WE ICE YOUR ASSHOLE EX AND FUCK ON HIS SHALLOW GRAVE
Added 2021-04-22 00:14:31 +0000 UTCAll intended in fun! No real guns were fired. Love in the wild and fight in the gym ;)
[M4F] We Ice Your Asshole Ex And Fuck On His Shallow Grave [Popping an abusive mofo] [Car chase] [Body burying] [Forest sex] [Surprise DP toy play] [Creampie] [Heavy SFX] [Trigger warning: gunshots] [18+ Radioplay]
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Well that almost cured my ptsd 🤣 My only regret is that you didn't let me torture the arsehole first 😇
Kateastrophy
2023-02-13 11:07:07 +0000 UTCWow really playing on my intense attraction to the “bad-boy/girl/human-for-the-right-reasons” type…glad I finally found your audios, even if I am a bit tardy to the party. Putting the end of your speech (the teacher’s thoughts on mukduk) on a canvas as we speak 💜
Katya
2022-03-04 12:51:35 +0000 UTCMy pleasure MLM. Hehehehe… uhuh… your mirth is infectious!! 😅😘xx But I think you need my RENOWNED attention to detail to add keywords and phrases to your audios. Application form? 😏 Might also help if you ever want to navigate back to relive something you’d like to draw from again. Btw - just wondering, how does it feel when you’re listening to yourself back during final edits? 🙂
FFSWhatudoin2me (K)
2021-09-28 11:12:11 +0000 UTCThanks 💜BBB💛!! That’s a nice reminder because I can barely remember what’s in this any more! But I did remember Mr Glock and singing along to The Man in Black 😅!! 😘xx
Matthew Tower
2021-09-28 09:50:18 +0000 UTC(Don’t know what happened but just came to check and comment from this morning was MIA… anyhoo…) Finally got here. Told myself I had to after the 10s AMA where you reminded me of it. This was wicked… in the most wry-smile inducing, adrenaline fuelled, degenerate way… cinematic. 🖤 The layers of sound… the editing 😍… that fun speech (Mrs Hayes watched a lot of Murder She Wrote, Perry Mason and Columba by any chance? 🖐🏾😀). Johnny providing the rumbling melodious ambiance to this dangerously thrilling ride. 🎵👌🏾🖤 You singing along with that deep playful tone… me picturing the glee on your face as we careen through those streets. You’re enjoying this way too much. 😀 This is taking me back to a series I loved called Banshee. 📺 Think you’ll like. Dark, layered, gritty and sexy. For real @ movies v irl. 🪦*grunt chuckle* 💜 Smiling hearing the unique Matt-isms I’ve come to love reflected in this… they’re so a part of you and I love that. 💜 UHUH I want you to do it. Imagining that coolness… my brain flittering back to images of toys I’ve seen in that form. 😏 😅 @ “… cheeky.” Such a brat, love it. My OMGgggggg Fuuuuck… when you said that *cough cough*…my widened stare into the haven of nothingness… as my brain slowly catches up and sends a message to my knees, which immediately start elevating and widening in anticipation 😍… Our simultaneous OMG as we revel in the first dopamine hit of that extra tightness 🌬⚡️… the way the extra sensation on you fuels my wanton desire… the intense dirty talking… uGh… 🔥 And with a name like Angel Cakes that muthaf#%ker deserved to be silenced tenfold! Your creativity knows no bounds and I’m so here for it. 😘🤘🏾 Looking forward to immersing myself in your old stuff at some point.. seeing how you’ve evolved and revelling in more Matt-isms. Glad I came to this after the layered immersion of the fairground love story. Synergy yet chuckling at how polar opposite! 😀 💛BBB💜
FFSWhatudoin2me (K)
2021-09-27 23:11:16 +0000 UTCFinally got here. Told myself I had to after the 10s AMA where you reminded me of it. This was wicked… in the most wry-smile inducing, adrenaline fuelled, degenerate way… cinematic. 🖤 The layers of sound… the editing 😍… that fun speech (Mrs Hayes watched a lot of Murder She Wrote, Perry Mason and Columba by any chance? 🖐🏾😀). Johnny providing the rumbling melodious ambiance to this dangerously thrilling ride. 🎵👌🏾🖤 You singing along with that deep playful tone… me picturing the glee on your face as we careen through those streets. You’re enjoying this way too much. 😀 This is taking me back to a series I loved called Banshee. 📺 Think you’ll like. Dark, layered, gritty and sexy. For real @ movies v irl. 🪦*grunt chuckle* 💜 Smiling hearing the unique Matt-isms I’ve come to love reflected in this… they’re so a part of you and I love that. 