Lara Lynn

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Subject: Welcome, Maryann, to SteelTech’s S.L.U.T. Program! Dear Employees, We proudly announce that Maryann has officially joined the S.L.U

Subject: Welcome, Maryann, to SteelTech’s S.L.U.T. Program!

Dear Employees,

We proudly announce that Maryann has officially joined the S.L.U.T. Program and is fully prepared and eager to serve your needs. Please give Maryann a warm welcome.

As you may already know, due to her special circumstances and previous accident, Maryann might occasionally suffer delusions or confusion. On top of that, she is a diversity hire, so please speak slowly and gently to her to ensure she fully understands.

Let’s all go with the flow to prevent our new S.L.U.T. from any unnecessary upsets.

Enjoy! 💋Xoxo💋
Lara Lynn