Never Cheat On A Witch!!
Added 2023-03-04 20:04:35 +0000 UTCI snuck around on my girlfriend and ended up sleeping with someone I didn't know she was good friends with. When she found out, the two of them called me over. I was very nervous as I stood in her living room looking at the two women sitting on the couch. My girlfriend held up a plate with an apple and told me to take it. As soon as I touched it, it started to suck me in, trapping my soul inside the apple. The two women then picked me up and decided they would eat me.. At the same time!!
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Awesome :P
Jim
2023-03-04 21:08:23 +0000 UTC