💜 UHUH I want you to do it. Imagining that coolness… my brain flittering back to images of toys I’ve seen in that form. 😏 😅 @ “… cheeky.” Such a brat, love it. My OMGgggggg Fuuuuck… when you said THAT…my knees immediately elevating and widening in anticipation 😍… Our simultaneous OMG as we revel in the first dopamine hit of that extra tightness 🌬⚡️… the way the extra sensation on you fuels my wanton desire… the intense dirty talking… uGh… 🔥 And with a name like Angel Cakes that muthaf#%ker deserved to be silenced tenfold! Your creativity knows no bounds and I’m so here for it. 😘🤘🏾 Glad I came to this after the layered immersion of the fairground love story. Synergy yet chuckling at how polar opposite! 😀 💛BBB💜
FFSWhatudoin2me (K)
2021-09-26 13:09:57 +0000 UTCHahaha!! 😂 That’s way too kind but I’ll take it! ☺️And you’re already gold anyway... 😉😁😘
Matthew Tower
2021-06-12 04:06:31 +0000 UTCHoly fuck, Matthew! I’ve only just come across this one. It’s positively cinematic! Well done you 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 And I thought you said you didn’t consider yourself an actor? I’m about to paint myself gold and change my name to Oscar so I can present myself to you! Jesus…
The Vocal Vixen
2021-06-12 03:47:06 +0000 UTC💙And kinda sexy too? Right? Right? 🤣
Matthew Tower
2021-04-25 19:39:13 +0000 UTCThis is the funniest thing I have ever heard 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nikki
2021-04-25 16:10:30 +0000 UTCHaha - but I want a list of weapons. Maybe we go all the Cluedo on the next mofo who has to die: lead pipe, rope, candlestick. 😁
Matthew Tower
2021-04-25 09:17:12 +0000 UTCYou make the perfect sexy vigilante. Revenge is apparently a potent aphrodisiac. I’ve been considering what weapon we should use to commit our next murder. Given the potential for alternative uses, I’m evaluating features and functionality from multiple perspectives. Requests for future serenades: Your Man – Josh Turner The Sound of Silence – Disturbed Ain’t No Sunshine – Bill Withers Like some of your other patrons, “We Ice Your Asshole” showed up in my notifications. I was expecting a frozen dessert, not a murder, when I logged in.
Genade
2021-04-25 00:40:56 +0000 UTCHahaha. 🤣 I can hear Siri announcing and incoming call from him. 🙄x
Matthew Tower
2021-04-22 23:17:25 +0000 UTCI saved my ex in my phone as "Asshole" so I find this appropriate 🤣 He's not worth all that work though, I'd rather just fuck 😏
Sarah
2021-04-22 21:39:37 +0000 UTCA few people have said that!!! Yow!!! 😂🤣
Matthew Tower
2021-04-22 17:28:49 +0000 UTC😁 It was fun! Thanks Eve! Now for part 2 “We go around killing all of your ex’s just because it’s fun”... 🤣💙😘
Matthew Tower
2021-04-22 17:28:01 +0000 UTCOh!! ☺️ What a lovely comment to wake up to - thanks Clara!! And haha - I might need to pin you down there 😉😘 xx
Matthew Tower
2021-04-22 17:23:41 +0000 UTCBtw when I first got the notification it showed only a part of the title, so I only read "WE ICE YOUR ASSHOLE" 😂😂 that definitely caught me off guard 😳😂
Clara
2021-04-22 11:48:47 +0000 UTCHehe an aggressive you is hot 🤭☺ " I always wanted to cap a mother fucker!" Part got me giggling and turned on. I love how well you immerse your self into a character, truly a good VA made me feel I was in that car chase with you! Could tell you had a lot of fun with this audio, would love to see this be a series thing with this character! Awesome audio🥰🖤
Eve
2021-04-22 11:48:10 +0000 UTCDamn I nearly forgot how PERFECT your audios are 🙌🏻😂 The storyline, the audio effects, the singing, the top quality (gun-)puns, the sex -everything was great 👌🏻 I was on an emotional rollercoaster from scared to thrilled to actually laughing out loud to flopping around on my bed like a fish on land 😂 And I enjoyed every second of it 💖 Also R.I.P. my ex lol 💀😂
Clara
2021-04-22 11:42:01 +0000 UTCAlso the whoohoo laugh is the exact same reaction I had the first time I fired a gun 🤣😂🤣 it was uncanny
LJ
