Extended Preview: FUGITIVE RAGE
Added 2022-01-14 18:42:49 +0000 UTCHowdy, Traxians!
Brand new on the site, it's Fugitive Rage!
It’s an ancient Zen riddle: If a Fred Olen Ray movie does not have the word “bikini” in its title, does it even make a sound? The answer is yes; the sound is “BANG BANG oof [assorted alluring catfight noises] Ka-Pow [shower water running] BANG [general premium cable channel sexiness] Kablooie!”
Fugitive Rage starts as any good family movie does: with the hero gunning someone down in cold blood. In this case it's a mafioso named The Gucci Goomba, who killed the hero’s sister, presumably by just standing there as she ran into him at the start of World 1-1. Unfortunately, the Goomba survives, leaving our hero with no choice but to bravely break out of prison (by accepting a deal with the government that lets her go free).
You can watch the preview above, or download it here, if you're into that. And get the full riff at the site at the link above!
Comments
And I thought the courtroom scene in Stone Cold was batshit crazy.
andimalloutofbubblegum
2022-01-17 03:51:40 +0000 UTCJa, dat looks like a good one.
Buff Drinklots
2022-01-15 14:53:27 +0000 UTCAny movie's preview that rates a "Kablooie", is godd to go in MY book!
Karl Hamann
2022-01-14 21:30:58 +0000 UTC
