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APEX PREDATORS (Extended Preview)

Howdy, Traxians!

It's time for another RiffTrax "drop" - and this time, it's the movie quality that's also dropping! The new B-movie Riff we JUST released is of a little movie - if you can even call it that - called Apex Predators, And worse yet, it's unfortunately not about cats, but sharks!

It’s spring break in Southern California and the beach is abuzz because The City Bros just dropped a hot new track! Also, dead bodies keep washing up on shore. Police suspect a shark, but this overlooks just how powerfully bad a song The City Bros have unleashed.
You think you know the drill: “We have to close the beaches,” “We can't, this is our biggest weekend,” etc. Well, you know nothing of the drill. There are “bad” movies, and then there are bad movies that show you an uninterrupted sunset for more than a minute of screen time, and folks, this is very much one of the latter. Though it may be impossible to comprehend, there’s a very good case to be made for this being the worst shark movie we’ve ever done.

Watch the Extended Preview above, and download it here. (WARNING: Contains nudity.)

As an added bonus just for you, our dear Traxians, there's an exclusive discount ahoy! Use the coupon code ASHARKORSOMETHING during checkout at rifftrax.com to get 5% off this new riff, as well as anything else in your cart.

This code is only valid at our site until our next release one week from today, so use it wisely! (And yes, it will stack with other discounts, including the 5% Friends discount. But this is a Traxian-only discount, as an added bonus for being subscribed to our Patreon, so please keep it secret - keep it safe.)

Get the riff at the link above, and grab yourself a shirt featuring Nina Matsumoto's artwork above here on our Threadless store.

APEX PREDATORS (Extended Preview)

Comments

GAH THOSE BEWBS

William Cheng

They seem to have paid for those establishing shots in HD, since they're the only well-lit and well-photographed shots in the entire first 5 minutes.

Philip Stephens

"The city doesn't supply enough budget for two lifeguards" <holds up three fingers>

Jackalgirl

What the hell was that??! I think we're in "Roller Gator" territory!

Tracie S. Rusch

yikes

Cynthia Dunaway


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