Dave the Barbarian - 15 Minute MG One Shot Challenge

Another thing that will be Patreon early access only are a new series of 15 Minute One Shot challenges.  Basically this series is me taking a character and transforming them and getting them - and the readers - to nut within 15 minutes.  Mainly these will be exercises to continue to strengthen my writing and creativity muscles, but also just for some fun quick smut. 

So enjoy this first One Shot featuring everyone's favorite cowardly himbo. 

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"Ba-UGH jabeers!" Dave moaned, eyes wide with fear. The burgeoning barbarian released another high pitched moan as his head scrapped against the ceiling of his room. his mind going wild with fear. His massive frame was rapidly expanding and filling very inch of his quarters, with his colossal legs slamming through the doorway.  Dave hadn't gotten out to become bigger when this all started oh no! 

In fact this had occurred completely by accident. The dimwitted hero, left alone in the castle while the rest of the family and Lola went off for a convention in the neighboring kingdom, had been walking through the kitchens and stumbled upon the royal cook getting ready to throw out some perfectly good broccoli. "Wait a second Cookie, I'll have those! Dave had said. And then moving swiftly, he'd taken the large heads of broccoli and began chomping into it like a candied apple, moaning in delight with his eyes closed as he left the kitchen to go to his art studio. 

Not even noticing the purple glow of Ozwick's magic surrounding the vegetable.  For you see, that was the last remaining magicked broccoli Ozwick had given Princess Candy when she wished to become buffer to impress her suitor of the week.  

But that had been literal ages ago and the spellwork had not only gotten more potent but gone a little...wonky. 

So Dave had only just finished swallowing the last of the broccoli, closing the door of his secret crafts studio and patting his belly, when a fiery heat blasted through his body. Dave had stumbled back against the wall, confused and frightened as every muscle in his large body trembled beneath his red tunic. He'd then given a high pitched shriek as his body suddenly exploded in height and mass. His already large biceps ballooned outwards, slamming against the sides of the wall while his hands fattened and thickened. 

David had lurched forwards as his back skyrocketed sideways, transforming into a landmass of titanic brawn while his lats spread like dragons wings, tearing through the sides of his tunic. 

The front of Dave's tunic was pulverized as his huge pecs shot forwards, swelling into large stone slabs of brawn bigger than a wagons wheel! Speaking of wheels, his lower body swelled with power, his golden belt flying off as his rockhard middle ballooned outwards, transforming into a solid cauldron of muscle beneath a thin layer of flab. 

His trunk like thighs expanded into towering trunks as thick as some of the oldest trees in the Dark Woods while his feet tore through his furred shoes, revealing massive stompers that could easily cover Faffy's entire body.  His neck inflated and fought against his burgeoning traps and deltoids, leaving Dave's only remaining clothing fabric around his privates. 

Within seconds the gargantuan barbarian had filled the entirety of the small studio but before the poor himbo could panic further, his mind was bludgeoned forcefully by a wrecking ball of fiery pleasure. Dave's eyes went unfocused and he started squirming and moaning pathetically as he felt something stirring between his legs. Foreign pressure rose within his undercarriage and he felt something in pulsing surges rising from within until, with a mighty deep bellow, a large prick the size of a baseball bat with softball sized testes attached tore through the remaining scraps of fabric, destroying the last shreds of Dave's dignity. 

But the now pleasure drunk barbarian didn't care.  "OH BOY THIS FEELS GOOD!" He moaned, mind consumed by these new good feelings he had never felt before. 

Moved by primal instinct, Dave wrapped one large hand around his shaft and starting tugging away, moaning in a deepening voice as the additional reservoirs of testosterone flooded his system.  His body surged outwards and upwards in mass, soon becoming too much for the small studio to hold and, with another moan, Dave's body blasted through the ceiling and walls.  

In the wreckage, Dave continued to work himself further, animalistic grunts leaving his mouth while his eyes were glazed over in pleasure. He'd never felt this good even with Princess Evil had kissed him! With every stroke of his hands, the fire in his belly grew hotter and lightning bolts of pleasure danced across every nerve in his growing body.  

As Dave's head started to reach the tops of the trees, a small shadowy patch grew on his swinging balls.  Soon the patch spread, spiraling upwards until his massive shaft was sticking out of a brambly thicket of brown pubic hair. 

The hair soon spread, pushing out over his limbs and across his chest until his arms and legs were thickly coated and his chest was a veritable forest of thick, curly hairs that flowed into a nice treasure strip down the length of his titanic musclegut. His immense back was equally hirsute, the massive planes and hills of flexing muscles still visible beneath them.  

As Dave got closer and closer to his world's first ever orgasm, his new body hair became drenched with sweat and a foggy miasma of manly musk poured of the expanding titan, especially from the thickets of hair flowing from his pits. 

Animals nearby in the area started rutting as the ascending god of manliness among them rose above the treetops, Dave's chiseled face now sporting a thick five o'clock shadow rough enough and possible strong enough like sandpaper. 

Dave's monstrous backside and mountainous shoulders started trembling, wagon sized pecs heaving, as his body prepared itself for his imminent release. His monstrous feet dug into the soil, colossal hirsute thighs and massive glutes trembling as Dave felt the pleasure skyrocketing and like he was on the edge of a cliff.   

Then one of his enormous biceps accidentally brushed his engorged nipple.  

Dave's whole body tensed, muscles locked in place as his mind fell over the edge. 

His massive balls drew up tight, inhuman shaft going rigged and pointing to the heavens as a large lump moved up his length, urethra bulging right before Dave's seed burst forth like a geyser. 

"BA JABBBERSSS!" Dave bellowed, head thrown back and his eyes rolling in his skull as tsunami wave after tsunami wave of pleasure violently tore through him and scattering his senses further.  So forceful was his release that his seed was spread for miles around the entire kingdom, landing on all the plants, animals, buildings, and people like white sticky rain. 

It would be hours before the rutting barbarian would finally stop and the damage would be legendary. As was what was discovered happened to all men in the kingdom- young and old- in the days after what would be known as The Ascension of Dave. 

But that is a story for another time.