Extended Preview: THE RETURN
Added 2020-06-12 15:19:41 +0000 UTCWhen a boy and a girl spot strange lights in the sky, nobody could predict that thirty years later they’d reunite and fall in love, because that is very stupid.
But then again we’re talking about Greydon Clark, who gave us the movie where a cat barfs out a slightly more evil cat, so maybe we should have been expecting it.
Yes, long before Joe Don Baker wolfed down a triple cheeseburger on the set of Final Justice Clark decided to tackle a different form of cattle mutilation. This time it’s caused by aliens, or rather their human puppet, played by Vincent Schiavelli (presumably because he looks more like an alien than any FX Greydon could have come up with.) Standing in his way are Cybill Shepherd, whose expression of bored indifference is perhaps the only relatable thing in the movie, and Jan-Michael Vincent and his three first names.
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Comments
This movie has a great cast of actors who Clark was lucky enough to grab at low points in their careers. I noticed that this is the second recent Raymond Burr Rifftrax film. What other trash lies in his filmography? Apparently he did some safety shorts in the 60s so that could be a place to start.
Amy Mormino
2020-06-12 23:19:11 +0000 UTCStrictly speaking, their script for Pitch Black got so rewritten by David Twohy, you can't really give them any credit for how it turned out.
Ryan Speck
2020-06-12 23:13:14 +0000 UTCWritten by Ken and Jim Wheat, who'd go on to write the scripts for PITCH BLACK, EWOKS: THE BATTLE FOR ENDOR...and THE BIRDS II: LAND'S END. So any hopes for an alien-induced Birdemic in this flick?
Jesse Shade
2020-06-12 18:51:02 +0000 UTCAt 4:30, that much spice at once can't be good for anybody.
Nasaboy1987
2020-06-12 16:34:25 +0000 UTCYes!! More Greydon Clark!
Matt P
2020-06-12 16:10:23 +0000 UTCIt's for sale! We just haven't told anyone else about it yet! :)
RiffTrax
2020-06-12 16:01:04 +0000 UTCNew Greydon Clark for the weekend!? Thanks, RiffTrax!
Taylor W. Wells
2020-06-12 16:00:30 +0000 UTCToday I learned about a new release from Patreon that isn't even for sale yet. Oh and what a cast for a Greydon Clark movie. This makes no sense. So I guess i'm in for this ride that will include his kids somehow.
Wayne Moyer
2020-06-12 15:32:11 +0000 UTC
