Extended Preview: LIGHT BLAST
Added 2020-07-17 17:33:58 +0000 UTCCONTENT WARNING: This clip contains brief nudity and low-budget "body melt" effects.
DIRECTOR WARNING: This guy also gave us Warriors of the Wasteland and 1990: Bronx Warriors.
Scoreboards: usually all they do is let you know who is currently humiliating the Mets. But terrorists have harnessed the latent evilness of the humble scoreboard and are now using them to LIGHT BLAST people!!!
Light Blasting, as we all know since it’s a totally real thing, involves melting someone’s face using budget special FX. Think the Nazis from Raiders of the Lost Ark if they were all played by claymation icon Mr. Bill. It’s cool though, because the filmmakers clearly used all of the FX budget on the bonkers stunts in this movie. They’re honestly as impressive as anything we’ve done in a RiffTrax movie, even if most of the money probably went to a legal fund for stuntmen widows.
Watch the extended preview above or download it here, and then get the full riff here.
Comments
Hmmm, I think they toned down that technology, and use it now to brighten our teeth. Speaking of, the music reminds me a bit of the song from Flash That Smile as done by B&MJ.
Derek Levesque
2020-07-21 00:28:11 +0000 UTCCall me Snake!
Karl Hamann
2020-07-19 20:48:27 +0000 UTCRiffing Perfection.
Kay Kirscht
2020-07-18 22:30:58 +0000 UTCA Content AND a Director's Warning... A double warning... I'm just gonna go buy this riff right NOW! 😁
Ken Malinski
2020-07-18 03:15:48 +0000 UTCStill, the train sex police aren't nearly as mean as the Greyhound Bus sex police.
Stephen Peterson
2020-07-17 22:58:22 +0000 UTCYou had me at "Same director asWarriors of the Wasteland and 1990: Bronx Warriors". The evil guy in the mustache who is in EVERY SINGLE Italian film ever made merely solidified it.
Gordon Snow
2020-07-17 22:19:10 +0000 UTCHaha... no way does RiffTrax get my precious $9.99 this week. Arby's, here I... DAMN IT! Guess blocked arteries wait another week.
Marty Hall
2020-07-17 19:23:36 +0000 UTCFrom the director of ESCAPE FROM THE BRONX!
Brian E. Lindstrand
2020-07-17 19:19:59 +0000 UTC"If you have sex, you'll melt." Things you never learn in high school sex-ed class.
Paul Lenoue
2020-07-17 18:56:19 +0000 UTCWell, that was just Tubular Boobular!
Paul Rabogliatti
2020-07-17 18:18:29 +0000 UTCItalian scifi films never disappoint.
George MP
2020-07-17 17:59:15 +0000 UTC
