S Della Rovere NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Depends. FWB? Lazes around before getting up with a stretch and allows you to stay and kick around the manor if you want. Going to do their own thing. In a relationship? CUDDLING. IN YOUR SPACE. Face in your neck, hands on your stomach, curling around, leg between thighs, gently nipping at your earlobe and neck. If you need to piss or get something to drink, they’re tagging along.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

They really like their own hair so much. Takes a LOT of care with it. But also a big fan of their… Everything really. COULDN’T pick a favourite part of theirs. But does like their mouth the most. Nice teeth, beautiful smile. Can suck someone too silly and send them into a coma.

LOVES an ass. Will pap at it with their hands. Drum it after sex. Give it a nip when playful. Slap it when passing. But also quietly loves wrists. Great sipping spot.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Cums a decent amount and loves to cum in people. They’re… Pretty sure they’re sterile. Hopefully.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

…. I genuinely don’t think they have one. They’re dirty as hell but they don’t care. I guess they like “playing” with their food. Ahem. It’s kinda undignified for vampires but yknow. They’re silly.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

FULLY experienced. Has sucked and fucked and orgasmed their undead life away. For fun. They know what they’re doing and they’re a fiend about it.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Dear lord. They switch it so often they don’t really know. Anyway, they’re old enough to roll their eyes. “Imagine sticking to one position like an amateur”. Doesn’t have a favourite, just fucks away. 

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

They’re giggly, like to smile. Like, not outright jokes and such, but can’t help but be light hearted in the moment, sometimes nipping you in fun locations, or being a bit silly for a moment before locking back in.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Pretty sure they’re bare down there. The night they died, they happened to have shaved and they’re fucking glad they did now. Mostly because people can incorporate food play without the pain of fighting to clean the mess off later. 

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

They’re not very intimate. They like being romantic from time to time but sex is a fun, light hearted thing for them! But will happily hold hands and go slower and whisper sweet nothings and such if it gets you going.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Good god, they REALLY don’t need to. They haven’t done it in a while, they have a lot of fwb and casual sex. Does kinda miss it though. They’d REALLY treat themself while doing it. First some time in a bath, some fondling for themself. Then onto the bed, with some nice blood in a wine glass to the side. Play with themself, fingering, stroking, nipple pinching, two rounds, that’s about 40 minutes of self love time. 

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

What DON’T they like tbf. I guess, most of all… Public sex. If they're not allowed to tuck their hand into your undergarments in the corner of a bar, then what's the point? They love risky sex. 

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

WHERE AREN’T THEY GOING AT IT? This is a horny dog that is let loose!! Their place, your place, someone else’s place, the public park, the opera, the-

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Man, mostly that their partner is obviously being into them. Cuddling up close, nosing at their neck, bringing their hand over to touch their thigh or stomach. Looking at them with eyes that scream fuck me. But also feeding does it. Teehee. 

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Scat, vomit, etc. But also they've had a few partners who are really into them playing dead and they get to do things. Never again will they want to debase themselves like that again. 

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Man. no one does it like them. They fucking suck down dick/ clit like it’s their last meal. Likes to kiss and lick a lot first and then fucking GOES HAM. Also likes oral but not as much as giving it. Just 69 the days away.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Lazy. Loves lazy sex, slow but deep thrusts, that turn into faster ones when both of you are close to orgasming. Bliss.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

FUCK YEA, QUICKIE! Dude, the moment you two are outside, they’ll be pawing for it. Just even slightly look at them with some heat and they’ll be looking around for a nice place to get silly with it. 

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

Yes, yes, yes. Loves taking risks. What do you wanna do today? Something new? Great! Someone that can go wrong? Better! They’re dead, they’ll be fine. Mostly! 

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Can go two rounds and then gets whiny and tired and wants to take a moment before starting again. 

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Sure, has quite a few, but unless they’re mind boggling, they don’t use them much. On you though? Woof. Playtime. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Nooo! Likes to tease and whisper to you and trail their fingers slowly over your most sensitive parts but no edging! Nothing like that. Just a bit of a tease and then go whole hog.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Nice and loud. MOANS. Sighs. Won’t hold anything back.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Uh… God, they themself are a wild card. Hm. Well, they have the proud honor of being one of the few who’ve managed to fuck inside the Vampiric Asylum based in Lechia! They were only supposed to be there for a visit but got a bit freaky. 

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

For Simeone? Oh, his dick is so pretty it's insane. Matches the color of the rest of their body, so obviously tanned in the nude before they were turned into a vampire. Shaved pubes, uncircumcised. On the slimmer side, no veins. For Sienna? Pretty clit, always perky and peeking through. Tight hole that gets wet at the drop of a hat.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Good lord. It’s constant. When don’t they want to go? When the wind blows a bit wrong for half a second maybe. 

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Nope. They don’t even sleep much to begin with. Does prefer to cuddle excessively though.