinking I was thinking about sex at all.”

Freak out if she knew I just did sexual stuff with a man old enough to be my father.

“Ok, um, well he does this thing with his tongue and twirling in and out of me and it feels amazing, like mind blowing.”

“Does it hurt… by the way? When… you… lose it?”

Twirling tongue, twirling inside me, I was getting so close, I was going to orgasm on the phone with my sister listening.

“I guess it depends, every girl is different and the situation matters as well, how turned on you are, if you like that kind of thing, wetness, how thick it is. Derek is huge so I’m thankful I wasn’t a virgin when I met him.”

I was about to cum but the tongue pulled away, I had a moment to breathe.

“That’s good to knooowwww!”

I bit down on my lip as I felt a cock push into me, not thrust, not slowly, just penetrating me and through my cherry, busting it wide open and being so close to orgasm, I came as it filled me. The mixture of pleasure and pain cascaded through my mind, body and soul with my sister practically right there with me.

“Maggie? You ok? What happened?”

It took everything I had to regain my composure and sound semi normal.

“Oh it was nothing, just a random guy… a real dick… banged into me.”

At this point, he was banging me, and banging me and banging some more. The pain quickly turned to pleasure much faster than I expected and although I had just came, I wanted to cum again on this cock and I wanted to feel him cum inside of me and I had a feeling both were about to happen very soon.

“Where are you anyways?”

“Oh, uh, god, I just found a place to tie me down and keep me busy for the day.”

“That sounds nice, I need to find a place like that one day.”

I sincerely doubt that, but if that was true, maybe my sister was as kinky as I was, or I’m just thinking about what she said in a far different way then she intended.

“Don’t worry, your first time will probably be great?”

I could feel the cock in my pussy starting to throb and twitch and I knew what was about to happen.

“Reallyyy? You thiinnkk? Like Meg Ryan in that movieee? Yes, mmmm! Oh God! Yes! Just, oh, like, uh, that, I’m close, so close! Oh god, I’m cumming!”

And I was, I was cumming right then and there and it was huge, the most intense orgasm of my life thus far and I had it with my sister on the phone. 

“Ha, Ha, yeah, something like that…but your acting sucks. Anyways got to get back to work. I love you sis!”

“Love you too,” I said breathlessly, half conscious. 

She hung up and I felt the cock, my first, slowly slip out of my formerly, innocent, virgin pussy, not knowing who it belonged to, feeling his cum start to leak out of me. I was only alone for what felt like a few minutes though when I felt the tip of a cock pressed against the front of my face. I didn’t have the ring in my mouth anymore, so this was all me. I stuck out my tongue and started licking at the end, it tasted funny, but at the same time, kind of familiar. I thought it may have been Ron or John turned on at the thought of what had just happened and needed their sex toy to relieve them again. It was salty, sweet, bitter, tasted like me.

“You were the one that just,” I didn’t even get a chance to finish when it was suddenly pushed into my mouth while I was talking. 

It was still wet and without a doubt I could tell, it was my juices on this cock. I was going to thank him for being my first by sucking his cock with everything I had; I was going to make him cum again. I thought back to every thing I’ve ever read about blowjobs. I twirled my tongue around it, moaned, sucked on and off and even in my restraints tried my best to move my head back and forth, but felt like I was failing somehow and it was upsetting. My moans turned into moans of disappointment that I couldn’t do more and like John knew exactly how I was feeling, I felt my bindings start to be released, first my ankles then my wrists, as I was helped onto my feet. I was still blindfolded; I reached back out for the cock until I found it, blindly, got down on my knees and started sucking it while jacking it off with both hands. It was huge, wet and all mine!

I twisted my hands back and forth, took it as deep as I could, I didn’t care if I gagged, nothing mattered to me but getting this cock off.

“Please, please cum for me, cum on me. Do you want to cum on my slutty face, my tits, please tell me.”

“Face,” was all I could barely here.

I pulled back, jacking off the cock in front of me.

John started whispering into my, “keep your eyes closed, or I walk you out of here naked.”

I nodded my head and felt the blindfold removed, all the time keeping my eyes closed tightly. Still jacking off the cock in front of me, waiting for him to cum all over my face. The first time this happened, I was lying on my back, blindfolded, not knowing what was about to come, this time I did.

