Phage Advice ($5+ patron bonus!)
Added 2016-11-30 03:04:34 +0000 UTCI'm adding a new regular feature to Awful Hospital, with Doctor Phage answering your questions in-character! HOWEVER, only patreon patrons at $5 or more will be able to submit questions. You deserved some kind of new reward for putting up with my lateness and lax updates.
You can submit your questions for him right here! Medical queries, questions about him and his world, nonsense, anything that comes to mind. He will answer at least one question per person, possibly more, but of course you can't expect him to give answers that will always make sense.
Comments
What was your most unpleasant patient experience?
2016-12-10 21:55:12 +0000 UTCHyperparasitic mistletoes have infested my parasitic mistletoe! I've tried requiem scrubbing and de-shift loops, but nothing seems to work. I thought shedding the paragel cortex would fix it, then I tried flushing with gloomsap, but it only made them flower! What should I do?
Hisham Hasan
2016-12-04 08:23:44 +0000 UTCDr. Phage, please help! I've got a terrible case of bumbleblot rust on my inferior end-effectors! I've tried synchronizing it with a peripheral Lukaduk, shifting it onto a glitched and degelled copy of my backconcept, and soaking it in epsom salt, but nothing is working! What can be done to clear it up?
2016-12-02 00:55:36 +0000 UTCDr Phage Dr Phage! The tiny civilisations built into the outer walls of the hollow spaces inside my body have declared war against each other! How do you feel about geese?
bum eyes
2016-12-01 01:03:36 +0000 UTCphage you gotta help me doc, I swapped my gels quite a few layers back and found that im just dolphins alllllllll the way down, what do i do?
2016-11-30 23:42:42 +0000 UTCdo you have a favorite bowtie?
2016-11-30 19:20:06 +0000 UTCPhage, out of the spectral zones (violet, grey, ect), which are the most safe to visit? I don't want to catch any strange foreign core-blights...
Disva Dravir
2016-11-30 03:06:41 +0000 UTC
