Merch for being an Ultra Traxian! With Artwork by Adam "ApeLad" Koford!

Hello, Traxians! Your oldest Internet pal Erik here.

There are many things we love, including but not limited to, the following:

• Getting paid by the FBI to learn how to surf

• Attending RiffTrax Live Shows

• Receiving gifts featuring artwork by Adam Koford just for subscribing

Okay, there's one more thing we love: YOU, our dearest Traxians! And thanks to our friends at Patreon, they have a way for us to give you all these... okay, maybe it's really just the last thing. Of course we'd love for each and every one of you to attend this year's RiffTrax Live: POINT BREAK show, and meanwhile the "Paying Our Agents To Surf" arm of the FBI was shuttered back in the late 90s. BUT — that part about merch featuring artwork by the ApeLad? Sign us up!

That's right! We commissioned shirt.woot superstar Adam Koford to come up with a fun and unique design for this year's Ultra Traxian merchandise. It features the likeness of Gary Busey as the logo for the place with the best meatball subs around ("Utah, get me TWO!"), and it will be printed onto a shirt, a mug, a sticker, and a long sleeve shirt, and they're only available here.

All you need to do to receive these items is to subscribe at the Ultra Traxian level. Once you've been an Ultra Traxian member for 3 months, the shirt will be sent to you automatically! (Make sure your shipping info is correct in your Patreon "Membership" area.) If you're an Ultra already, then you're good to go!

After that, you'll receive another item every 3 months as long as you remain an Ultra Traxian. That means you'll get the mug after 6 months, the sticker after 9 months, and the long sleeve after 12 months. That's along with attending the live "Hangin' Out With RiffTrax" webinars, and frequent "TraxBox" Caption Challenges that are part of your Ultra benefits.

(NOTE: Anyone who was previously signed up and was due to imminently receive a RAD item should still get that, but as of now and going into April of 2024, the merch program has been reset to feature this Point Break-inspired design.)

I love these and can't wait to get mine, and I hope you love them too! Thanks again for all of our Traxians' support here on Patreon. If you have any issues or questions please see these FAQs or contact Patreon here.

I'll be back with much more very soon! A few things in the works that I can't wait to tell you about.

Yours in grubbing,

Erik