“Whose Derek? Someone your slutty sister fucked in high school?”

“Her husband,” I was so lost into a fog of arousal the words just came shooting out without thinking.

“Would you fuck him?”

“Yes!”

“Even though he’s married to your sister?”

“He made me cum this morning.”

“We will talk about that later princess, do you want him to cum on you right now?”

“Yes, I want his cum all over me.”

“So say it”

“Cum on me! Cum all over my face!”

“No say his name, say Derek,” he whispered into my ear.

I could feel the cock twitching in my hand, twitching or pulling away, I couldn’t tell but I held onto it for dear life stroking it.

“Cum for me Derek! Cum on your little sister’s slutty face!”

A few pulses in my hand, my mouth still open, breathing so hard I felt it, like I was hit in the face with a squirt gun, warm globs of cum shooting on me, my forehead, eyes, nose, into my mouth and onto my chest and the first thing I did was hurl myself forward sucking on the rest of it, sucking him dry, nearly hitting my head on the wall in the process.

“God! Yes! That’s so good!” I could hear the guy just barely on the other side of the wall.

All the while sucking every last drop out of him, I never really feared the taste of cum, nor did I like the idea of it much either to be honest, but now I craved it. I loved the taste; I wanted to taste all kinds, flavors, textures, and consistencies. Have it sprayed all over my body and in every hole. God, did the thought of being cover in cum turn me on?

I couldn’t help but picture this morning, Derek on top of me, but instead of what happened I imagined us both naked and him fucking me. My legs wrapped around his body, arms around his neck. 

“oohhh!” 

His cock deep inside my pussy fucking me, chest rubbing up against my hard nipples, my fingers digging into his back as my body, arching forward bringing his cock deeper into me, my eyes rolling as an orgasm suddenly overtook me, moaning that I was cumming.

“Are you ok?” he stood back up and looked at me lustfully.

Oh my god I just came on my brother-in-law, like a little dog humping her owner’s leg, I couldn’t have been more turned on.

“Yeah, your cock is just fucking amazing.”

Derek rubbed his cock and I slid off of the bed, got down on my knees and started sucking it.

“Kaylee says I’m pretty good at sex, maybe later tonight we could do this again?”

“Mmmmmm,” I took his cock out of my mouth, “that sounds great, a good fucking would probably do just the trick.”

I went back to sucking with fervor, I can taste my pussy on his cock and I was so turned on thinking, please cum for me, and almost like he was telepathic, gave a weird expression, a small pulse went through his cock and shot his load deep into my mouth and down my throat. I pulled back away from his cock, cum shooting on my face. My brother-in-law just gave me a facial.

“Oh my god!” and then I heard the door shut.

Before I knew what was going on the blindfold was replaced, cum still all over me as I was pulled out of the fantasy, about my brother-in-law, I really was a slut.

I was stood up, pulled over somewhere in the booth bumping into legs in front of me. Still being pulled forward by my waist I spread my legs and straddled a lap. I sat facing forward on a pair of naked hairy legs and what felt like a beer belly and hairy chest against mine and nestled between us, a hard cock pushing up against my pussy. I reached down to touch it but got my hand slapped.

“Time for a little talk princess, a heart to heart, consider that your intro for today.”

It was John, from what I could tell, so close I could feel his breathe on my face as he talked and he was completely naked with me straddling his lap and I was completely at his mercy. What was he trying to do?

“Yes Sir, whatever you want”

“That’s a good girl, let’s make this fun while we’re at it.”

He picked me up, my weight put on my feet straddling him, the tip of his cock moved to the entrance of my pussy. I could feel the strain of staying like that starting to affect my thighs and calves, but nothing I couldn’t handle being an ex cross country runner. Then I felt him push on my thigh, down just a little and the tip just barely penetrated me.

“Now stay like that and once our conversation is over, we can continue, whether it’s throwing you out naked or tying you back up to be our little princess fuck toy for all of our customers is up to you and you better be completely honest with me.”

