Extended Preview: PLANKTON
Added 2021-07-30 19:35:08 +0000 UTCPicture a luxury yacht: helipad next to the hot tub. Gorgeous waitstaff. Laboratory full of unholy experimental sea monster hybrids. Top shelf bar. We all know the drill!
Fortunately, the unholy sea monsters are being kept in a state of suspended animation. (Fortunate for the producers, because it’s much cheaper to not have the sea monster puppets move.) Unfortunately, there’s one thing that awakens them: horny college students. And WOW does this boatload of drunken college students who just stowed away qualify!
And who can blame them? The yacht has an erotic talking fish clock! It’s never explained or even questioned, but its sensual charms are clearly impossible to resist, even once the sea monsters start slashin’ throats and jammin’ ovipositors places where ovipositors have no right to be jammed.
It’s a damp, insane mess of a movie that’s probably best avoided if you’ve recently eaten sushi.
Get the newly-released riff here, or download this preview here.
Comments
And such tight editing! So well-lit!
Karl Hamann
2021-08-03 13:54:50 +0000 UTCThis explains a lot!
RiffTrax
2021-07-30 22:43:38 +0000 UTCAlso known as "Creatures from the Abyss". This gem had a budget of $250,000 at 1994 rates of 1570 Italian Lira to the dollar (on average). that a lot of Lira to spend on garbage. But I suspect this will be a great riff.
david l shields jr
2021-07-30 20:21:41 +0000 UTCI was really expecting that hysterical girl getting slapped scene to go full "Airplane!".
Matt P
2021-07-30 20:15:48 +0000 UTCDirected by the effects person on Light Blast. Sounds legit.
andimalloutofbubblegum
2021-07-30 19:52:47 +0000 UTCOh, do I sense Italian dubbing? Oh this is gonna be great (rubs hands).
George MP
2021-07-30 19:48:26 +0000 UTC