2021-04-22 07:21:46 +0000 UTCHoly fuck are you in my head? I swear the minute you mentioned fucking me with the glock, instantly dripping wet and horny as fuck. How did you know the best part of one of my top ten fav pieces of erotic lit?🤨🤨 I have always loved being called good girl and bad ass bitch but I never dreamed anyone could pull off saying both in one situation. 🤤🥴 Between that and the panty dropping combination of strong, aggressive bad boy and total goofball who makes me belly laugh I was so turned on that my mouth went dry, probably because all moisture was redirected to my pussy. Holy deepest dirtiest fantasy Batman! 🥵🥵
LJ
2021-04-22 07:20:28 +0000 UTCNice and squishy 😆. She’s just a little bit insane, but also a badass beast. 😈
Denee Leery
2021-04-22 06:33:58 +0000 UTCHaha - your characters fuck next to them?!? That’s so next level they might as well use the pile of corpses as a makeshift bed - could be warm and comfortable right!!? 😂
Matthew Tower
2021-04-22 06:30:23 +0000 UTCSo a few things...”glock’s out cock’s in” and they say romance is dead 😆. “Rest in piss”, ever the poet 😂. This reminds me of a scene from a fantasy series I’m writing. My main female character slaughters a group of soldiers and fucks her man next to them afterwards 😏😆. In case it doesn’t come across, I liked it. I support any and all murderous intentions in a fantasy setting 😆
Denee Leery
2021-04-22 06:21:14 +0000 UTCAbracadabra!! 🪄✨Yay!! 💙💙💙
Matthew Tower
2021-04-22 04:41:02 +0000 UTCUhmmm...😲 I wasn't sure how I was going to feel about this one with killing an asshole ex then burying him. But you worked your magic and holy fuck that was 🥵. Loved it! 💕
Lori
2021-04-22 03:57:42 +0000 UTCYay!! Hey Kari!! Yeah, it took a while so I’m so glad it was worth the wait!! [celebration gunshots] ! 😘
Matthew Tower
2021-04-22 01:11:27 +0000 UTCHey Sierra! Whooo!! A new favourite!! And yeah - R I P mofo 💦🪦😂😘
Matthew Tower
2021-04-22 01:09:10 +0000 UTCAi ai ai sir, that was fucking AWESOME. Fully on point with funny and hot as hell. ❤️❤️❤️ Worth the wait 😈😈🔥🔥🔫🔫
Kari Beauchamp
2021-04-22 01:08:16 +0000 UTC🥰Yay!!! So glad you liked all of those aspects of it, Niamh!!! You might need a shower to wash all the earth off too 😉...
Matthew Tower
2021-04-22 01:06:59 +0000 UTCHoly fucking crap...... I’m so.... speechless wow um 😳 that was amazingly, awesomely and sexy hot 🥵🔥❤️😍 my god this is probably one of my favorites now are you kidding me taking down an asshole ex, running from the cops while singing ( I was singing through the whole car chase lol ) 😂 and having a hot fuck on his grave my kind of night😏 you are the Clyde to my Bonnie 😈🔥 and May He Rest In Piss hell yeah!!! lol whooo!!! Lol 😂😂🔫
Sierra
2021-04-22 00:59:23 +0000 UTCWell that was oddly cathartic 😂 I loved the singing during the car chase and how even in a more serious rp you aren’t afraid to crack a joke or goof around, it makes it all the more immersive for me. As usual the sfx were *chefs kiss*, I could almost feel you on the ground next to me 🥵🥵 Now excuse me as I lie down and try get my bearings back after all that adrenaline (and post orgasm bliss) 😜
Niamh
2021-04-22 00:58:33 +0000 UTC🥵 Hotsa- Mr Glock was a bad bad boy then 😵In the best possible way... 😍 x
Matthew Tower
2021-04-22 00:50:45 +0000 UTCYay!! Me too with the gunplay!! We’re pretty anti-firearms here in NZ but this was so fun. ☺️
Matthew Tower
2021-04-22 00:48:35 +0000 UTCYou could play it to your colleagues 🤣. Just stop at the part I take my shirt off. 😝
Matthew Tower
2021-04-22 00:46:56 +0000 UTC🤣
Matthew Tower
2021-04-22 00:45:32 +0000 UTCHaha. Stop that now... 🤪 🔫 😘
Matthew Tower
2021-04-22 00:44:56 +0000 UTCYes!! I was hoping it would come across funny and light to balance the dark subject haha😂
Matthew Tower
2021-04-22 00:43:13 +0000 UTCJesus. Fucking. Christ. I have no words. But my heart is in my throat and as soon as you mentioned gun to the pussy I don’t know what happened but my body shook until orgasm. Whew 😅. That was fun 💀
Diamond heart
2021-04-22 00:36:57 +0000 UTCAbsolutely loved it !! Never really like gun-play but this.... was great 👍🏾
LizzieLou
2021-04-22 00:34:48 +0000 UTCSo excited to get the hell out of work now!! 😄😄😄 Can't wait to listen!!
LJ
2021-04-22 00:24:14 +0000 UTCYou dropped your nerf gun bullet king 😤
Azra
2021-04-22 00:22:06 +0000 UTCBeen waiting on this 😤😤😤 I keep imagining a nerf gun im dying
Azra
2021-04-22 00:21:36 +0000 UTCThis title has me laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣
Tara Davenport
2021-04-22 00:16:36 +0000 UTC