“Yes…sir,” I’ve ran for miles in school, I’ve pushed my legs to their limits but the thought of having to walk home naked terrified me and the fear made my legs feel a little weaker.

“Are you enjoying yourself princess?”

“Yes I am sir, I’m loving all of it!”

His cock twitched, I’m assuming he liked my answer.

“What happened this morning?”

“My sister and brother-in-law nearly caught me masturbating and when my brother-in-law gave me a hug, he kind of tripped onto me and his body pressed up against mine, his leg rubbed up against my pussy as I was on the edge as it was… he made me orgasm.”

“Ha, ha, ha, did you want him to fuck you right there princess?”

“No!”

He pinched my nipple hard and I nearly screamed in pain.

“Lie to me again cunt and you’re out of here.”

I whimpered, “Yes… I wanted him to fuck me, shove his cock deep inside of me, filling me with his cum.”

“So why didn’t you just ask him?”

“I don’t want everyone knowing that Maggie Hill, is a cock craving, cum hungry, humiliation yearning slut. I don’t want a reputation to completely ruin my life because of my secret desires and he’s my sister’s husband.”

After saying that I probably should have said he was my sister’s husband first…

The tip of his cock was rubbing back and forth inside my pussy just barely going in and out and I realized it wasn’t him moving, it was I. This was turning me on, exposing not only my body, but also all of my hidden desires in me, which was more arousing then being physically seen. If you take my clothes off I’m exposed, but even naked no one can expose my mind without my complete consent and I was opening the doors wide open for him to see. I was getting off on it and that didn’t go unnoticed.

“What are you doing princess?” with a touch of sarcasm in his voice.

“I can’t help myself the tip of your cock feels so good and exposing all of my dirty little secrets is turning me on so much.”

My body shivered all over at the next level of arousal I was feeling.

“Tell me more than, tell me, some of your other dirty little secrets.”

“At home I play with myself every night around 2am, naked at my desk, sometimes with the curtains open, legs over the armrests hoping someone would catch me.”

“Oh, so you do want to be caught?”

“No, I like the fear of being caught…”

He pushed me down a little further, taking more of his cock inside of me, my legs starting to strain at the angle I was being held at, but feeling oh so good at being filled a little bit more.

“What else princess, dig deeper, tell me something you’d never thought you’d tell anyone.”

“I’ve masturbated thinking about being tied down, naked with a hood over my head in the boy’s locker room and taken by the whole football team!”

I was close to orgasm, I could feel the inside of my pussy contracting because I was so turned on; the filter between my head and mouth was gone.

“Wow, the whole football team princess, why them and not the basketball team, bet they would have been bigger?”

“A guy I had a crush on was on the football team, but I doubt he ever noticed me in school.”

“Oh really? What was his name?”

This felt weird answering, it wasn’t sexually humiliating, it was embarrassing, and it felt like a step into my personal life, my secret life bleeding into my normal one. He must have noticed my hesitation and I felt him reach between us take my clit between his thumb and forefinger and start pinching and rubbing it.

“Brian! His name is Brian!”

My knees were starting to wobble, I didn’t know how much longer I could keep myself like this, and I was going to cum.

“So tell me princess, what happens at the end of this football gangbang?”

“They pull off the hood and all find out it was me, even Brian…”

“Does that turn you on to be exposed like that?”

He started pushing me down further leaving only a couple of inches left outside of my pussy.

“No! Yes! It scares me at the same time.”

“Deep down, the slut in you wants to come out for all to see, you want to be fucked by countless men, used, seen, even by family.”

He pushed me down, slowly this time, filling me with the last few inches he had, my thighs were on fire, but in this position I had never felt fuller, he felt so thick and he was hitting some special part inside of me I never knew existed.

I felt him lean in, his hairy chest rubbing up against my nipples, feeling his breath by my ear, “you have always been, a slut.”

My legs gave way, I bottomed out on his cock and as I was about to orgasm, his cock twitched, shooting his hot load into me, sending me over the edge. The words playing over and over in my head as I screamed in pure ecstasy, you have always been a slut, you have always been a slut and I knew it was true.

I slouched forward spent and asked, “Are you kicking me out now?”

“I bet you would love that princess, but the day has only begun.”

I smiled.