Suburban Sasquatch Extended Preview
Added 2020-05-01 18:12:55 +0000 UTCRight off the bat, there’s one thing you should know about the Suburban Sasquatch: his nipples are huge.
Huge, detailed, and poorly sculpted. He barely comes near a suburb in the entire course of the movie, so it should probably have been called Big Detailed Nipples Sasquatch instead. But hey, hindsight is 20/20. ("20" is also roughly the diameter of the Sasquatch’s nipples, in inches).
It’s an extremely homemade horror film in the vein of Feeders. Speaking of veins, the ones in this movie are all full of cheap digital blood that squirts out like a “violent” computer game from the 90s. And the cast of characters full of that cheap digital blood is rich: schlubby reporter guy, the cops with thick Pennsylvania accents and floppy hats, and the Native American huntress who shows up with a bow, sort of magically, whenever, and lives in a mystical tent from the bargain bin at Dick’s Sporting Goods.
Download this clip here.
Last week, our Ultra Traxians gave us their best captions for images from Suburban Sasquatch, and we have chosen a winner:
"Who's a good murder victim? You are, yes you are!"
Congratulations to Jesper Lehmann Poulsen for providing us with a very funny caption. A TraxBox full of these goodies is now on its way to you:
We'll have another Riff This! Contest in the coming weeks for our Ultra Traxian subscribers.
More Sasquatch-y goodness to come. Stay tuned!
Comments
If you ever want some Manos books (written by the little girl in the film) to give away, feel free to email me!
Fred and Ben
2020-08-07 04:06:32 +0000 UTCWow - "Birdemic" level. But you've survived "the Master" and "The Beast of Yucca Flats." Looking forward to this.
Bill Lemmond
2020-05-03 02:03:06 +0000 UTCToltec... That's what the old man should've said... and I really was hoping for a Lash LaRue cameo...
Ken Malinski
2020-05-02 06:33:00 +0000 UTCCongrats Jesper, good one!
Cynthia Dunaway
2020-05-02 04:11:17 +0000 UTCYaaaay! Check out "Ape Suit Cinema" on Facebook (a collection of pro Ape Actors, and the people who love them)...bet they'd laugh their exquisitely modeled monkey butts off over this! Thank you.
Kay Kirscht
2020-05-02 03:35:15 +0000 UTCLike this lovely young couple, I too would like to give a hand to the makers of this movie and Rifftrax for gifting us with this treasure
Nick Osterland
2020-05-02 00:53:43 +0000 UTCI believe I own that Halloween decoration foot. Does Kevin choose to keep bringing up Becky from "Birdemic" or are those lines thrust upon him?
Suzi Eberhard
2020-05-01 23:03:16 +0000 UTC“Joyriders”? I don’t think that means what he thinks it means. And who even says that anymore? Certainly not people his age. Wow.
Mary Thompson
2020-05-01 21:48:10 +0000 UTCI thought I was ready for this, having seen the Red Letter Media review of it many times on YouTube. And yet from this opening section alone, my jaw is on the floor. Can't wait to watch the whole dang thing.
Jesse Shade
2020-05-01 21:38:20 +0000 UTCI mena, "hey,"
Karl Hamann
2020-05-01 20:33:30 +0000 UTC
