Sorry, folks. These emojis stay on unless you subscribe to my burlesque subscription tier (coming soon!), which— yes, also involves foot porn. 🦶🦶
BTW, this post is a tribute to my childhood crush, Stripping Soccer Samantha. ⚽️⚽️
If you don’t know what I’m talk about, you should probably go listen to my “Lesbian Confessions” series, which can be found in the “Talking to myself in the car” collection. 🤓🚘
Nicole Neuhaus
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