🐮Femboy Cows x Farmer Audio🐮

Tried my best to make their voices different from each other but idk.

Milky- dairy cow, has white hair, talks slow and sleepy, ditzy

Leslie- bimbo highland cow, has blonde hair, talks more excited and acts more sleezy

🐮I don’t talk the clearest so here’s a script to follow along or translate!🐮

🐄Freakiest Script I Ever Wrote🐄

Milky: Oooh, the new farmer huh? Well, I think we have some things to... discuss about this 'milking' business that's been handed down to you

Leslie: New farmer new farmer! Hey hey! running towards you

Leslie: its you right?! You're here to milk us and love us and take care of us right?

Milky: and of course feed us~

Both of them: mooooo

Milky: Come, let me show you where everything is. And perhaps we can talk more privately in my stall? Maybe you can use the milking tools on me and I can be the first cow who (moo) the farmer has privately cared for~

Leslie: have fun! But be sure to visit me too moo!

stall gate sound

Milky: Now, as for the milking... Well, it's a bit different for us femboy cows~ cornering you against the wall

Milky: We need a lot of stimulation to produce the best milk. And since you're the farmer now... I think that includes you fucking us silly and draining our balls dry!

Milky: huh? You only do so in the morning? 5am sharp.... occasional breeding and daily milking... moo! I guess it makes sense. You, as a farmer, have your schedule you're set to follow....

Milky: Mmm, I can't wait for tomorrow morning~ You're going to love milking me, farmer. The things I'll let you do to me and my cute little body~ I do hope you groom me with the brush and give extra love to me!

Milky: clap clap okay everyone! Farmer is closing the barn so back to your stalls and time to sleep! Moo! Tommorrow it's straight to the milking stalls k???

Milky: gooood niiight cutie farmer~ hehe~ Milky flicks your chin with his tail before sauntering to his stable

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Night Time Falls. The Farmer is In Bed

Leslie: squeezing through the bedroom window

Leslie: ohhh new farmer~ wake uuuup! I broke out of the barn and I wasn't able to go back to sleep!

Leslie: oh dont look so shocked! I'm the cow that breaks out the most you know? No one can keep me in!

Leslie: hmmm~ you would pat me when I've been so bad? Don't you want to spank me or punish me or something? Moo?

Leslie: oh dont furrow your brows at me! I wanted to surprise you, silly~ I couldn't resist sneaking over to see our handsome/beautiful farmer. And now that I'm here... I don't want to leave!

Leslie: hold me! Cuddle me! Make me feel special won't you?

Leslie: Don't you want to give your new cow a special bedtime milking before tomorrow? I promise I'll be a very good little femboy for you~ or maybe you just want to cuddle with me and play with my hair and tail. Either way I don't think I'll be able to resist!

Leslie: awww I have to wait? But still.... you'll let me stay in bed with you all night right? I can be... like a pet instead of just livestock right?

Leslie: hmmm really!? You don't like the term livestock? You see me as a person? You're so much sweeter than the last farmer! He just ignored all of us! That's why he got fired...

Leslie: plops on your chest

Leslie: Mmm, I love the way you cuddle, farmer~ Your arms feel so strong and warm around me. I can't wait to feel them doing other stuff to me~ oh! I know you have to follow the schedule for milking, and I respect that, don't want you to be fired for breaking the rules!

Leslie: but I really can't wait for you to take care of us~ I'm Leslie by the way, and the cow you met earlier was Milky- my best friend. He couldn't stop talking about your cute face and body in the barn. So you better treat us both right moo?

Leslie: mmmm stroke my tail more, farmer you're so much more cuddly than the last. He always locked the windows and wouldn't let me inside! Finally a farmer who loves me!

a bit of cuddling goes on before you fall asleep with the blonde cow :3

Leslie: Mmm, breakfast time already? Thank you for letting me sleep in your bed, farmer. Oh is that a leash and halter.... right... you want to lead me back to the barn huh? But I want to watch you cook first! Please please! All we cow boys eat is oatmeal all the time, I want to see normal human food!

