Extended Preview: SAN FRANPSYCHO
Added 2021-07-16 21:23:26 +0000 UTCHowdy, Traxians!
Today's new feature-length VOD is San Franpsycho. We've talked about it plenty already on this here Patreon, and it's now available on the site!
A menace stalks the streets of San Francisco.
Shirt untucked and tie loosened like someone who’s just been ejected from a dog track, it lures you in with its resemblance to a more famous actor, only to disappoint when it hits you up for spare change when you ask “Hey, weren’t you in Apocalypse Now?” Its house decorated with bottles of vermouth, its office with various jugs of bleach because, why not — you gotta put that abundant police department bleach somewhere. Neighbors close their windows when it passes, lest its powerful schlub energy causes them to somehow become thrice-divorced, even if they weren’t even married in the first place. It has a flip phone. Its name is Joe Estevez.
Oh, there’s also a murderer murdering people, and the police don’t have a single clue. What they do have is a team of civilians they’re needlessly endangering: a priest who deeply understands the psychology of serial killers for reasons we’re not allowed to question, a frazzled local news anchor who seems to be constantly on the verge of saying “such as seals,” and her boyfriend, Barry, who looks more like a Barry than anyone has ever looked like a Barry.
Honestly, we'd like to know more about the fake movie that was playing on Joe's TV in this clip. Since we can't have that, you can get the full riff at this link, watch the preview in the streaming player above, or download it here.
Enjoy!
Comments
A depressed news anchor is better than those weirdos who talk about horrible murders with big smiles on their faces.
Shawn Parks
2021-07-24 07:02:53 +0000 UTCI've heard, that if you down a handful of hydroxychloroquine, and chase it with a glass of two parts bleach to one part sweet Vermouth, it'll effin' kill ya!
Karl Hamann
2021-07-17 21:06:55 +0000 UTCIf desk oatmeal doesn’t become a thing, I will lose all faith in humanity.
Lauren Bell
2021-07-17 03:13:41 +0000 UTCThis one is my new favorite, I think. HILARIOUS! Oh, and I just noticed the tip line phone number they used was 8675 3 oh ni-e-ine. The colossal failures at being clever are only topped by the amount of background clutter in this “film.” Desk oatmeal?
Dawn Godfrey
2021-07-17 02:50:11 +0000 UTCPlease tell me there’s a Dusty Springfield reference…
Chewie
2021-07-17 00:42:01 +0000 UTCThe news stories below the anchor had me distracted. Seeing that North Korea had successfully cloned a gila monster had me hoping for some sort of Godzilla rip off.
Shawn Furniss
2021-07-16 22:18:50 +0000 UTCThat fake movie sounds a lot better than the one we’re buying. Can’t wait to get it and have some laughs with our buddies Mike, Bill, and Kevin. Proud to be a Patreon supporter.
Thomas m Gallipoli
2021-07-16 22:14:17 +0000 UTC
