DirtyBits Toy Review - Large Ziq from Strange Bedfellas

Part three to the Ziq family review set! Shout out to the live audience and to Strange Bedfellas and to you, the listener. We have arrived and I have survived the Large Ziq in Super-Soft firmness, to tell you a tale. 

Visually: Okay, the bit I have to repeat for all these boys: This design is giving me Demon Zergling Hellsing Monster Fist and what do you know? That's one of my types!

We have our four claw tipped fingers, curled into a fist, which is attached to an insanely thick, demonic wrist that is topped with scale plates and bottomed with demonic eyes. He's super wrinkly and groovy and textured and about twice the size of the medium Ziq, if not slightly more than that. 

So, I don't usually give my toys names, but. This one is Purple and Purple and Gold and a hand and massive and I have to call him Thanos. That's his name. Let's all pray he doesn't snap.  

I hope you get that reference; I know it's a deep cut. 

He is a three color marble with a slightly blueish purple that has a steely blue opalescent sheen mixed with a more fuchsia/pink purple marbled with a sparkly golden electric yellow.  

He's gorgeous. He's spectacular. He's terrifying. 

Usability: Well.... I got part of him in, so, I CAN use him. Which is a great first step. 

Look, this thing is massive and reminds me that technically, I should be able to push a small... creature out from between my legs. It is nature. It's natural! 

It's called a baby, Bits. 

Don't think about breeding, Bits.

This thing is big. It's really intimating. The toy is far too heavy and awkward to thrust by hand. 

For me, it is very much for sitting on and squirming until something slides in. I also found that the toy was a bit top heavy on the bed and I had to put it on a book under it to keep it stable. 

For a moment, at the start, I kind of just slid around the top of it and I was convinced it wasn't getting in at all. Then something finally lined up and I got part of it in and I am so proud of myself right now.

It was an intense stretch, and, I'm honestly not sure I got more than just the "head" in. 

This is where the textured portion of the model becomes an issue and I found between the bulk of the toy and the texture itself, I just couldn't get past a certain point.

All the same, I got part of it in and it was intense and had that really sweet painful stretchy feeling that is only really going to come with a beast of this size. 

I think the usability is a pass on this one. I knew it was going to be a challenge. 

Overall: Once again, we are reminded, this model is not for the faint of heart, or those that like to keep their orifices closer to a normal, natural resting size. It's  a handful *hard pause for comedic effect* to handle, and it takes a fair bit of a warm up for me to even begin to get on top of him.

He's one of the supreme challenges in my collection and he's a beautiful challenger.  

Frankly, I think a person could put this model on display in the home, if a person liked demonic silicone hands enough.

I see this one being a special occasion dong for the special occasions where I want to ruin myself in an especially brutal kind of way. 

I like it. It's pretty neat!

Anyway, I think that's all I have to say about this final member of the family. I'm pretty happy with my choices here, honestly. 

Hope you are having a great day!