Newsletter #24
Added 2024-12-16 20:54:50 +0000 UTCReleased December 2024
Hello all you Decemberinos and Festive Follies!
It has been a hot minute! Many of us were fortunate to take a much needed break through November, which unfortunately meant that our brains percolated too much, and now we have a Shrek Show going.
Why is this a problem, you may think? Well friends, it is because I have now spent an uncomfortable amount of time googling “Sexy Shrek”. Has it awakened something in me? Only time will tell.
Sexy AI Shrek isn’t real, and he can’t hurt you.
So on that note…
Upcoming Shows:
FEELING SHREXY!
Our new Burlesque Tribute to all things Shrek.
March 1st at the York Theatre - tickets on sale soon! And as a special advanced notice, just for you, dear Patreons, I will let you know that we will be bringing over the fantastic Kitty Glitter/Fanny Devito to perform as Lord Farquad. We’re so excited. I mean, just look at them!
If you would like to be involved, you can:
Join our Newbies Class! - Starring the Duloc Dancers, and taught by the real life muppet Lyssa strata!
Or Join our Twobies Class! - And become one of the Merry Men! Taught by the fabulous Androsia Wilde!
Or Submit a Pitch! Why not get up on that stage and peel off layers like an onion?
Future Shows:
Moving from Far, far away to a long, long time ago….
Keep your calendars cleared for May the 4th again, as we’ll be once again producing another Star Wars themed variety show.
Personal Updates:
If you are feeling like watching a Drag Queen having fun playing games, why not check out our friend Shy Gay on Twitch!
That’s all for now, folks!
XO Jayne Fondue and the Geekenders
Bonus: Cat Content
Carol is living her best life as a Pink Pony girl. Carol’s Spotify Wrapped told her she was a top 1% fan of Chappell Roan. We totally get it, Carol, me too.
