COBRA Extended Preview!
Added 2023-05-15 22:29:49 +0000 UTCThis past Friday we released a long-awaited, much-requested, and highly anticipated Just the Jokes riff for an 80s cheesefest starring none other than Sylvester Stallone: COBRA!
When you create two franchises as iconic and grunty as Rambo and Rocky, you can do whatever you like in Hollywood. Sylvester Stallone chose to cut his pizza with scissors in Cobra. This unconventional behavior may shock you, until you learn that this particular cop does not play by the rules! In fact, much to the consternation of his colleagues, he makes a habit out of it! We can’t believe it either!
Like any good Cobra, our hero has it out for a mongoose* by the name of The Night Slasher. If you wanted to be polite you could call the Night Slasher’s goals “unfocused.” Whereas The Slasher himself spends most of his time sharpening and then using his elaborate knife that was almost certainly advertised on late night cable TV as being “Tactical military grade”, his henchmen spend most of their time in an undisclosed warehouse-y location clanging axes together. The purpose of this clanging is never clarified. Perhaps he had a few drinks to celebrate a successful round of Night Slashing and woke up to find he’d bought some surplus axes on eBay.
Enjoy the first 5 minutes, here on Patreon! You can also download this preview video here.
Comments
So that was him shooting Steve Martin’s cans!
andimalloutofbubblegum
2023-05-19 20:48:05 +0000 UTC"public urination" stats
Cynthia Dunaway
2023-05-16 22:01:13 +0000 UTCAh, the 80s, when people worried that maybe cops weren't being brutal enough, mall shooters were armed with a single pump action shotgun, and a police chief's place was behind a patrol car, pointing a snubnose revolver in the shooter's general direction.
Spinoza's Dog
2023-05-16 17:06:22 +0000 UTCHe never actually shoots a person. He must just hate groceries.
Suzi Eberhard
2023-05-16 03:49:13 +0000 UTCThank you thank you THANK YOU for doing Cobra! For me it's right up there with Road House for "The game's boring, flip over to TBS!"
Marty Hall
2023-05-16 00:28:52 +0000 UTCAfter seeing the extended preview to Hobgoblins 2, Stallone's Cobra feels like watching The Maltese Falcon.
Grand Funk Master Chief Ricardo Montalbán Phon Con 14
2023-05-15 23:43:26 +0000 UTC