Leslie: really? You'll show me! Oh boy how exciting! Lead the way, farmer~

cooking in the kitchen

Leslie: sits down in a chair don't mind if I spread out and relax~

Leslie: whats that look for? Like what you see, farm boss?

Leslie: with horns like mine, it's easy to break out of any confines. I'm infamous for breaking out, breaking fences, you know? Etcetera!

Leslie: and ohhh you really can cook! Smells amazing! Can I have some? Just a bit! I'm tired of eating just oatmeal and grass!

Leslie: spoon shoved in his mouth MPHH- Wow this is amazing! I bet you can even make bland oatmeal taste gourmet!

tug

Leslie: moogh! oh right, no need to tug my leash, I'll come back to barn with you and wait in my stall.... for milking time

Leslie: unless.... you want to start with me early...?

Leslie: Aww, you mean we can't have a private breakfast date first? Ack- okay okay I'll have my breakfast in the barn and wait in the stall like the rest of the cows. Just know I'll definitely be your favorite over the rest!

barn door sound

Milky: Farmer! LESLIE! You're here!

Milky: I'm hungry for breakfast! Hurry before my thighs lose thickness!

Leslie: milky! Farmer made us REAL food for breakfast, isn't that exciting! I can't wait for them to be our farmer for a long long time~ hopefully forever!

Leslie: come back soon to milk your cows okay~?

⚠️Small NSFW part. Warning ⚠️

time skip/pasture

Leslie: farmer? Oh farmer? Where are you?

Milky: how strange, usually we would have been milked by now and now we're out to pasture and the farmer is no where to be seen-

tractor noises

Leslie: oh! Oh! Farmer! Over here! You're forgetting something aren't cha?

Milky: come over here and cuddle us in the pasture! See! I have a jar and a carton to fill with milk!

Leslie: come on farmer! We are so full and need to be emptied!

Milky: Come on! We are taking our thongs off so you better milk us!

Leslie/milky: giggling as you pull them both into your arms

Milky: I hope you're ready to get your hands full, farmer!

Leslie: hopefully you can fill these milk cannisters right up with our femboy milk!

Milky: whats that Farmer? Position it right into the canister?

Leslie: ehe~ okay but you better make us cu- I mean- produce milk until these things are full up! Moo!

Milky: Ahhh, your hands feel amazing, farmer! I need you to milk me so badly~ I'm all full up just for you!

Both: chatter and giggling happily

ASMR

Leslie: Mmmh, keep going! Milk my aching cock! I want to fill up this canister with my hot, thick femboy milk~

Milky: bet I'll finish first licking Farmer

Leslie: Oh fuck, oh fuck, OH FUCK! Yes, harder master.... farmer!

Leslie and milky: ah ah! Together we are gonna.....

Milky: ah my carton is filling!

Leslie: me too!

Both: we love you, farmer!

both panting

Milky: Wahhh Leslie did you manage to fill yours more than mine? No fair.

Leslie: what can I say~ our new farmer just brings the best out of me~

Leslie: but seriously, I'm so glad you're our new and permanent farmer. You're so kind, gorgeous, and very attentive to us.

Milky: I agree, we've been through so many failed job interviews and try outs. I think this farmer is our soul mate don't you Leslie? They are absolutely perfect and actually care about us!

Leslie: yup yup, I agree. This one is a total hottie and a keeper!

Both: hugging Farmer moooo~

Both: we love you Farmer! Master! Please cuddle and love us some more!

...

Later at night

sound of both cow femboys entering through the window

Leslie: surprise! This time both of us escaped the barn!

Milky: hope you don't mind us cuddling up and sleeping with you master~

Leslie: you don't mind right?

Milky: we'll keep you so warm!

Both: kiss

Both: sleep tight, farmer dear~

sleeping sounds, extended a bit in case you want to fall asleep! Thanks for listening 🎶