Gwyndolin Gives You Lap Pillow/kisses/teasing (sfw-ish)

Please excuse the many slip ups in my speech and accidentally speaking modern English. I do these at midnight because I have no quiet during day. I am tired when I do these, and I didn't use a script for most of this audio except the beginning.)

A SFW CUT version of this might go on youtube next week. Or it might not. Last time I made an audio like this YouTube threatened to ban me for "sexual gratifying asmr"

🌘SCRIPT🪽

Upon thy return, I didst sense thy weary presence, my moonlit knight. Thy visage doth appear most exhausted, and thy spirit heavy with the burdens of thy valiant deeds.

Pray tell, is there aught thou wouldst require of me in thy time of need?

In mine heart, I am compelled to offer thee solace and respite, my dear

To return to Anor Londo after.... thy playful ruzes with mineself. Can it be thou can not stay away?

But of course, it's mine own pleasure to see you again too. I missed thee.

Come hither, thou is clearly tired and requires the gentle touch of one's godly caress.

patting lap

Mind mine snakes, they shall move when thee moves- as thou have earneth their respect.

snakes scatter

Pray tell, how hath thine journey been? How much blood is on thy hands? The amount of souls one carries, it is vindictive of thy hard work.

Those aching muscles, tired form, lay down here and feel this sanctum embrace thee.

Never shalt I abandon you. Don't be afraid to seek mineself when you need comfort. Please.

Miss thee? How bold of thee to ask if a God misses thee.

But... yes... I have... a lot.

Often, any visitor to wander into mine chamber wouldst be punished severely. Thou, however, managed to take mine heart out of my chest and claim it for thyself. 

How thee does this, remains a mystery even to mineself.

my love for thee is eternal, as unending as the moon's cycle. I am thine, now and forevermore.

Thou hast captured more than just my protection, sweet. A piece of mine own heart, it seems. But thou need not fret, for I shall cherish it, and thee, for all the days of mine eternity.

Fear not, my beloved. In mine arms, thou shalt find rest and healing. I shall nurse thee back to full strength, yet keep thee ever by mine side.

Humming

(The rest of the script was ad libbed. If I can, I'll try to write here what I said when I have the time to as it's hard to understand sometimes I think)