Naked jog and Marie on the news!

Alice going for a naked jog!

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Marie made it home successfully to her home after sneaking back naked on foot from the gym. Though perplexed by who and how the perpetrator stole her clothes, she paid it no further thought as she ran to her front door. With her hand on the doorknob she froze solid at the realization...

She had no way in! Her key was in her gym bag and she was now locked out her own home. "No, no, no! There must be a window ajar or something!" She desperately ran around the house hoping to find an unlocked window, but to her horror she'd locked the house up proper.

"Honey, there's some figure in the shadows trying to break into that house!" The woman peered out the window. Her husband came to the window. "By golly, you're right! I'm calling the police."

"911, what's your emergency?"

"There's a figure that's been circling our neighbor's house for a couple of minutes now, prying at the windows! They're doing it again!"

"We'll send a car promptly to your location!"

Marie in denial had probably circled the house about 4 times now, unaware she'd been spotted trying to break into her own home. Suddenly, a bright light shone upon her!

"HANDS IN THE AIR!"

Marie shrieked and complied to the instructions given by the police officer. "Hang on, you're that reporter aren't you?" The officer exclaimed as he cuffed her. "Didn't take you for an exhibitionist..."

"Somebody stole my clothes! I had to-" 

"Yeah yeah, lean on the car while I call this in." He put her by the side of the car. "At least it can't get much worse-"

Suddenly a news crew pointed a large camera at her naked body. HER NEWS CREW! The cameraman gave her a small hello wave as he broadcasted her live to television. All she could do was give a defeated sigh as her colleague began to report the situation...

"That's right Gary, we're live on the scene where a naked woman was caught trying to break into this house..."